Proposed Gibberish Forum

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Name the new forum:

Poll ended at Mon Aug 12, 2019 12:26 pm

Not Even Wrong
3
16%
Word Salad Fruteria
1
5%
Word Salad Bar
9
47%
Jack Starrett Memorial
4
21%
Screwy Generis
2
11%
 
Total votes: 19

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Proposed Gibberish Forum

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In response to the posts of our esteemed new member "parzival" describing his purblind search for a legal Holy Grail, a couple of folks suggested the creation of a new forum for such Mr. Magoo type quests. We have had posters over the years who - like parzifal - are neither TPs nor sovs, but who make about the same amount of sense. Not that many, but some. The questions: do we want to create such a forum? If so, what do we call it?

I think it's a good idea. I don't think we should make the forum name too insulting, though. "The Gibberish Box" seems a little harsh, and "March of the Morons" is out of the question.

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The "Not even wrong" section.
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Word Salad Fruteria
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webhick wrote: Wed Aug 07, 2019 10:17 pm Word Salad Fruteria
Check Parzifal's new, massive entry. He must be using some kind of gibberish generator.
"Yes Burnaby49, I do in fact believe all process servers are peace officers. I've good reason to believe so." Robert Menard in his May 28, 2015 video "Process Servers".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeI-J2PhdGs
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How about the Gabby Hayes or Gabby Johnson Forum? Or if you need it reduced to a pseudo-esoteric title, then in honor of the late actor who portrayed Gabby Johnson, call it the Jack Starrett Memorial Forum.
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Dumbasses.


short and to the point.
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webhick wrote: Wed Aug 07, 2019 10:17 pm Word Salad Fruteria, no dressing
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Word Salad Bar.
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Pottapaug1938 wrote: Wed Aug 07, 2019 11:05 pm Word Salad Bar.
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Re: Proposed Gibberish Forum

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As much as I like Word Salad Bar, I feel like it might be too narrow. There are lots of wacky legal theories out that are presented more compactly and coherently (while still being very wrong or even Not Even Wrong); where would we put those?

If we're looking for a more highbrow forum name for "unclassifiable weird legal things", I would suggest Sui Generis. And if you want it to be insulting, you can make it Screwy Generis. :)
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The Professor Irwin Corey comes to mind - if you're old enough to remember him.
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AndyK wrote: Thu Aug 08, 2019 11:56 am Other unclassified discussions
This from Andy("Off with his head!")K? Not snarky enough.

I like "Not Even Wrong" a good deal, but think a lot of people won't get it. So failing that, I like "Word Salad Bar" or "Word Salad Fruteria". Let's wait for a few more suggestions.

I take it everyone who responded thinks the new forum is a good idea? web?
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The Observer wrote: Wed Aug 07, 2019 10:22 pm How about the Gabby Hayes or Gabby Johnson Forum? Or if you need it reduced to a pseudo-esoteric title, then in honor of the late actor who portrayed Gabby Johnson, call it the Jack Starrett Memorial Forum.
I vote for Jack Starrett Memorial Forum. Subtle without being directly insulting. And some of these posters are definitely on the frontiers of genuine gibberish.
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Not only Not Even Wrong, Just Not Even.
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Random unsorted miscellaneous ???
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