Can we feed him arsenic?Demosthenes wrote:I explained to the PBS ombudsman that airing a pseudo-documentary like Russo's is like broadcasting a cooking show where the chef tells the viewer to add arsenic to their kids'
macaroni and cheese dish all the while assuring the viewer that arsenic is hamless.
Please stop feeding the troll.
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Wait, are you saying that arsenic isn't actually kosher? I could have sworn there wasn't any ham in it.Demosthenes wrote:I explained to the PBS ombudsman that airing a pseudo-documentary like Russo's is like broadcasting a cooking show where the chef tells the viewer to add arsenic to their kids'
macaroni and cheese dish all the while assuring the viewer that arsenic is hamless.
Please stop feeding the troll.
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a) Arsenic doesn't have split hooves.Imalawman wrote:Wait, are you saying that arsenic isn't actually kosher? I could have sworn there wasn't any ham in it.Demosthenes wrote:I explained to the PBS ombudsman that airing a pseudo-documentary like Russo's is like broadcasting a cooking show where the chef tells the viewer to add arsenic to their kids'
macaroni and cheese dish all the while assuring the viewer that arsenic is hamless.
Please stop feeding the troll.
b) Even if you find a rare, split-hooved arsenic, the edible bits are all located behind the 12th rib.
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As long as you don't combine arsenic and dairy products you are OK.Imalawman wrote:saying that arsenic isn't actually kosher? I could have sworn there wasn't any ham in it.