Simkanin, Richard Michael

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Simkanin, Richard Michael

Postby Famspear » Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:17 pm

Sixty-five year old Richard Michael Simkanin (Federal Bureau of Prisons register # 30383-177) is scheduled to be released from Federal prison (Texarkana Federal Correctional Institution) tomorrow - Saturday, June 19, 2010.

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Re: Simkanin, Richard Michael

Postby Nikki » Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:37 pm

And is scheduled to begin speaking on the TP / Sovereign / anti-government circuits immediately thereafter.

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Re: Simkanin, Richard Michael

Postby Famspear » Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:54 pm

Nikki wrote:And is scheduled to begin speaking on the TP / Sovereign / anti-government circuits immediately thereafter.


I'm shocked.
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Here's a link to the article on Simkanin in Wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Michael_Simkanin
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Re: Simkanin, Richard Michael

Postby Famspear » Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:58 pm

The Federal Bureau of Prisons now shows Simkanin as having been released on June 18, 2010 (Friday), which was one day early.

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Re: Simkanin, Richard Michael

Postby Demosthenes » Fri Jun 25, 2010 5:16 am

Dick Simkanin back in prison already.

http://www.cheatingfrenzy.com/simkanin349.pdf
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Dick Simkanin

Postby Demosthenes » Fri Jun 25, 2010 5:18 am

After seven long, miserable years in a federal prison, Dick Simkanin was finally released on June 18, 2010.

Less than a week later, and he's back in for violating the terms of his release.

http://www.cheatingfrenzy.com/simkanin349.pdf
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Re: Dick Simkanin

Postby notorial dissent » Fri Jun 25, 2010 5:26 am

And anyone is surprised in the least?
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Re: Dick Simkanin

Postby Famspear » Fri Jun 25, 2010 5:28 am

I wonder what he did (or didn't do) to get himself back in the Pokey. And what took him so long? I mean, he was out for five days!

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Re: Dick Simkanin

Postby notorial dissent » Fri Jun 25, 2010 8:28 am

He's getting old and slow?????
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Re: Dick Simkanin

Postby wserra » Fri Jun 25, 2010 11:29 am

Famspear wrote:I wonder what he did (or didn't do) to get himself back in the Pokey.


According to his P.O., he failed to report. Moreover, when reached by telephone, he said he wouldn't be reporting because "you and I both know it's voluntary" - y'know, like paying taxes and withholding from your employees.

What a maroon.
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Re: Dick Simkanin

Postby . » Fri Jun 25, 2010 12:30 pm

7 years in the slammer.

Still in his own little world where his special magic words don't work.

"I release you from any responsibility for supervising me" might work on planet Van Pelt but doesn't cut much ice with the US Probation Office or any federal judge.

Nor is he a good fugitive. Took one whole day to catch him.

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Re: Dick Simkanin

Postby Famspear » Fri Jun 25, 2010 1:03 pm

Looks like he is held in the jail of Parker County, Texas; that would be in Weatherford, Texas, I presume. That would be just west of Fort Worth.
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Re: Dick Simkanin

Postby LOBO » Fri Jun 25, 2010 2:32 pm

So i take it 5 days is the over/under for how long it will take Petey to last once his supervised release starts?

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Re: Dick Simkanin

Postby Cpt Banjo » Fri Jun 25, 2010 2:39 pm

This thread really belongs under "I Keep Thinking That They Can't Be Any Dumber". Judge McBryde will not be amused.
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Re: Dick Simkanin

Postby Famspear » Fri Jun 25, 2010 5:54 pm

. wrote:"I release you from any responsibility for supervising me" might work on planet Van Pelt but doesn't cut much ice with the US Probation Office or any federal judge.


That's pretty good. Maybe Pete Hendrickson and other wackadoosters should adapt that approach: "I release you, the Federal Bureau of Prisons, for responsibility for incarcerating me for two years and nine months following my felony tax convictions." Or, "I release you, the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of Michigan, from responsibility for ordering me to be incarcerated for civil contempt for failure to obey your orders."

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Re: Dick Simkanin

Postby grixit » Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:19 pm

&^%$#@!

Send him to a pelican scrubbing station.
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Re: Dick Simkanin

Postby ashlynne39 » Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:09 am

Cpt Banjo wrote:This thread really belongs under "I Keep Thinking That They Can't Be Any Dumber". Judge McBryde will not be amused.



Judge McBryde is not amused by much. He is the federal judge that those who practice in the Northern District of Texas hope not to get if their client is not the government. He's also the judge who years ago barred women lawyers from wearing pants in his court. I don't think that lasted too long though. I've not been in his court but the grapevine is strong.

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Re: Dick Simkanin

Postby Famspear » Fri Jul 09, 2010 12:56 am

ashlynne39 wrote:
Cpt Banjo wrote:This thread really belongs under "I Keep Thinking That They Can't Be Any Dumber". Judge McBryde will not be amused.



Judge McBryde is not amused by much. He is the federal judge that those who practice in the Northern District of Texas hope not to get if their client is not the government. He's also the judge who years ago barred women lawyers from wearing pants in his court. I don't think that lasted too long though. I've not been in his court but the grapevine is strong.


Apparently, Judge McBryde was not amused......

....the court has determined that the term of supervised release imposed on defendant should be revoked and that defendant should be sentenced to terms of imprisonment of three (3) months as to each of 3-27 counts and one (1) month as to each of counts 28-31, all to run consecutively, for an aggregate term of imprisonment of seventy-nine (79) months, and to serve terms of supervised release......


----Judgment of Revocation and Sentence, July 2, 2010, docket entry 358, United States v. Richard Michael Simkanin, U.S. District Court for the Northern District of Texas, case no. 4:03-CR-188-A (bolding added).

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Re: Dick Simkanin

Postby Gregg » Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:04 am

Damn, I'm almost sorry that he didn't get to rule on Pete's series of motions to reconsider denied motions to reconsider rulings.......
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Re: Dick Simkanin

Postby wserra » Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:09 am

Simkanin's original sentence is 60 months. He is out for a few days, and gets violated, not for a new crime, but for failure to report. He then gets hit on the violation for seventy-nine months.

That's a mega-whack. Yes, Simkanin is a class-A idiot, but that's a lot of time. Remember what I said in another context about judges not appreciating having their orders ignored?
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