Fidelis kin-- URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL
No 13 VS2
Cethswayo Estate
Generation-South Africa.
Email:fidelisc12@yahoo.com
{URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL}
(RE: TRANSFER OF ($ 152,000.000.00 USD}
{ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY TWO MILLION DOLLARS)
Dear sir,
We want to transfer to overseas ($ 152,000.000.00
USD)
One hundred and Fifty two million United States
Dollars) from a Bank in Africa, I want to ask you to
quietly look for a reliable and honest person who
will be capable and fit to provide either an existing
bank account or to set up a new Bank a/c
immediately to receive this money, even an empty a/c
can serve to receive this money, as long as you will
remain honest to me till the end for this important
business trusting in you and believing in God that
you will never let me down either now or in future.
I am Fidelis kin, the Auditor General of a bank
in
Africa, during the course of our auditing I
discovered a floating fund in an account opened in
the bank in 1990 and since 1993 nobody has operated on
this account again, after going through some old files
in the records I discovered that the owner of the
account died without a [heir] hence the money is
floating and if I do not remit this money out
urgently it will be forfeited for nothing. the owner
of this account is Mr. Duncan Harkinson, a
foreigner, and a sailor, and he died, since 1993.
and no other person knows about this account or any
thing concerning it, the account has no other
beneficiary and my investigation proved to me as well
that Duncan Harkinson until his death was the manager
Duncan Coy.(pty). SA.
We will start the first transfer with fifty two
million [$52,000.000] upon successful transaction
without any disappoint from your side, we shall
re-apply for the payment of the remaining rest amount
to your account,
The amount involved is (USD 152M) One hundred
and
Fifty two million United States Dollars, only I want
to first transfer $52,000.000 [fifty two million
United States Dollar from this money into a safe
foreigners account abroad before the rest, but I don't
know any foreigner, I am only contacting you as
a foreigner because this money can not be approved to
a local person here, without valid international
foreign passport, but can only be approved to any
foreigner with valid international passport or drivers
license and foreign a/c because the money is in us
dollars and the former owner of the a/c Mr. Duncan
Harkinson is a foreigner too, [and the money can only
be approved into a foreign a/c.
However, we will sign a binding agreement, to
bind us
Together I got your contact address from the Girl
who operates computer, I am revealing this to you
with believe in God that you will never let me down in
this business, you are the first and the only person
that I am contacting for this business, so please
reply urgently so that I will inform you the next step
to take urgently. Send also your private telephone and
fax number including the full details of the account
to be used for the deposit.
I want us to meet face to face to build confidence
and
to sign a binding agreement that will bind us
together before transferring the money to any account
of your choice where the fund will be safe. Before
we fly to your country for withdrawal, sharing and
investments.
I need your full co-operation to make this work
fine.
because the management is ready to approve this
payment to any foreigner who has correct information
of this account, which I will give to you, upon your
positive response and once I am convinced that you
are capable and will meet up with instruction of a
key bank official who is deeply involved with me in
this business.
I need your strong assurance that you will never,
never let me down.
With my influence and the position of the bank
official we can transfer this money to any foreigner's
reliable account which you can provide with assurance
that this money will be intact pending our physical
arrival in your country for sharing. The bank official
will destroy all documents of transaction immediately
we receive this money leaving no trace to any place
and to build confidence you can come immediately to
discuss with me face to face after which I will make
this remittance in your presence and three of us will
fly to your country at least two days ahead of the
money going into the account.
I will apply for annual leave to get visa immediately
I hear from you that you are ready to act and receive
this fund in your account. I will use my position and
influence to obtain all legal approvals for onward
transfer of this money to your account with
appropriate clearance from the relevant ministries
and foreign exchange departments.
At the conclusion of this business, you will
be given
35% of the total amount, 60% will be for me, while 5%
will be for expenses both parties might have incurred
during the process of transferring.
I look forward to your earliest reply through
my email
address;fidelisc12@yahoo.com
Yours,
Fidelis kin.
___________________________
>>> "Kendra Moore" 10/23/02 03:33PM >>>
Dear Mr. Kin -
I am so glad I got your email! My boyfriend and I are about to
get married, and the reward from helping you with this transfer
would be a great wedding present! I have no idea how you got my
email address, but if this all works out, it will be like a dream
come true. Oh, I am so excited!
We would both like to be a part of this (wouldn't we, Brad?),
so I will copy him in on all our emails, and would you please
do the same? We will probably need his help to open a bank account
to transfer the money to, and all that stuff. His email address
is: bradchristensen@cox.net
. Please be sure to copy both us on on everything.
Oh, isn't this great? Please tell us what's next, Mr. Kin. I can't
wait!
Yours,
Kendra Moore
____________________________
Dear Mr. Kin:
You certainly can count me in. Kendra and I are eager to get
started. As young lovebirds, we share all our hopes, dreams, aspirations,
finances and even the remote. Our split of the $152 million will
help our upcoming marriage get off to a wham-bang start. Tell
us more.
Brad Christensen
______________________________
>>> fidelis kin <fidelisc12@yahoo.com>
10/24/02 12:25AM >>>
Dear Christensen;
Considering your positive responses and in my
anticipation of a strong and solid cooperation from
your side in this business, infact I am very much
interested to know whether you will be capable to do
this business with me in full confidence trusting that
you will never let me down in future,ok (1) if you are
really serious and have the facilities for effective
communications,ability to set up a new A/C under short
notice ,even an empty A/C without any money in it
provided that the A/C can receive money is still ok.
(2) you must have a valid international passport
or
travelling documents.
(3)Another thing is this business is going
to require
some little expenses and coming here in south africa
or going to holland to sign the final fund release
order form. i need your 100% trust in every thing that
we are going to do in this business, because every
success of any business is trust.
So if you are not capable and reliable of handling the
business, you better leave it or quite, let me look
for another person who is capable of handling the
business very welL.
Then, contact me on this number: +882-164-665-1141
This is satellite phone, just dail direct the
rest of
the nos. you can only put your countries call out code
before the nos. or if you are calling from USA you put
011 before the rest,
This business will be completed within Seven
days from
the date of the receipt of your A/C details and
subsequent approvals from the Foreign Exchange control
division.
You should not tell your bank that money is
coming
until I finish processing of all documents to show
your bank that this money is clean money from genuine
source. To avoid your bank asking you early questions
that you may not be able to answer so you should not
alert.
After the processing of all Foreign Payment
documents,
and when the money is ready to be paid into your A/C,
after the final Approval in your favour by the bank
you be required to come in person or go to Foreign
Payment Office here in south africa or holland to
sign the Foreign Payment vouchers
preceding telegraphic TT to youÆre A/C or you can
appoint a Lawyer here to represent and sign on your
behalf under special arrangement. At the Foreign
Payment Office you be required to fill the payment
Order chart specifying schedule of payments to
beneficiaries A/C.
However it is my intention to be with you at
least
2-3days ahead of the money going into your A/C then we
will sign the binding agreement, after your bank must
have been satisfied with the original documents which
I will bring along with me to your country to show
your bank or it's correspondence bank that the money
is legal.
You should know that this opportunity can hardly
come
my way again in life so I have planned everything very
well with an insider in the bank so be rest assured
that everything will work out fine fine. My secretary
only got your contact from the internet and I am sure
she doesnÆt know you before being that I told her to
get me a foreigners contact address because the
original operator of the A/C is a foreigner and this
money can only be approved into a foreign
beneficiaries A/C only, frankly speaking from the
bottom of my heart my fear now is the security of this
money in your custody once transferred into your A/C
because I don't know you before nor your capability
and facilities to handle this large amount, what is
your age and profession? I really want to know more of
you and I will want you to keep it very confidential
at all times and also to be maintaining constant
communications with me knowing that this business
should take precedence over any other business for the
mean time. Now I need the A/C information and your
private tele nos as a need may arise either to call
you in the day or night as occasion warrants.
Finally you have to be following instructions
which I
will be getting from the ôOURÆ insiderÆ in the
bank
who is the main Key to the success of this
business.Pls respond without much questions until we
see face to face because 'too many questions can sink
a ship' It's urgent you call so that I can brief you regarding
the foreign payment procedures, because you will be
required to come and sign the final fund release order
either here in South Africa, or at the Foreign Payment
Office attached to the Embassy in Canada.
Waiting to hear from you.
Call me on this numbers:
+882-1646651141 27-837-265625
Do not add South African country code, only
add your
international access code [dial out code]
Yours,
Fidelis.
______________________
Dear Mr. F. Kin:
Please always include my fiancee, the lovely, talented and somewhat
headstrong Kendra Moore, on all our e-mails because this must
be a three-way partnership, and in fact it was Kendra who brought
your proposal to my attention in the first place.
Kendra and I are experienced professionals who are very capable
and reliable in handling business matters. In fact we have purchased
several businesses in the past. One of our more successful companies
specializes in home-cleaning machinery. Please see the attached
photo of one of our best-selling products.
While we are very serious about your proposed business partnership,
we never enter into such relationships sight unseen. Therefore,
I suggest the three of us travel to a neutral location to get
acquainted. Might I suggest Rio de Janeiro, Brazil?
Please respond by e-mail as soon as you can regarding Rio as
a meeting location. I have tried calling but have been unable
to get through. All the best,
Brad
Brad Christensen
________________________________
Dear Mr. Kin -
Brad is right about one thing: you do need to copy me in on all
the emails. He might make another mistake like the one he just
made!
Mr. Kin, I know that you clearly stated more than once that we
need to go to South Africa or Holland for this transaction, and
not to Rio. (Brad just wants to go to Rio to see the girls with
no bathing suit tops!) Personally, I would like to visit South
Africa myself, as Holland is very cold this time of year (50º
F). We will start to make travel arrangements for South Africa,
as soon as you think it's the right time for us to come.
And, I am NOT headstrong, it's just that Brad doesn't like it
when I prove him wrong. He's so protective about that "perfect"
image of his, that he can't admit he's human, like the rest of
us. Honestly!
Hope to hear from you soon,
Kendra
P.S. (He lied about the remote, too. I NEVER get to use it. I
have to sit there and stare at his dumb sports programs all day.
Isn't that just terrible?)
__________________________________
>>> fidelis kin <fidelisc12@yahoo.com>
10/24/02 02:14PM >>>
Dear Brad & Kendra,
Thank you for your mails. I will always include
both
of you in all my emails to you as all of us are
working together for the success of this transaction.
We don't have Foreign Payment Office in Brazil, we
only have the Branches in Holland, Canada, Indonesia,
London etc. But doing it in South Africa will be very
much better as it is the seat of the fund.
When you come here, we will do everything together
in
the Bank as well as in our Foreign Payment Office and
when the money goes to your account successfully after
the performing all the legalities, all of us will fly
back to your country together for sharing according to
our agreed percentages and investments. So it will be
very much easier for us if you choose to come to South
Africa, but in case of any inability you can choose
any of the above countries. But you should know that
the travelling will be required when we get the
approval of the transfer from the Bank.
So you should send your valid account information
immediately as we will first get approval from the
Bank first before every other thing. The account
information is needed in processing for the transfer.
And during this procedure, every legal documents of
the transaction will be procured from the appropriate
institutions and authorities to show the Govt. of your
country and mine that the money going into your
account is a clean money from the right source. I will
be sending you the documents as I get them for your
perusals as well.
So send the account information, we need to
process
the transfer legally to avoid any problem during or
after the transaction. The account can be empty or
contain money but it must be valid to receive this
fund. As a proffesional Auditor, I assure you 100%
success in this Business if we follow the legal
procedures and this is what we must do. I am happy
you are very intelligent and you understand my emails.
I will be waiting for your account information
as soon
as possible, along with your phone nos. both home and
office through which I can reach you. You can always
call me on:27-837-265625
Yours,
Fidelis.
_______________________________
Dear Mr. F. Kin:
It appears that both you and Kendra are siding against my choice
of locations for our meeting. This is unfortunate, for I have
just learned the bossa nova in anticipation of a trip to Rio.
Personally, I have no interest whatsoever in South Africa. I prefer
London, despite the bland food and stuffy palace guards. Is London
agreeable to you, Mr. Kin?
I have attached Kendra's latest missive below so that I can respond
to some of her inaccuracies. Yes, Kendra is the apple of my eye,
but she also can be a real pain in the butt. I AM HUMAN. There
you go, Kendra, I've admitted it. And I am willing to share the
remote when you finally want to watch something other than those
stupid soap operas or that idiot Rosie O'Donnell!
All the best,
Brad
___________________________
>>> fidelis kin <fidelisc12@yahoo.com>
10/24/02 02:27PM >>>
Dear Brad & Kendra,
I am a proffesional Accountant and my possition
is the
Chief Auditor American {equivalent} of { C.P.A}
certified public Accountant. I have been in the field
for over 18years and I am 54years old married with 5
children 2 girls and 3 boys I am also from a christain
home and by the Nature of our tradition and being the
first born of my Father, I will occupy my Father's
traditional Throne chair after he passes on, and being
the traditional Chief of our community and as the heir
apparent to the Royal Throne chair I can never, never
do anything, that will tarnish your image or the image
of the Great Cesthwayo family, the birth place and
traditional home of Chaka the Zulu the legend, well
you can undertstand more about our family in a book
called Affrica who is who or from the book called the
makers of moderm Africa, However I am not doing this
business because of the large amount that is involed
but rather because it's safe and very safe for both of
us, I will be very happy to welcome you in my Father's
Royal palace when once you touch your feet in the soil
of South Africa and after the transfer from here, we
will go together to your country , me and you and the
Bank man our insider in the Bank Mr. Fred Thambo who
is ready now to make everything possible in the Bank.
You should not entertain any fear for any reason
because I will not do anything that will hurt your
feelings and I wouldn't like you to do anything that
will hurt my feelings, rather the success of this
business will benefit both familys from generation to
generation as long as you follow my instructions,
send the a/c informations.
Yours,
Fidelis.
____________________________
Dear Mr. F. Kin:
I'll tell you a bit about myself and will leave it up to Kendra
to reveal her information. I am 29 years old and have already
become a successful businessman, having started up several enterprises.
In addition to the house-cleaning machinery business, I have invented
a means of growing dental floss and have started an orchard in
Montana. Materialistic Kenda may dispute my successes, however,
because she thinks we are not nearly wealthy enough to please
her. Can you agree with me, Mr. Kin, that Kendra does not show
nearly enough respect for me?
I have attached a recent photo of myself. Will you please send
along a photo of yourself on the throne chair? Do you light a
candle when you are on the throne chair or is the ventilation
sufficient without one?
Brad Christensen
______________________________
I've been asked by several, including my wife, who Kendra Moore,
aka kendracutie, is. Actually Kendra is a guy named Bill Armstrong
who bumped into the Quatloos site and has some experience scamming
the scammers. He suggested a collaborative effort in which we
doubleteam one of the poor bastards.
I naturally agreed and suggested we approach it as boyfriend/girlfriend,
engaged, who both want to participate in the business deal.
Many opportunities to have differences of opinion in which we
ask the scammer to take sides, opening him up to accusations
of favoritism and much ridicule. The intent is to have the three
of us fighting like cats and dogs within days.
Kendra's latest response is attached. It includes her bio
and photo.
Bill keeps a record of his escapades on his own site at: http://members.cox.net/bolitho
_____________________________
Dear Mr. Kin -
Unlike my fiancee Brad, I come from a wealthy, respectable Connecticut
family -- the Moores of Windsor. Windsor is the oldest town in
Connecticut, settled originally in 1633. A quote from our family
album: "Windsor, settled by a company from Plymouth Colony,
arriving with the frame and materials of a trading house on their
vessel Sept. 26, 1633. This house was set up, 80 to 100 rods below
the mouth of the Farmington River, on a tract previously bought
of the original Indian proprietors. Before the summer of 1635,
the settlers had bought Great Meadow, north of the Farmington,
and placed cattle and servants on their lands." As a direct
descendant of the illustrious King Cetshwayo, you can obviously
understand the importance of having a respectable family history.
I am 24 years old, and am engaged to be married soon to my lovable
Brad (who can be somewhat harsh on me, don't you think?). He is
a bold thinker and inventor, and I have no doubts that he will
someday rise to the true level of his abilities, and earn the
fortune he and I both deserve. Perhaps, however, this project
with you will eliminate the need for us to wait that long!
I really hope we get to come to South Africa and see your Royal
palace! I have only seen the palaces in London (BORING!), and
I would love to see the true majesty of your family's great history.
Will you help me to convince Brad? I would SO appreciate it.
Respectfully yours,
Kendra Moore (of the Windsor Moores)
_______________________________
>>> fidelis kin <fidelisc12@yahoo.com>
10/24/02 10:50PM >>>
Dear Brad & Kendra,
I got your mails and I may say that both of
you are
funny. I can understand from it that both of you love
each other and are enjoying your relationship. London
is ok but South Africa will be very much better as all
of us will meet together and I can share part of the
enjoyment with you and you share with me in our
palace.
It's up with both of you to sit together and
decide
the place to choose. But Brad, if I may advise, pls.
listen to Kendra. Do it to her as your newly married
lovely wife.
I will send you my passport. However, you should
note
that it will take 7 banking days to get all the papers
ready before payment into your a/c from the date you
submit the a/c informations and I will be sending you
all transaction documents the very moment they becomes
available so we still have much time to be exchanging
mails and talking on phone before the money will go
into the a/c. You should therefore, send the a/c
informations and your telephone nos for easy
communications to enable us start the processing of
the foreign payment documents on time.
By this time you will be getting ready to come
over by
next week. Send the account information when you are
responding to this mail so that we can start off with
the process as required.
Yours,
Fidelis.
_________________________________
Dear F. Kin:
South Africa absolutely will not work for me. If you don't like
Rio or London, let's consider the French Riviera or Amsterdam.
As a civil libertarian who recently picked up a pamphlet on the
subject, I am repulsed by the former practice of apartheid in
South Africa. And as a party animal, there just are so many more
possibilities in France and Amsterdam.
You are correct to say Kendra and I love each other, but we are
not married yet. I suggest, dear Mr. Kin, that you get with the
program and stop siding with Kendra. Reese's pieces, dude, she
sends you her hot-looking photo and suddenly you wither like a
spoon-fed child, agreeing with her at every opportunity. If we
really want to make this deal happen you should try to talk some
sense into Kendra about the obvious charms of Amsterdam, which
I really do prefer over the Riviera because I just cannot seem
to stomach those snails.
Brad Christensen
_________________________________
Dearest Mr. Kin -
Obvious charms?! Right at this moment, Mr. Kin, in Amsterdam it
is 54º F and pouring down rain. In South Africa (as you know),
it is 79º F and sunny. Now, you tell me. Which one sounds
more charming to you? I think Brad is just being difficult for
the sake of being difficult, don't you agree? Actually, though,
he's probably heard plenty about Amsterdam's famous "red
light district", and wants to go sneaking off to take a look,
while you and I are working on business. Typical.
In our country, there is a saying: "you're getting delled",
which means you are being forced into something you really don't
want. Well, Mr. Kin, right now, I'm getting delled by Brad into
missing out on your wonderful palace, warm temperatures and gracious
hospitality, and will instead have to stand in the freezing rain
of Amsterdam with my hair plastered across my face, shivering
like a lost puppy. I wish there was something we could do to change
his mind. I've tried everything I could think of -- do you have
any ideas? Can you promise him something extra when we get there,
maybe?
I'm placing my comfort (and probably good health) in your hands,
Mr. Kin. Please come to my aid.
Faithfully yours,
Kendra
_________________________________
>>> fidelis kin <fidelisc12@yahoo.com>
10/25/02 03:40PM >>>
Brad & Kendra,
Ok, I agree with your terms. South Africa, Canada,
Holland or London is still the same thing since what
we are doing is for the success of this Business. Sit
together and choose the place you can go by yourself
for the good completion of this business.
Send the account information so that we can
start
working on the processing of the approval of the
transfer from the Bank. During this period, both of
you will come to a good and positive conclusion of
where you can go.
Send account information when responding to
this mail,
you should not forget it again.
See the attachment of my passport.
Yours,
Fidelis.
_________________________________
Dear Mr. F. Kin:
You cannot be a neutral bystander for us to get moving on our
business deal. That's because Kendra and I already have sat together
for hours and hours discussing this neither of us will budge.
You must help us break this logjam and soon!
We must act fast because within only a week or two I must travel
to Montana to oversee the harvest of my best crop yet of dental
floss. I have attached a photo and you can see that the floss
is nearly ready for harvest.
Specifically, what account information are you speaking of? Checking
or savings, and should it be mine or Kendra's account? Or should
we open a whole new account? Please advise.
Brad Christensen
_________________________________
>>> fidelis kin <fidelisc12@yahoo.com>
10/25/02 10:38PM >>>
Dear Brad & Kendra,
The account can be yours or hers or both's,
saving or
checking, empty or contain money. But it must be valid to receive
the fund during the transfer. That is, it must be active.
Both of you can understand each other as long
as you
are truely in love. Send the account information if
you are really serious with me. It will take us 7
banking days to process for the transfer.
I am waiting for the account information.
Fidelis.
_________________________________
Dear Mr. F. Kin:
I have decided to use my business account at Bank of America
for this matter, but I still need your help, Mr. Kin, in convincing
Kendra that Amsterdam, with its many tulips and picturesque windmills,
should be our travel destination. Alternatively, can you suggest
a compromise destination since we cannot seem to agree on South
Africa, Amsterdam, or London? What about Greece? Just saw the
movie "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" and those people know
how to party! They drink a kick-ass liquor called Ouzo that helps
them ignore all the facial hair on the women.
Please understand that our meeting is critical since I only conduct
business matters in person. Because of my hands-on management,
my dental floss and household-cleaning machinery enterprises have
been quite successful. My business account now holds more than
$231,000 and is growing daily. Obviously I am unwilling to share
my account information with anyone I have not met.
Brad Christensen
_________________________________
Dear Mr. Kin -
Why did you send another email to Brad without copying me in?
Am I involved in this transaction or not?! I absolutely HATE getting
left out of things, and I hope you will take this to heart. People
who forget about me learn to regret it!!
I did some more research, and discovered that Amsterdam is famous
for its crystal, pewter, diamond markets, and Delftware pottery!
My dear Brad (if he knows what's good for him) will undoubtedly
let me tour the shops while we are there, and purchase some of
these lovely items. (I saw a wonderful set of Delftware plates
on line, Brad. The whole dining set was only $189 per plate!)
I give in ... let's go to Amsterdam!
And you can see now, Mr. Kin, why we need the money from this
transaction, right? $231,000 is not much. Daddy spend that much
on the maid's quarters last year! Their maid is a lovely old woman
named Mrs. Potts, and she and the other servants (Lumiere, Cogsworth
and the others) have been with my parents for years. They are
treated with every respect, and well-taken care of. (Although,
when I was a girl, I overheard Mrs. Potts calling Daddy a beast.)
Having grown up in such a loving and wealthy family, you can see
that it's only natural I expect to be taken care of in a similar
manner.
I'm certain Brad can handle the bank account information, and
all that boring stuff, but PLEASE don't forget to copy me in on
your emails, again. It just breaks my heart to think that I'm
being left behind. I want adventure in the Great White Somewhere,
I want it more than I can say! And for once it might be grand,
to have someone understand, I want so much more than Brad's got
planned...
Yours truly,
Kendra
_________________________________
>>> fidelis kin <fidelisc12@yahoo.com>
10/28/02 01:25PM >>>
Dear Brad & Kendra,
The money in your account cannot be compared
with $152 million. You can open a new and empty one and send it.
Holland is ok.
Send an empty account.
Regards,
Mr. Fidelis.
_________________________________
Dear Mr. F. Kin and Kendra:
I have pasted your latest e-mails below in order to respond to
both of you. First of all, Kendra, I am happy you have agreed
to fly to Holland. But really, dear, you already have hundreds
of plates of fine china. What's going on here? Do you want a new
plate for every meal? And when we travel, must you always take
three steamer trunks, even for an overnighter? For our trip to
Amsterdam, I'm sure you can get by with only two dozen pairs of
shoes, so please can we try to hold it to two steamer trunks this
time?
Now, Mr. Kin, I have opened an empty account that eagerly awaits
your $152 million (which my Kendra is certain to spend in record
time). Here are the details:
Earl Scheib's Community Bank of Burbank
2800 N. Hollywood Way
Burbank, Calif. 91505
Phone is (818) 295-3200
My new account number is 1220000739.
Exactly when should we travel to Amsterdam?
Brad
_________________________________
Dear Mr. Kin -
Well, thank God we got all that worked out. I guess we'll be in
Holland in no time.
You can just ignore Brad's comments about my trunks. We always
hire someone to carry them, so why should he care how many I bring?
He won't come out and say it, but he thinks they're just ugly.
They've been in my family for generations, and I have always taken
them with me when I travel. He just doesn't appreciate the history
behind those trunks. Brad, if they're so repulsive to you, why
don't you just get them painted, huh? I know a place that'll paint
those trunks for $99.99! Then, they'll be completely ruined, and
my family will never forgive you! What do you think about that,
huh?! If you've got any complaints, I'll tell you to Go See Cal!
(My Uncle Calvin can be a real tiger when it comes to preserving
our family history. Brad doesn't much care for him.)
Please, Mr. Kin, how long will we be staying in Amsterdam? I need
to be sure so I can plan my wardrobe. Brad rarely does any planning
on his own, so I'll probably have to pack for him, too.
Yours always,
Kendra
_________________________________
The Manager
NED BANK,
Santon Plaza S.J 1628,
Johannesburg, South-Africa.
Re: Release of $152,000,000.00 U.S. dollars,
(One
Hundred and Fifty Two Million U.S. Dollars Only) on
account number 202-15689-1 of Duncan Harkinson.
Dear Sir,
Reference to the above stated Account No. 202-15689-1
of the late Mr. Duncan Harkinson, with a credit
balance of 152 Million Point Zero - Zero U.S. Dollars
Only.
I have been advised by counsel that I am the
designated beneficiary to the above referenced,
dormant account, held by the late Mr. Duncan
Harkinson.
As such, we wish to apply for the release of
the total
said amount and initial partial payment of $52,
000,000.00 (Fifty Two Million U.S. Dollars Only)
in our favor, representing the first phase payment
from the credit balance in the said account.
In accordance with the National and International
Laws
of Inheritance, kindly remit the stated amount in full
to our account number stated below:
Account #: 1220000739
Beneficiary: Brad Christensen.
Bank: Earl Scheib's Community Bank of Burbank
2800 N. Hollywood Way
Burbank, Calif. 91505
_________________________________
This request is predicated on the fact that since the death of
Mr. Duncan Harkinson, who was entrusted with The Management of
Duncan Coy.(pty). SA. the need for the transfer of the money in
the account becomes imperative.
We shall therefore be very grateful if this request meets with
your favorable consideration.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
Brad Christensen.
_________________________________
>>> "et et" <et232et@hotmail.com>
10/29/02 03:08PM >>>
Dear Brad & Kenra,
I got all your mails and I am very sorry for
my late
response. I have been finding it difficult to access
my mail due to serious server problem that befell my
computer. I get back to you through my alternative
email, it's my private email and from now onwards, you
are to be replying me through this email for easier
accessing of all your mails.
I received your mail and the enclosed a/c information,
see below what I am sending to the bank on your behalf
for the processing of transfer in your favor as the
beneficiary.
Let me know immediately you are contacted by
the bank
so that I will brief you further regarding the foreign
payment procedures. And pls. don't fail to update me
always as we are required to be following the Bank
procedures.
You will be required to be in Holland as soon
as you get
the approval of the transfer from the Bank. So always
inform me of all the responses you will begetting from
the Bank.
You should send me your phone nos. both home
and office
for easier and effective communication as required. You
can always call me on 27-837265625. Pls. confirm the
receipt of this application as soon as you get it.
I wait to hear from you.
Yours,
Mr Fidelis.
_________________________________
Dear Mr. F. Kin:
Thanks for your response. I will let you know the moment Ned's
Bank of South Africa calls. This seems like a funny name for a
bank. Are you sure it's correct? As you can see, my phone number
is listed below my name and my home phone is 878-2791. I will
leave it up to Kendra to provide her phone number. As you know,
I have a limited window of opportunity to travel to Holland because
I must be in Montana by soon for the harvest of my floss crop.
My ranch supervisor, Cal Worthington, and his dog Spot are tending
the crop for now, but by mid-November I must go see Cal.
I also have attached Kendra's last e-mail to make it easier for
us both to respond. Please let her know how long we'll be traveling.
Please also do your best to convince Kendra that she doesn't need
three steamer trunks for this trip and it doesn't matter if the
trunks are painted or not. It is just ridiculous to bring 48 shoes
for 2 feet, but Kendra will not listen to me. Please let her know
she will not need that many shoes. Thanks in advance for your
help in this very important matter.
That's all for now. I'm off to get my car painted as a promotional
bonus for opening a new account at Earl Scheib's Community Bank
of Burbank.
Brad
_________________________________
Dearest Mr. Kin -
Shoes are the most important part of a woman's wardrobe! What
does Brad expect me to do, run around in my stockings while we're
in Amsterdam? Really, you think he'd be more sensible.
I am attaching a photo of my favorite shoes. Can you imagine leaving
these at home? It would be a terrible injustice, and I for one
won't stand for it! I'm going to put my foot down, and bring all
my trunks and all the shoes I want. No more Miss Toe-The-Line
for me. If Brad wants to act like a heel, that's his right, but
I want nothing left behind. Get the point, Brad?
Please, Mr. Kin, you still haven't told us how long we will need
to stay in Amsterdam. A week? A month? It is desperately important
that I know in advance, so I can pack ALL (all!) my trunks for
this trip with the right amount of clothing and supplies.
Yours in friendship,
Kendra
_________________________________
Dear Brad & Kendra,
The insider in the Bank told me that the Bank
requires
some documents and I am already working for the
requirements and have concluded discussions with the
medical professor at the university teaching hospital
and the lawyer.
The medical professor have already issued us
medical
report and death certificate of late Mr. Duncan
Harkinson and I have collected the draft copy of the
affidavit of support from the lawyer, he will tomorrow
go to the high court to swear the affidavit in your
name, after which he will apply to the probate
registry for the letter of administration to be issued
in your name.
I will pay the lawyer and the medical professor,
and
will also spend huge amounts of money in the ministry
to get all approvals and will also be sending to you
all documents as I am getting them from the appropriate
authorities.
When all approvals are ready in your name as
beneficiary, you will be required to come here in
South Africa or to go to the foreign payment office
attached to the embassy in Holland to sign the final
fund release order form and to pay the 0.1% stamp duty
charge to the ministry of justice for the original
letter of administration to be issued you together with
the international fund clearance certificate to show to
your bank that the money going into your a/c is clean,
genuine and free from drug/terrorism or money laundering.
I am sending to you the medical death certificate
of Mr.
Duncan Harkinson and draft copy of affidavit for your
perusal.
See the attachments below.
Yours,
Mr. Fidelis.
_________________________________
AFFIDAVIT OF FACTS
I, Barrister Ben W. Moss appointed attorney to ....... of ........,
residing at #22 Skeen Blvd Box 984 BedfordView JHB South-Africa,
a Christian, South-African citizen, do hereby make an Oath and
state as follows:
1. That the late Mr. Duncan Harkinson was the
manager of .........
2. That ........ is the authentic chairman/managing
director of multiple companies both in Africa and in Europe and
he is the bonafide owner/CEO of Duncan Coy.(pty)
3. That Mr. Duncan Harkinson is his Employee
and true representative in South-Africa working under his company
Duncan Coy.(pty). as an Engineer.
4. That the company Duncan Coy.(pty). Specializes
in Diamond Mining and Mineral Resources including supply of computer
peripherals and polypropylene conveyor belts and generating sets.
5. That Mr. Duncan Harkinson is a citizen of
Australia from Tasmania Province and un- married as indicated
from the immigration forms he filled during the time of his entry
into the Republic of South-Africa.
6. That the late Mr. Duncan Harkinson was born
in the year 1945.
7. That Mr. Duncan Harkinson died in a road
accident in 1993 along Parkland - Southdale express dual carriage
road in the hour of 4pm South-African Local time after excess
bleeding as a result of injuries sustained both in the head and
left ankle.
8 That his parents died in plane crash in October
1976 at a location near Indian Ocean on excursion.
9 That....... is the next of kin and the sole
inheritor to the Estates and credit balance in the account of
late Mr. Duncan Harkinson of Duncan Coy.(pty)
10 That ........ is the beneficiary to late
Mr. Duncan Harkinson Estate, including the credit balance of UDS
152,000,000.00M (One Hundred and Fifty Two USD only) in account
number NEDB / 202-15689-1 with NED Bank (NEDB), SA.
11. AND THAT I make this solemn declaration
in good faith believing same to be true and correct in accordance
with the Oath Act 1963.
DEPONENT
BEFORE ME ............
Commissioner for Oaths
_________________________________
Dear Mr. F. Kin:
The information you sent is fine, such as it is, but I was expecting
you to also address the questions Kendra and I have posed to you.
I am starting to harbor deep concerns about your responsiveness
and ability to level with us.
First, you have not indicated to Kendra or me when we should
plan the trip to Holland or how many days we should expect to
be in Holland. Second, and more importantly, you have not addressed
the critical steamer trunk and shoes issues. I implore you to
make it clear to Kendra that three huge trunks will not be needed
for this trip and that 24 pairs of shoes are unnecessary.
You do not realize that this has simply gotten out of hand and
Kendra is now talking about purchasing a fourth trunk and a portable
refrigerator for the trip. See attached photos from the 423-page
Trunks-R-Us catalogue Kendra has been reading cover-to-cover.
Please, please make it clear that all the trunks and shoes are
unnecessary!
Brad Christensen
_________________________________
Dear Mr. Kin -
Thank you for providing the information we need to finish our
business with you. I am grateful that you are willing to be so
helpful in escorting us along in this, despite the slow-downs
and complaints that have come from my fiance. I hope we can wrap
this up without too many more problems coming in!
I think Brad should really lighten up, don't you? I mean, when
this is all over, we're going to be rich! Millionaires!! I've
hired a personal shopping advisor, and she not only says that
trunks are a great buy these days, but that I should start thinking
about investing in real estate. I thought about it for a while,
and then realized we would be in Amsterdam soon .. why not look
there? If it's as charming as Brad says it is, why shouldn't we
buy a place and "summer" there? My shopping advisor
sent me a photo of a house that's only $3,000,000. I think its
marvelous. Do you?
Looking forward to your next communication.
Kendra
_________________________________
>>> "et et" <et232et@hotmail.com>
10/31/02 11:52AM >>>
Dear Brad & Kendra,
I have already concluded discussion with the
Minister regarding to the best way to handle the funds and he
has personally directed the Foreign Payment Director in South
Africa Dr.Edwin Walker to attend to you personally without any
body asking you questions in Holland.
We will pay Dr. Edwin Walker 5% commission after
successful transfer from South Africa to your A/c so any thing
Dr.Edwin Walker ask you to do in Holland you do it because he
is working in our favor and because this is a large amount, it
needs special attention.
You can contact Dr. Edwin Walker on tel. No.31-627225911.
You should feel very free with him because he is deeply involved
with us because of the 5% commission. He will guide you in Holland
and make every thing very easy for us because of the involvement
of the Minister. You will be staying 2-3 days in Holland so that
you will be able to complete all the legal rights and the money
will be transfered in your presence while you are still in Holland.
You are required to go to Holland a with the
following requirements
1) Photocopy of your ID. Or International passport.
2) $ 52,050.00 USD official payment for Stamp Duty Charge
3) 2 passport Picture
I have been trying to call you since but it
use to be difficult. we will travel back together to your country
for withdrawals and sharing according to the Agreed percentage
and for possible investments.
Any expenses you make regarding to the transfer
of this business you have to Note it down because as soon as you
receive the Funds we will settle expenses first before sharing.
Call Dr. Edwin Walker now, inform him the possible
date you are coming to sign the Release Order and get back to
me as quickly as possible by mail to inform me your discussion
with him. Also call me now on:27-837-265625
I wait for your confirmation.
Yours,
Fidelis.
_________________________________
Dear Mr. F. Kin:
This is all fantastic news, and I believe I can pull $52,050
from my businesses for this effort, but can you please, please
say something to quell Kendra's insatiable desire to travel with
dozens of shoes and enormous pieces of luggage? If you fail in
this regard, it will be Dr. Edwin Walker who will be responsible
for carrying all of Kendra's steamer trunks around, not I. I hope
Dr. Walker has a strong back! As well as very poor hearing so
he will not have to endure all the nagging!
Finally, if we are to be a true partnership, please Mr. Kin,
suggest a less elaborate starter home to Kendra. There are plenty
of available starter homes such as those I've attached from Enid,
Oklahoma and Lubbock, Texas.
Brad Christensen
_________________________________
>>> <benmowilliams@management.com>
10/31/02 12:17PM >>>
Attn: Brad Christensen,
I have the pleasure to inform you that I have
already got the approval of the Affidavit from the High court
in your name through the commissioner for Oaths.
See the attached Affidavit below.
We are still expecting to receive approval
from the Ministry of Finance {FOREIGN EXCHANGE CONTROL UNIT}.
The only documents remaining at the Probate Registry now is the
original Letter of Administration or Certificate of Inheritance
to be issued in your name by the ministry of Justice or you can
sign the release of the money with Performance Bond to you're
a/c and pay 0.1% after receipt to get the Inheritance Certificate
or Letter of Administration of Estates later.
Yours,
Ben Williams.
Tel: 27-837209948.
_________________________________
Dear Mr. Williams:
This is a day filled with marvelous news! However, Fidelis Kin
must have neglected to mention that you need to include my fiancee,
Kendra Moore, on all e-mailings. I have reattached your attachment
below for Kendra's benefit.
Brad Christensen
_________________________________
Mr. Kin / Mr. Williams -
I am extremely upset right now, as this entire transaction is
falling apart! Nothing is happening like it's supposed to, and
I am not going to allow this to continue until the following is
completed:
1. Please send a NEW AFFIDAVIT naming both Brad Christensen AND
KENDRA MOORE as joint beneficiaries. I will **NOT** allow all
that money to go into Brad's name alone!
2. Please pay the commission fee out of the promised 5% of the
original amount you set aside for expenses. We should have NO
out-of-pocket expenses in this deal. Period. If you want our help
in moving this money, and cannot pull the fees from the main amount,
you'll have to find another way to pay the fees.
3. COPY ME IN ON EVERYTHING!!!! This is the third time now that
I have been left off of an important communication, and I refuse
to put up with it anymore. If I miss one more email, I will be
tempted to pull the plug on this whole mess.
4. ANSWER OUR QUESTIONS!! Brad and I have been repeating ourselves
until we are blue in the face. When do we leave for Amsterdam?
How long will we be there? Can we buy lots of real estate in Holland?
Do you like my new trunk? WHY do you ignore our questions? It's
rude, and it does NOT inspire trust and confidence in you or your
colleague. If you wish to do business with us, it is important
that you answer all of the questions we have, or we will become
nervous, and think this is not such a good idea. I'm halfway there
already! Please be warned!!!
Respectfully,
Kendra Moore
_________________________________
>>> "et et" <et232et@hotmail.com>
10/31/02 11:07PM >>>
Dear Brad & Kendra,
You are going to spend only but 2-3 days in
Holland. So Kendra, there's no need to go with bulky of luggages
or whatever. You can go with 2-3 shoes only, 2-3 clothes.
Listen Brad and Kendra, you should try to be saying the same thing
at the same time and be serious because the way you respond to
my emails, it potrays un-seriousness. You should always try and
solve your differences and agree on one thing before you will
write me.
You should call Dr. Walker immediately and conclude
every arrangement with him now so that you can be in Holland before
this coming monday. Do you understand that??. You should prepare
to go to Holland as soon as possible as we have already gottten
all the approvals from the Bank.
And listen Kendra, the account information that
was send for the processing of the approval of the transfer was
Brad's and that is why only Brad's name appeared on the Documents.
And we have already obtained the approvals. So there's no need
for any reason to put your name as the procedure cannot be reversed
and the account information is not yours. But you should also
understand 5that what belongs to Brad also belong to you. So be
serious and understand.
Both of you should make arrangement immediately
to go to Holland soonest and stop dragging over nothing. I wait
for your positive and clear response. We are no longer "BABIES"
Mr. Fidelis.
_________________________________
Dear Mr. F. Kin:
I have not been "dragging over nothing." I have had
serious concerns over the location of our meeting and, of course,
the steamer trunks issue. Now these concerns have been resolved
with the agreement to meet in Amsterdam and your support of my
view that Kendra is ridiculous to insist on bringing four steamer
trunks, a portable refrigerator and two dozen pairs of shoes.
In fact, your suggestion that Kendra bring no "bulky luggages"
and be strictly limited to 2-3 clothes and 2-3 shoes is a sound
one. I presume your clothing tally includes a change of underwear,
however, for that is a point I'd strongly support due to a normal
streaking problem. Hopefully Kendra will agree to your apparel
limits. Otherwise we may have a serious clothing gap and discussions
over what in the world Kendra will do with that third shoe.
Let me repeat that it will be no problem for me to bring the
$52,050 with us to Amsterdam. However, I have obligations here
until Wednesday, November 6, so that is the soonest I can fly
to Amsterdam. I will research available flights immediately. Do
you have a hotel recommendation? If so, please provide that right
away. All the best.
Brad Christensen
_________________________________
Dear Mr. Kin -
Despite feeling like I have been insulted by being called a BABY,
I have had a long talk with Brad, and have agreed to calm down
and follow your instructions. I apologize if my last email came
across as too strong, but I was very upset at the time, and I
wanted you to know how I felt.
I will limit the number of clothes I bring with me, although
I'm afraid it will be necessary for me to bring an even number
of shoes. If it is still raining in Amsterdam, I will need to
bring rain gear and umbrellas as well. Will it be possible for
us to hire someone in Amsterdam to carry our luggage? Will we
need to pay more if it is raining out? At what rate should we
tip, also?
As soon as we contact Dr. Walker, we will make the necessary
arrangements to be in Amsterdam at the correct time. I am looking
foward to the shopping there, but I am also aware of the need
to be serious and pay close attention to our business. The time
for real estate investment and the purchasing of our very own
windmill (another suggestion from my shopping advisor) can come
afterwards. I will try to stay focused on the tasks at hand.
Thank you for the explanation about the documents in Brad's name.
We are working now to change this account into a joint account,
with both of our names, so that the money will be legally shared
between us, after the transfer is complete. Hopefully, that will
take care of all the problems.
Attentively yours,
Kendra Moore
_________________________________
>>> "et et" <et232et@hotmail.com>
11/01/02 10:08AM >>>
Dear Brad & Kendra,
Thank you for your mail. Have you contacted
the Foreign Payment Officer in Holland, Dr. Walker?? You should
call him now and make every arrangement with him. Tell him the
exact date you will be going to meet with him {6th Nov. as you
said} He will make the Hotel Reservation for you in advance, and
every other preparation needed so that when you meet him, the
transfer can be completed within the 2 days of your stay in Holland
while you are still there.
You should call him now and let me know the
out come of your discussion. I wait to hear from you as soon as
possible.
Yours,
Mr. Fidelis.
_________________________________
Dear Mr. F. Kin and Kendra:
I am responding to both of your e-mails.
First, Mr. Kin, does Mr. Walker have an e-mail address? If so,
please provide it immediately because I have been unable to connect
over the phone.
Kendra, dearest: A windmill????? Are you nuts???? HOW AND WHY
WOULD WE UPROOT A FRIGGING WINDMILL AND HOW IN THE WORLD WOULD
WE BE ABLE TO DRAG IT TO THE FLOSS FIELDS OF MONTANA? Do you think
it will simply fold up and fit into one of your monstrous steamer
trunks???
With utmost adoration, love and respect,
Brad
_________________________________
>>> "et et" <et232et@hotmail.com>
11/01/02 11:58AM >>>
Dear Brad & Kendra,
Thank you for your mail. I have told you that
you are going to spend 3 days to complete everything in Holland.
So you can bring any type of cloth you want or shoes, even if
you like, you can bring bulky luggage. The option is yours.
You should first of all call the Foreign Payment
Director in Holland to book appointment with him and conlude every
arrangement.
Yours,
Fidelis.
_________________________________
Dear Mr. F. Kin:
Thanks for your call. It was a distinct honor and pleasure speaking
with you this afternoon. Unfortunately I still have been unable
to telephone the Foreign Payment Director. Admittedly I am inexperienced
in placing international calls. But even after trying various
suffixes, prefixes, double-entendres and mixed metaphors, the
call still will not go through. Even Kendra, who has dialed successfully
to psychic shopping advisors in outer Mongolia and the Kingdom
of Id, has been unable to get through.
Either have him call us or provide us with this e-mail address
so we can contact him. It is the 21st Century and I would think
that your man in Holland would have a workable phone and computer!
Brad Christensen
_________________________________
To: Brad Christensen,
From: NED BANK PLC
Dear Brad,
We hereby confirm receipt of the Affidavit and we have forwarded
same to the Foreign Exchange Control Division of the Ministry
of Finance for external payment approval in your favour.We have
also raised Foreign Payment Voucher in your name and Your name
has been entered in the Foreign Payment Schedule awaiting final
confirmation by the order of the Reserve Bank of South Africa.
You are hereby adviced to send either your certificate of Inheritance
or the Letter of Administration of Estate. Your a/c will be credited
in your presence on receipt of photocopy and on sighing all or
any of the original legal documents, viz Letter of Administration
of Estate/Certificate of Inheritance. All payments to
your a/c must be by eletrionic Funds Transfer (EFT)
Johnson P. Bellow
F.C.
_________________________________
>>> "et et" <et232et@hotmail.com>
11/02/02 02:50AM >>>
Dear Brad & Kendra,
You should try to call him if you are serious,
for you as a manager of communications to say that you don't know
how to dial out is absurd. May be you are not serious at all.
If not you should know how to call Holland or you can ask.
Mr. Fidelis.
_________________________________
Dear Mr. F. Kin:
Please, Mr. Kin, do not be confused by my title - all of my business
dealings with dental floss and home-cleaning equipment are conducted
within the United States.
I have tried calling Dr. Walker six times now without success.
Kendra has tried at least twice. I will not get any of my secretaries
involved in placing the call because our dealings with you must
remain confidential. I question whether this Dr. Walker of yours
really exists. Maybe he moved away or was evicted. Maybe he is
a ghost.
As you can see from the pasted correspondence below, Ned's Bank
has e-mailed me with some good news. Also, there is a flight from
Phoenix to Amsterdam available on Wednesday, Nov. 6, that I am
all set to book for Kendra and me. It is Delta Airlines Flight
1988/80 with one connection in New York City that arrives in Amsterdam
on Thursday, Nov. 7, at 7:45 a.m. We do not have a hotel yet because
we were relying on this invisible Dr. Walker of yours to book
one for us.
So I am all set to go. Kendra is all set to go. Ned's Bank is
all set to go. Why are you and this fictitious Dr. Walker of yours
dragging your feet?????????
All the best,
Brad
_________________________________
It's looking like Mr.
Kin has had enough of us,
but Kendra tries to reel him back in...
_________________________________
>>> "et et" <et232et@hotmail.com>
11/05/02 04:30AM >>>
Brad and Kendra,
You cannot connect to South Africa, you cannot
connect to Amsterdam by phone. I am sorry this Business may not
be your destiny.
Fidelis.
_________________________________
Dearest Mr. Kin -
I know how difficult it can be for you to be trying to handle
this transaction from across the ocean. We are trying our best
to be patient, and to follow your instructions. However, we are
frustrated as well, since when we try to call the numbers you
give us, either they just ring and ring and ring, with no one
answering, or there are buzzes and clicks that we cannot figure
out. Please, this is not our fault! We are doing everything we
can to help you out with this, and then you keep saying we are
not serious, or this business is not our destiny. Tell me, if
you had asked someone else to help you, and they were having the
same trouble, would you give up on them too?
Can Brad and I make arrangements to go to Holland first, and
then continue the transaction from there? It might be easier for
us to contact this Dr. Walker if we were already in Amsterdam.
Does that sound like a good plan to you?
Please don't give up on us, Mr. Kin. We will try harder.
Yours hopefully,
Kendra
_________________________________
>>> "et et" <et232et@hotmail.com>
11/06/02 08:05AM >>>
See the date on the AGREEMENT. Make the correction
by yourself, put November Wherever you see september. It is a
mistake from the lawyer who prepared the Agreement. So chenge
it when signing it.
_________________________________
Dear F. Kin:
We'll make those changes immediately. We're ready to bring the
agreement with us to Amsterdam, but Dr. Walker still refuses to
call or e-mail us. I am beginning to seriously question his very
existence and believe he may be a ghost. We now are worried that
Dr. Walker may not be in Amsterdam when we arrive. Therefore we
have delayed our flight, which was scheduled for today. Another
flight is available tomorrow and we will take that if you guarantee
that this Dr. Walker creation of yours will be at the airport
to meet us. Please respond immediately because my patience is
GONE.
Best wishes,
Brad
_________________________________
>>> "et et" <et232et@hotmail.com>
11/06/02 10:37AM >>>
Brad Christensen,
If you cannot get Dr. Walker and you cannot
get us here in South Africa then it means that you have to stop
further communications in respect of this transaction so that
I can look for another capable person who will finish this business
with us in good faith.
Fidelis.
_________________________________
>>> "et et" <et232et@hotmail.com>
11/06/02 10:48AM >>>
You have his phone number and you can contact
him if you are serious. If you are not serious, you should sign
the agreement and quit the Business.
Fidelis.
_________________________________
Dear F. Kin:
As I have told you before, we have tried connecting with Dr.
Walker by phone numerous times, but to no avail. We are willing,
eager and ready to connect in person, but you apparently are a
very slow learner and will not cooperate.
To me it is highly doubtful that this Dr. Walker character of
yours really exists. I believe he is a creation of your vivid
imagination, or possibly even a ghost. In fact, I recently received
information proving that ghosts actually do exist and that one
in Amsterdam actually bears Dr. Walker's name.
According to this information, which is as solid and unyielding
as one of Kendra's homemade fruitcakes, the owners of a house
in Amsterdam had been seeing images and hearing a voice for quite
a while. They did some research and found that a Dr. Walker once
lived in the house many years ago. Legend says that the doctor
sat at a table for weeks, vigorously scratching himself and gazing
across the fields in anticipation of phone calls from unsuspecting
dupes overseas. The calls never came and Dr. Walker died in 1953
from dehydration and a nasty flea infestation.
The present owners of the home say the ghost of Dr. Walker still
waits, feverishly scratching transparent body parts. They say
they've captured a photo of the ghost. I have included a link
to the photo below. Sometimes it takes awhile for the image of
Dr. Walker to reveal itself. For best results, be very quiet,
get very close to your screen and concentrate your full attention
around the table and toward the window. If you don't see it at
first, don't give up. It may take a minute or two, but Dr. Walker's
ghost will manifest itself...
Brad Christensen
_________________________________
Dear Mr. Kin -
Did I ever tell you that Brad and I actually saw a ghost a few
years back? We were visiting his mother's friend, Mrs. Muir (remember,
Brad?) in England. I can tell you, I was scared beyond belief!
Mrs. Muir didn't seem to mind, though. It seemed like they were
friends! She was a little bit of an oddball, though. (I swear,
she bought all her clothes at Target. Can you imagine?!)
Well, if your Dr. Walker is indeed a ghost, I want nothing to
with him, absolutely nothing. Seeing the Ghost and Mrs. Muir was
scary enough, if you please.
Regards,
Kendra
_________________________________
Dear F. Kin & Kendra:
I was frightened, too, especially by Mrs. Muir's housekeeper!
But then I turned on the Cartoon Channel and Casper restored my
faith in ghosts and their associates. To Kendra, however, Casper
represents the most evil nightmare possible: He wears no shoes
and not a stitch of clothing, even from Target! He nearly was
banned from TV when Jerry Falwell lumped him together with Fritz
the Cat as pornography.
Brad Christensen
_________________________________
>>> fidelis kin <fidelisc12@yahoo.com>
12/04/02 01:40AM >>>
Dear Brad,
How is evrything?I have not heard from you for
long
now.I do not understan what you said in your last
mail.
but I want you to know that you are all that
free to
ask any question about the transaction or another
necessary requirement you would like to konw.
I will like you to call me now on my private
satelite
phone nos.874-762727948,870-762727948 or 871-62727948.
you can also contact me through my land phone
no.27-837-265625.so that we can talk it orally. you
can as well send your own private phone nos. for easy
communication.
I await your earliest positive reply.
sincerely,
Mr.Fidelis.
_________________________________
Dear F. Kin:
It has been almost a full month since Kendra and I have heard
from you. You will recall that is when we cancelled our planned
trip to Amsterdam. We took that action because of startling information
that turned up after Dr. Walker, the person you said we were to
conduct business with, repeatedly failed to write or call us.
We discovered through an Internet search that Dr. Walker actually
died in Amsterdam in 1953 and presently his spirit gazes out a
window, waiting for unsuspecting foreigners.
We are as enthusiastic as ever about your proposed business deal
and will travel to Amsterdam at a moment's notice, but first you
must find somebody who is actually living to conduct your affairs
there. When you do, please contact me at bradchristensen@cox.net.
Also be sure to include my fiancee Kendra on all e-mails. We are
looking forward to a prosperous business relationship.
Brad Christensen
_________________________________
12/04/02 10:06AM
Dear Mr. Kin -
How delightful to hear from you again! And here I was just the
other day telling my good friend about our failed venture, and
how I missed speaking with you. Charming, indeed, to see we may
still be able to conclude our transaction at last.
Brad is correct: we are still eager to take you up on this deal.
Brad has had a few recent financial setbacks (his automated fingernail
clipper invention was a disaster; we narrowly avoided numerous
lawsuits with that one), so we are again in a position to appreciate
a large sum of money coming our way, as a nest egg to begin our
marriage.
Please inform us of the next steps, and you will find us eager
to help.
Yours once again,
Kendra Moore
_________________________________
From: fidelis kin <fidelisc12@yahoo.com>
To: Kendra Moore
Sent: Wednesday, December 04, 2002 9:15 PM
Subject: Contact
Dear Kendra,
Thanks for your mail, you should know that the
only
thing holding the business is for you to contact the
foreign payment officer in Holland to book an
appointment on how to come an conclude everything. You should
contact him and get back to me immediately.
Fidelis,
_________________________________
Dear F. Kin:
You need to give us the name and number of the foreign payment
officer, and it better be a living person this time. Please do
this promptly.
Don't listen to Kendra about my inventions. And there was no
big financial setback, just a small bump in the road. The automated
fingernail invention actually works, but it seems there are a
bunch of wimpy people out there who cannot stand a little pain
for great gain. The invention is modeled after the automatic pencil
sharpener. It has a larger hole for the insertion of your finger
and works at a much higher speed. I sold a hundred of them the
first day and almost immediately I heard these tall tales about
people shaving off half their fingers. To be cautious I took them
off the market. But they'll be back after a little modification
because they're a real moneymaker.
Brad Christensen
_________________________________
>>> fidelis kin <fidelisc12@yahoo.com>
12/06/02 04:36AM >>>
Dear Brad Christensen,
I have already concluded discussion with the
Minister regarding to the best way to handle the funds
and he has personally directed the Foreign Payment
Director in South Africa Dr Frank Williams to attend
to you personally without any body asking you
questions in South Africa.
We will pay Dr Frank Williams 5% commission
after
successful transfer from South Africa to your A/c so
anything Dr Frank Williams ask you to do in South
Africa you do it because he is working in our favor
and because this is a large amount ,it needs special
attention.
You can contact Dr Frank Williams on tel. No.
27-732241008 You should feel very free with him
because he is deeply involved with us because of the
5% commission .He will guide you in South Africa and
make every thing very easy for us because of the
involvement of the Minister.
You are required to go to South Africa with
the
following requirements
1) Photocopy of your ID. or International passport.
2) $ 52,050.00 USD official payment for Stamp Duty
Charge
3) 2 passport Picture .
I have been trying to call you since but at
times it
use to be difficult. As soon as you confirm to me
that you have received the money in your account I
will fly from South Africa immediately to meet with
you in South Africa so that we can travel Together
to your country for withdrawals and sharing according
to the Agreed percentage and for possible investments.
Any expenses you make regarding to the transfer
of
this money you have to Note it down because as soon
as you receive the Funds we will settle expenses first
before sharing.
Call Dr Frank Williams now, inform him the possible
date you are coming to sign the Release Order and get
back to me as quickly as possible by mail to inform me
your discussion with him.
I wait for your confirmation.
Yours,
Fidelis.
_________________________________
Dear F. Kin:
The $52,050 should not be difficult to raise. We're almost there
and I'm auctioning off several dozen pairs of Kendra's shoes on
E-Bay now. Regarding South Africa, I will not go there due to
that country's former apartheid policies, which I consider morally
revolting. The same strong beliefs nearly caused me to turn in
my country club membership in Alabama, but I reconsidered because
golf is just so much fun. I suggest we meet you and Dr. Williams
in Mozambique, Zimbabwe, Namibia or Swaziland instead. Which of
these countries do you prefer?
Brad Christensen
_________________________________
Dear Mr. Kin -
I can't believe Brad has put my shoes on E-bay! Doesn't he realize
that I'm now going to have to spend MORE money outbidding people
from all over the world, just to get my own shoes back? Yet another
backfired scheme from my loving but sometimes infuriating fiance.
::sigh:: It may take longer than we anticipated to raise the money,
but we will be ready in time.
In the meantime, I would like to suggest we meet on the island
of Mauritius, off the east coast of Africa. I understand from
a good friend of mine that it is a lovely vacation spot, and I
will be able to try and brush up on my French while we're there.
I understand that a number of South Africans were arrested there
recently for fraudulent activities, but you needn't worry about
that, I'm sure.
Looking forward to seeing you soon!
Yours in anticipation,
Kendra Moore
_________________________________
>>> fidelis kin <fidelisc12@yahoo.com>
12/06/02 07:44AM >>>
Brad Christensen,
I have already concluded discussion with the
Minister
regarding to the best way to handle the funds and he
has personally directed the Foreign Payment Director
in Holland Dr. Edmond Walker to attend to you
personally without any body asking you questions in
Holland, We will pay Dr.Edmond Walker 5% commission
after successful transfer from Holland to your A/c so
any thing Dr. Edmond Walker ask you to do in Holland
you do it because he is working in our favor and
because this is a large amount ,it needs special
attention.
You can contact Dr. Edmond Walker on tel. No.31-621
414024 Fax 31-627225911.You should feel very free
with him because he is deeply involved with us because
of the 5% commission. He will guide you in Holland and
make every thing very easy for us because of the
involvement of the Minister.
You are required to go to Holland with the following
requirements =
1) Photocopy of your ID.
2) $ 26,000.00 USD official payment for Stamp
Duty/Inheritance tax Charge
3) 2 passport Picture
I will be meeting you people in Holland with
the Bank
Official here who made every thing to be possible the
very moment you confirm to me on phone that you have
received the money with Dr.Edmond Walker because the
Bank Official said that all of us should not be in
Holland at one time because it is necessary that if
there is any need for reconfirmation of payment from
Foreign Payment Office to the Home Office of the
Ministry of Finance needed at the Foreign Payment
Office From NED Bank there will be no right person to
reconfirm it. So as soon as you receive the money in
Holland, I will meet with you there and we will fly
from Holland to your country.
Call him now and get back to me as quickly as
possible.
I wait for your confirmation.
Yours,
Kin.
_________________________________
Dear F. Kin:
Oh, no - not Dr. Walker! Haven't we already established that
he died in 1953 from dehydration and a nasty flea infestation?
We sent you proof of this a month ago. You need to find some other
person to attend to us, preferably one who is actually alive.
Brad Christensen
_________________________________
>>> fidelis kin <fidelisc12@yahoo.com>
12/07/02 06:06AM >>>
Dear Brad Christensen,
Since you insisted that the foreign payment
officer i
gave you is no more in existence, the minster has
directed that the only alternative we have to is for
you to contact the foreign payment officer in Canada
to book an appointment or how to go there and conclude everything
or if you cannot afford to do that you know that you can probalbly
come to South Africa to come and do the same thing.
Call the foreign payment officer in Canada Dr
Arthor
Newman on 1-416-668-1055 Try to contact him now and
ask him the place and date to meet in Canada to
conclude our business. And get back to me the details.
Fidelis.
_________________________________
Dear Mr. Kin:
Are you sure this is a good number? I tried calling three times
and couldn't get through. Can Newman call me? Does Newman have
an e-mail address? I have heard of Newman, but he worked for the
Post Office and lived in Jerry's apartment building in New York.
When did he change careers and move? Could there be more than
one Newman? I have attached a photo of the Newman I know. Please
respond promptly.
Brad Christensen
_________________________________
Dear Mr. Kin -
I can't believe we have to go to Canada, now. Do you realize how
much Canada is to blame for some of the bad things in the United
States? Times have changed, our kids are getting worse, they won't
obey their parents, they just want to fart and curse. Blame Canada!
It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along.
Blame Canada!
I wish there was someplace else we could go.
Yours in distress,
Kendra Moore
_________________________________
Dear Mr. Kin:
Kendra's argument is only partly valid. The preoccupation of
America's children with farting and cursing can be directly linked
to three things, but only two are Canadian: Jim Carrey and Mike
Myers. The third of course is the deadly mixture of bean dip and
beer, consumed in great quantities in the U.S. by many fathers.
Because Carrey and Myers both are in the U.S. now, Canada must
be vastly improved as a place to visit. I can't understand one
thing, however: Since we shoot each other all the time with handguns
in the U.S., why does Canada have far fewer people? I mean, come
on, are Tim Horton doughnuts really that deadly?
Brad Christensen
_________________________________
Dear Mr. F. Kin:
Regarding Canada, I forgot about Anne Murray, who may be the
most distasteful product ever to emanate from that country. More
boring than curling, colder than tundra and as distasteful as
haggis. Oh, Canada, with all their beady little eyes and flappin'
heads so full of lies! We must blame them and cause a fuss before
someone thinks of blaming us!
So with the new understanding that even Kendra and I may not
be blameless, we have agreed to travel to the Great White North
in pursuit of your marvelous opportunity. However, we have been
unable to get through to Dr. Newman. What is Newman's e-mail address?
Last I heard he had moved from Jerry's apartment to South Park.
Please advise promptly.
Brad
_________________________________
>>> fidelis kin <fidelisc12@yahoo.com>
12/10/02 10:03 PM>>>
Subject: Re: Canada?!
Dear Kendra,
Thank you for your mail, you should contact
Newman on
this email address{arthurenewman@yahoo.com} it's
urgent you contact him immediately so that we can
finalize everything immediately.I await for your
earnest reply soonest.
Fidelis.
_________________________________
Dear F. Kin:
Kendra and I are in this together so never again respond to her
while leaving me out of the loop. I am shocked to the marrow by
your cavalier, insensitive and outrageously immoral attitude regarding
our business relations. Whether you were going behind my back
intentionally or by mistake, I demand an immediate apology of
not less than 50 words in length from you. Please respond promptly
so we can get this transaction back on track.
All the best,
Brad Christensen
_________________________________
>>> fidelis kin <fidelisc12@yahoo.com>
12/12/02 03:13PM >>>
Dear Brad,
You should try to contact the foreign payment
officer
either by phone or email or if you are no more capable to continue
the business do not hesitate to let me know on time so that i
can give you an agreement to sign off the business. Try all your
possible means to contact him on phone.
Fidelis.
_________________________________
Dear Mr. F. Kin:
While Kendra and I remain extremely enthusiastic about this business
relationship, I cannot contact him until you apologize for your
calloused, shoddy, mean-spirited treatment of me.
Warmest regards,
Brad Christensen
_________________________________
>>> fidelis kin <fidelisc12@yahoo.com>
12/16/02 11:56AM >>>
Dear Brad,
Okey sorry for the inconvinent and it won't
happen
again, you should try to contact the foreign payment
officer and get back to me after you have accomplish
the contact with him. I await for your reply soonest.
Fidelis.
_________________________________
Dear Mr. F. Kin:
Thanks for what obviously is a heartfelt and sincere apology
for your horrendous behavior and misdeeds. While your apology
falls shy of the requested 50-word length, I have decided, after
much soul-searching, to accept it anyway in the spirit of forgiveness.
I will contact Newman by e-mail right away.
Brad Christensen
_________________________________
Dear Newman:
We are Brad Christensen and Kendra Moore, a pair of charming
lovebirds from the U.S. Fidelis Kin, a bank official from Africa,
asked that we contact you regarding a business proposition involving
$152 million that a sailor named Duncan Harkinson left laying
around when he died in 1993. First of all, are you aware of the
details of this business opportunity? Secondly what exactly do
we need to do and when?
I once had a friend named Newman who lived in Manhattan before
relocating to South Park. Do you know this Newman? Also an old
high school chum with a similar name once posed for a painting
that later appeared on many magazine covers. I have attached one
of them. Notice any similarities?
Brad Christensen
_________________________________
>>> fidelis kin <fidelisc12@yahoo.com>
02/19/03 11:01AM >>>
Mr.Brad,
How are you today?? What is happening?I hope
everything are okay with you over there. Have you contacted the
foreign payment of officer, as I earlier instructed you.
I waiting to hear a positive response from you.
Mr.Fidelis.
_________________________________
Dear Mr. F. Kin:
Yes, I e-mailed your man Newman in Canada, but he never responded.
You must understand I am a busy man and cannot waste time with
undependable people who do not return e-mails. My dental floss
ranch and the "Manster" indoor cleaning machinery business
both are thriving. Also, I have recently affiliated myself with
an inventor named Billy Popeil Mays who promises to add to my
product line. Additionally, keeping Kendra from spending all our
money has become a full-time chore. Our honeymoon is approaching,
and can you believe she now wants to purchase Niagara Falls???
Please do your best to find a dependable associate in Canada
or any other similar Eurasian nation. I'd like to get our transaction
back on track, if possible. By the way, where have you been and
what have you been doing the past two months?
Brad Christensen
_________________________________
Dear Mr. Kin -
It's beyond me why Brad has decided to take up with you again;
you've certainly failed to deliver as promised time after time.
But then, that's typical of Brad's business sense.
And, yet again, you have forgotten to copy me in on your emails
to him!! Brad and I work as a team on all of our business dealings
(otherwise he'd probably end up in jail), and I INSIST on being
copied in with every email you send to him. If you do manage to
come through this time, I'll not have him strutting around like
a rooster because he pulled this off on his own. No, Sir!
Brad is also exaggerating about the Niagara deal. I was merely
interested in acquiring a share in the tourist trade in that area,
as it can be very lucrative. My main objective was to set up a
barrel manufacturing plant nearby, and sell barrels to the daredevils
who visit the park. We would have a monopoly on barrels in the
entire area! Now, doesn't that sound like good business sense
to you? I should think so!
At any rate, please copy me in on future emails, as I mentioned
above, and also get me up to speed on where we are in this deal.
I have been so busy planning our honeymoon (ALL BY MYSELF!), that
I haven't been able to keep as close an eye on Brad as I would
like.
Kind regards,
Kendra
_________________________________
>>> fidelis kin <fidelisc12@yahoo.com>
02/22/03 04:20PM >>>
Mr. Brad,
Thank's for you mail, Sorry I was very busy
with the
minister concern, in this transaction, disturbing him
to introduce me to a capable foreign payment director
that will be able to conclude this transaction with
us. Sorry for Mr.Newman inability in this transaction,
the minister has promised me of a reliable director
for this transaction, You have not worry for anything,
immediately I gets the contacts of the foreign payment
director that will direct you overthere, I will send
it to you, for you to have heart to heart discuss with
him, concerning you coming.
What you have to do now, make arrangement for
your
tourism visa, and other necessary things that will be
needed there, for the signing of the fund release
order, as I earlier told you.
Immediately I gets his contacts information,
I will
send it to you. You have to be updating me with any
arrangement you make for you travelling.
I awat you next mail.
Regards,
Mr.Fidelis.
_________________________________
Dear Mr. F. Kin:
I already have a Visa. I hardly ever see it, though. Kendra takes
it everywhere - to Macy's, Neiman Marcus, Saks. Regarding Kendra,
you must remember to include her on all e-mails. We are a partnership,
just like Rogers and Astaire, Abbott and Costello, Bert and Ernie.
I will ask Kendra to begin packing her steamer trunks now for
the trip. That means we'll be ready to go within about two weeks.
Please provide the name of the foreign payment officer as soon
as possible.
Brad Christensen
_________________________________
>>> fidelis kin <fidelisc12@yahoo.com>
03/03/03 07:00 AM >>>
Mr.Brad,
Have you heard from the foreign payment director? He
will contact you soon.
My regards to Kendra.
Mr.Fidelis.
_________________________________
Dear Mr. F. Kin:
No, of course I haven't heard from the foreign payment director
or any of the other morons you are associated with. Every one
of the people you work seems as reliable as a leaky boat. Yes,
Mr. Kin, the only thing you are good at is metaphorically drilling
holes in other people's boats, dashing their hopes, dreams and
aspirations, as you have done to ours numerous times. To even
the scales, you owe us a whole fleet of luxury yachts, metaphorically
speaking. However, should you be weary of this metaphor, Kendra
and I certainly would accept one real yacht as reparations for
the grief you've caused us. Please respond promptly.
All the best,
Brad Christensen
_________________________________
Dear Mr. Kin -
Brad tells me that you will be buying us a new yacht! How wonderful
of you!! And here I was thinking all along that you were simply
an incompetent money-grubber. Boy, was I wrong!
If you have not already made the purchase, we would prefer a
2002 Hatteras 100MY414 model -- in white, if they have it.
Thank you again, kind sir. You have made my day.
Best regards,
Kendra
