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Offer From the Vatican Church

-----Original Message-----
From: OFFICE OF THE HOLY FATHER
[mailto:office_ofthe_holyfather@vaticanchurch.com]
Sent: Monday, May 30, 2005 4:30 AM
Subject: RE: OFFER FROM THE VATICAN CHURCH, VATICAN CITY.

Attn: Your Humble Goodself.

RE: OFFER FROM THE VATICAN CHURCH, VATICAN CITY.

Greetings to you from the office of the Holy Father of the Vatican Church, Vatican City, Rome Italy.

We are writing this letter to you today as a Holy offer/opportunity to work for the Vatican Church, Vatican City Rome Italy, as our only official secret distributor of charity funds to our several registered charity organizations around this global earth with topmost secrecy.

In August 9 1903 when Giuseppe Sarto assumed office as the second pope of the Vatican Church Vatican city as Pope Pius PP. X, he included a new amendment to the constitution of the Vatican Church, which relates that as a result of the continuous rising several cases of corruption and mis-use of the funds allocated by the Vatican Church to charity organizations, via the power of the Cardinals of the Vatican Church, the appointment of the official distributor of funds allocated by the Vatican Church for distribution to registered charity organizations, MUST be secretly issued to a non Vatican Church individual/personnel, who must be unknown by all living person's except the office of the Holy Father and the official holy Treasurer of the Vatican Church, in-order to curb and eliminate the continuous rising several cases of corruption and mis-use of the charity funds, since without the knowledge of the official distributor by any other personnel of the Vatican Church except from the office of the Holy Father and the official holy treasurer of the Vatican Church, the corruption cases would be brought to an immediate halt, and this new measure worked perfectly well from that time till this current time frame.

In the Addendum of this new amendment contained in the constitution of the Vatican Church, it is also clearly stated that every new Pope assuming office in the Vatican Church, must select a new official secret distributor for his regime, and upon his death, his selected official secret distributor must immediately have his/her post terminated, with the replacement of a new official secret distributor, secretly chosen by the new governing Pope only.

And with the passing away of our previous Pope, Ioannes Paulus PP. II Karol Wojtyla as Pope John Paul II on April the 2nd of 2005, and with the recent appointment of I Joseph Ratzinger as Pope Benedictus XVI on April the 19th of 2005, the previous secret distributor in Pope John Paul II time has been relieved of his position, and as a result a new secret distributor is immediately required without delay to serve till my regime is over via death.

In the light of the above related sentences, you have been nominated by this Holy office of the Holy Father of the Vatican Church Vatican City, to be our secret distributor of charity funds to our several registered charity organizations around this global earth SECRETLY with topmost secrecy, in which you would be continually paid a commission of 10% only, of every total amount of funds released to your goodself every four (4) months by the reputable funds organization the Vatican Church holds its charity funds in, for immediate distribution to our several registered charity organizations around the world, as charity funds from the Vatican Church Vatican City.

In-order to pre-qualify for this secret official Holy post in the Vatican Church, you must satisfy our basic requirements below;

1. You must be a honest, straightforward and God fearing individual.

2 You must be an aristocrat or an influential rich individual with a designated bank account in a reputable Bank, which can completely and always accommodate the released charity funds to your goodself, without the need of questioning by relevant authorities.

3. You must be 100% fully ready and oblige to keep your post as our only official secret distributor of charity funds as Topmost secret, and guide this secret post in the Vatican Church Vatican City with your life. 4. You must not for any reason perform as not required by the office of the Holy Father i.e embezzlement and mis-use of charity funds. 5. You must at all time adhere fully and promptly to the instructions furnished your goodself by the office of the Holy Father of the Vatican Church.

Please kindly note that, Age, Sex, Religion, and Nationality, does not in any way affect your qualification eligibility, so if your humble goodself is confident and eligible for this secret holy post in the Vatican church, please kindly respond immediately to this electronic message by sending your personal response to our direct secret email address at (officeofthe_holyfather@vaticanchurch-va.org) from your private/personal email address without delay, and we shall guide you through the mandatory required steps to attain the secret holy post.

Thank you for your time as we expect your goodself to keep this electronic contact as topmost secret, in-order to protect the interest of the Vatican Church, Vatican City, Rome Italy, while we await your personal response from your personal email address to our secret email address.

Remain blessed and best regard's from the office of the Holy Father of the Vatican Church and please take time out to visit our official website at (www.vaticanchurch.org) and to view our profile please kindly visit (http://www.vaticanchurch.org/holy_father/benedict_xvi/index.htm)

God Bless you.

Office of the Vatican Church,
Pope Benedictus XVI
Joseph Ratzinger
Pope,
Vatican Church,
Vatican City.
Rome, Italy.
Website address: http://www.vaticanchurch.org


Hi, Pope:

It would be the highest honor indeed to serve the Church in the esteemed position of Official Secret Distributor of Charity Funds around the Global Earth. As the sole owner/operator of a very lucrative enterprise, Grand Canal Tours of Central Arizona, I am very experienced with the above-board handling of large sums of money. I also am well versed as a distributor, having canvassed Gila Bend neighborhoods on behalf of Avon and Amway during my formative years.

It also will please you to know that I am a life-long Catholic who served the church in my youth. I will not go into details, but my experience as an alter boy has reaped great financial dividends in recent years for me and my legal representative.

Regarding your basic requirements:

1. I am a straightforward individual and in fact I've been told I have great posture.
2. I am influential and independently wealthy.
3. I am fully ready.
4. I would never embezzle, lie or mislead anybody.
5. I will abide by the Holy Father's instructions.

Please provide me additional details as soon as possible. I await your holy word.

Your humble servant,

Brad Christensen
President and CEO
Grand Canal Tours of Central Arizona
Gila Bend, AZ USA


----- Original Message -----
From: <officeofthe_holyfather@vaticanchurch-va.org>
To: <bradchristensen@cox.net>
Sent: Wednesday, June 01, 2005 5:42 AM
Subject: [Auto-Reply] Re: OFFER FROM THE VATICAN CHURCH, VATICAN CITY


Dearest beloved,

We are in receipt of your email to this office, and we shall read your email carefully and furnish your promptly with our response.

Remain blessed and best regard's,

Office of the Vatican Church,
Pope Benedictus XVI
Joseph Ratzinger
Pope,
Vatican Church,
Vatican City.
Rome, Italy.
Website address: http://www.vaticanchurch.org


Dearest Pope:

I received your auto-reply three days ago but have heard nothing from you since. I know you're a busy man, but so am I. In fact, the busy season for Grand Canal Tours of Central Arizona is approaching.

Our trips offer lovers a romantic desert respite that would rival anything your Venice has to offer. Sure my gondola may be a bit porous since it's fashioned from a hollowed-out dead cactus, but my customers don't seem to mind. Water up to their ankles offers a welcome cooling sensation, plus they understand a little bailing is good for their body and the soul.

We offer trips throughout the vast network of irrigation canals from Casa Grande to Eloy. Occasionally we even sneak our craft into the mighty Central Arizona Project canal for a grand voyage all the way to Pima County. For a map of the CAP canal, click this link: http://www.cap-az.com/operations/index.cfm?action=map&subSection=14

Trust me - there is no more romantic a place than the Arizona desert, especially during wildfire season. The flames give the sunsets an extra-rosy glow. And, as you might suspect, they truly are a majestic sight to behold after nightfall. Yes, we even pack marshmallows.

But I'd be wrong to suggest only lovers are attracted to my voyages. The scientific community - especially entomologists - cannot escape the lure of my gondola. After all, the Arizona desert abounds with insects the size of rats. I have attached a photo of one of our finer specimens.

With deepest respect,

Brad Christensen
President/CEO
Central Arizona Grand Canal Tours
Gila Bend, Arizona


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