It's really weird out there, folks:
http://unitednationsofturtleisland.com/Front_Page.html
Among the gems:
Supranational Governmental Organization
Sovereign Legal Systems
October 16, 2005
A language constitutes a Nationality. And according to the Universal
Declaration of Human Rights, that the member Nations of the
United Nations of the World have multilaterally agreed upon, is that
everyone has the right to a Nationality. And therefore, if there are
two, or more different languages representing separate Nations in
correspondence with each other, operating as allies, living
Side-by-Side, in a "Two Row" Relationship with one another, then
this would constitute an International Relationship.
This is the premise, and need for ICJ of Turtle Island. For to give
consent to a foreign power to adjudicate a case on behalf of a
sovereign, is to relinquish sovereignty to that foreign power.
The Sovereign Nations here upon this Great Island Turtle will never
relinquish our sovereignty to any foreign power, but instead will live
side-by-side with our allies in peace, and reciprocate with the Nations,
and Countries of the World.
By International Law, it takes two or more Sovereigns to enter into a
Treaty Agreement. And by Customary Law noted in International
Law, if two or more Nations enter into a Treaty, or multilateral Treaty
Agreement-Convention, then the rest of the Nations, and Countries of
the world are obliged to honor the fact, that the Nations party to that
International Treaty Agreement, are Sovereigns.
ICJ for United Nations Of Turtle Island, operates through a
Supranational Governance, a multilateral method of governing
recognized in International Law. Supra- a Nation super cedes the
powers of a state.
Gahliduh Ayahnooli
Appointed SPECIAL RAPPORTEUR for
United Nations Of Turtle Island
INTERNATIONAL COURT OF JUSTICE
12-17-09 As a result of a 13 year court battle with the [STATE OF NEW YORK] involving issues of Taxation, and as to who is the real Governing Body of Onondaga Nation of Indians -as the Traditional Sovereign Government, -Six Nations of Indians A new website has been established in order to inform the world as to the sovereign status of these Nations.
The Following Names Whether Written By Hand Or Typed In Capitol Letters Or In Lower
Case, In Any Variation As Well As Seals, Logos, And Flags Are Hereby Copy Right [sic] &
Trademark Protected Internationally Registered With United Nations Of Turtle Island
International Court Of Justice On The Continent Of Turtle Island. All Rights Reserved.
Their Will Be Strict Penalties Equivalent To $ 550,000.00 USD In Exchange Rate For The
Misuse And Unauthorized Use Of Any Of The Following Names;
Ausitn Red Eagle Daniel Rose Awohali Gigahge Kwinagisi
Awohali Eagles Nest Resort
Chief Robert Swift Arrow Daniel Rose Gahliduh Ayahnooli
Cynthia Good Water Ann Rose Amah Ostah
Cherokee Armed Forces
Cherokee Authorizing Registry C.A.R.
Cherokee Country
Cherokee Nation Of Turtle Island
Cherokee Passport Agency
Cherokee Secret Service
Cherokee Supreme Court
Eagle Talon Division
Embassy Of Turtle Island
Great Turtle Island Amusement Park
Guhdoowah People From On Top
International Religious Society
Legal Defense International Law Firm
Native Artists International Directory And Booking Agency
Native Religious Ceremonial Society
News From Cherokee Country
Red Eagle Phoenix
Secret Service International
The Grand Canoe Cruise
Turtle Island Continental Homeland Security
Turtle Island Convention
Turtle Island Authorizing Registry T.I.A.R.
Turtle Island Tours
United Nations Of Turtle Island Originated And Protected By
Chief Robert Swift Arrow Daniel Rose Gahliduh Ayahnooli
United Nations Of Turtle Island DMV
JOHN RUIZ DEMPSEY Is Not Authorized To Represent United Nations Of Turtle Island In Any Way.
PATRICK HOLLEY THEDAWAKA Was Issued A Valid International Driver's License Through United Nations Of Turtle Island DMV And A Valid PassPort Through United Nations Of Turtle Island International PassPort DataBase Agency, Although PATRICK HOLLEY THEDAWAKA Was Never Given The Authority To Issue UNOTI Driver's License Nor Was He Ever Given The Authority To Issue UNOTI PassPorts. PATRICK HOLLEY Has Already In The Past Admitted To His Wrong Doing And Over The Telephone Stated That He Would Never Do It Again,- He Lied.
JOHN RUIZ DEMPSEY Through A Recorded Conversation Over The Telephone Admitted To Trying To Set Up Four Banks On Behalf Of UNOTI. An Ongoing Investigation Is Now Ordered By Justice Napwe Of United Nations Of Turtle Island International Court Of Justice. Anyone In The Possession Of A UNOTI International Driver's License Or UNOTI PassPort Should Immediately Contact United Nations Of Turtle Island To Verify If The Document They Are Holding/Asserting Is Valid/Legal Before Navigation/Driving Or Embarking On A Journey To Go Anywhere."
"4-24-08 Official Legal Announcement, Chippewa Nation Of Indians Repatriated
Chief Ron Delorme & Keith Delorme Full Fledge Citizens Of The Little Shell Pembina Bands Of Chippewa Nation Of Turtle Island Who Have Defected From The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA In Order To Repatriate, And Be Able To Assert Their Treaties.... Chief Ron Delorme & Keith Delorme Have Decided To Repatriate This Name In Order To Full Fill The Full Repatriation Of Chippewa Country.
Chief Ron Delorme & Keith Delorme Now Together Hold The International Copyright On The Names Chippewa Nation Of Indians,- Chippewa Nation Of Turtle Island,- Pembina Bands Of Chippewa Indians,- Chippewa Country,- Little Shell Pembina Band"
And if all that gibberish isn't enough fun:
You can buy a UNOTI International ID Card, an International Driver's License, International Driver's License Plate or for more excitement, a UNOTI International Pass Port [sic] here:
http://unitednationsofturtleisland.com/ ... I_IEB.html
Needless to say, the real Native Americans are not impressed. Rose is the classic sovereign nutcase with an arrest record (guess - yep - that's right) for not having a driver's license or insurance and got 30 days while extolling his sovereignty in court.