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Rosemary Kabbah

Romancing the Pickle Taco

From: "rose m ahmed" <rosemary2@zwallet.com>
To: <bradchristensen@XXXXX>
Sent: Saturday, June 14, 2003 1:32 PM
Subject: REMINDER ,THIS IS IN ENGLESH,PLAESE TALK TO ME?

MRS ROSEMARY WILLIAMS
COTE D'IVOIRE,
WEST AFRICA.
EMAIL;rosemaryx22000@yahoo.fr


Dear,

I know that this letter may come to you as a surprise but your contact was given to me by a reliable friend of my husband working in Republic of Cote D'Ivoire chambers of Commerce, Industries and Agriculture. After I told him that I needed a reliable and honest business partner outside Cote D' Ivoire.

My name is Mrs.Rosemary Kabbah. I am a Serria Leone and a widow of the late WILLIAMS KABBAH, former Director-General of the Government of Gold and Diamond Office (GDDO) in Freetown. He replaced the Lebanese business tycoon Mr.Jacob Sanni who was sacked by the government of President Ahmed Tejan Kabbah.Unfortunately, my husband was attacked by rebels of the Revolutionary United Front (RUF) in Kono, Eastern Serria Leone.

He survived the bullet wounds and was hospitalized at the Connaught Hospital in Freetown where he later died of internal bleeding.Before he died, he revealed to me that he has US$10.5 Million left in fixed / suspense account in one of the prime bank here in Abidjan ,that he used my name as his wife for the next of Kin in depositing of the fund.in Cote D'Ivoire West Africa. as based on this development, I contact a friend of my husband who is working at the Chamber of Commerce to assist me to seek for a reliable, honest and well establishes individaul that has business foresight, he then gave me your contact as the person be believes will do a fairs transaction with me.

I have decided that for all assistance and incoveniences, 15% of the total sum would be yours,and 5% for all expenses made while the rest of the remaining balance will be put into investment opportunity in any profitable areas might suggest in your country or anywhere else you trust.Please keep this proposal in the most confidential manner and I assure you of our 100% risk free transaction. While I close here, I hope that Almighty God will give you the power to do this transaction with me and I am waiting for your urgent
responds to this letter.

You can send me e-mail through the above address, I will like to have your phone and fax number for easy and safer communication.

Thanks, am awaiting your swift response.

Yours faithfully,

Mrs Rosemary.


Dear Mrs/Ms:

Well, it's quite a stretch to call this English! Might it be a Lithuanian dialect, or are you merely a product of the Alabama school system? Whatever the case, my sincere condolences.

However, your proposal sounds like it might be very lucrative. Please tell me more in either English or Lithuanian, which actually are my second and third languages. My first language is a Gaelic dialect known as Pig Latin (Sample: "Ouyay reaay aay ompletecay oronmay fiay ouyay allfay orfay histay." Translated, this means "You are extremely intelligent and our business relationship holds great promise.")

Also please clarify the split identities you appear to have. Are you Rose M. Ahmed, or Mrs. Rosemary Williams, or Mrs. Rosemary Kabbah, or Mrs. Rosemary?

All the best until I hear from you again about what appears to be a marvelous opportunity for both of us.

Brad Christensen
President/CEO
Jack In The Taco Restaurants
Lubbock, Texas, USA


From: "rose mary" <rosemaryx22000@yahoo.fr>
To: <Bradchristensen@XXXXX>
Sent: Monday, June 16, 2003 5:45 AM
Subject: FROM MRS,ROSEMARY KABBAH.


Dear Brad Christensen,

How are you today?

Thanks for your mail and your efforts towards my situation,May the lord reward your kindness Amen.

Thanks for your concern towards my welfare,My name is Mrs.Rosemary Kabbah.the wife of the late WILLIAMS KABBAH.

Since the death of my husband,I have surffered too many stories in this country that was my reason,i call
on you to come out fully and assist me in the transfer of this money to your nominted account before i will
be coming to your country to be with you for a better future.

Before the death of my late husband,He made the deposit of $10.5 Million USD in bank here in abidjan.

Right now,Iam leaving in a hotel here in abidjan and i will forward my photogragh for your urgent attention and i will like you to forward yours aswell.

I will send to you the (OFFICIAL LODGMENT RECIPT)The documents was issued to my late husband at time he made the deposit at the bank here in abidjan.

I will like you to assist me in this transaction asfollows;
1-Send to me your full name and address.
2-Send to me your private phone and fax number.
3-Send to me your banking details.

As soon as i receive this information,I will go stright to the bank and submit the infotmation and I will also forward to you the full contact and the address of the bank so that you can contact the director in charge of transfer.

Please this my private email address for security purpose.

I will be waiting to read from you today.

Thanks and remain blessed.

Best Regargs.

Mrs.Rosemary Kabbah.


Dear Rosemary:

Thanks for telling me about yourself. Such a sad, sad story! (My feelings are best expressed in Pig Latin: "Ouyay reaay aay iarlay ndaay aay raudfay!" Translated this means, "Your terrible plight makes me weep like a raging faucet.") In fact, my restaurant customers are quite upset with the soggy tacos and waterlogged pizza I've been turning out since you began e-mailing me. Please send me your photo, so I can hold it close to my trembling heart. I will do whatever necessary to assist you, but let's act fast
because my Kleenex supply is running out.

Now about myself: I own and operate a chain of popular fastest-food restaurants in West Texas called Jack-In-The-Taco. Drive-through and also dash-in service. We cater to people on the move, so the minimum
drive-through speed is 10 mph. Press a button on the wall and orders are fired into your open window. Drinks are delivered through a hose apparatus. And don't worry, the nozzle is adjustable for those with loose teeth.

Our specialties are flash-fried lizard burgers and my famous pickle tacos with tartar sauce. I'll bet that makes you mighty hungry. No problem, when you come to my signature restaurant in Lubbock you can eat until you drop.

My full name is Brad "Tub O' Lard" Christensen. In fact, the nickname "Tub O' Lard" appears underneath Jack-In-The-Taco on all my signage. It's florescent green and quite catchy. I think you'll like it. I currently bank at Wendy's of Waco. The address is 487 Domino's Blvd., Waco, Texas 61605. My account number is 2882-98-UR-2-DUM. My phone number is (XXX) XXX-XXXX and my fax is (623) 878-0001, but the fax is currently being repaired. I have been in the restaurant business for 30 years and have
grown quite wealthy (and yes, a little overweight, too, but I can still maneuver through most doorways).

Please respond with your photo as soon as possible.

Brad Christensen
President/CEO
Jack-In-The-Taco
" Fastest Jack Sauce in the West"
Lubbock, Texas, USA


From: "rose mary" <rosemaryx22000@yahoo.fr>
To: <Bradchristensen@XXXXX>
Sent: Tuesday, June 17, 2003 1:01 PM
Subject: CONTACT BANK.

Dear Brad Christensen,

Thanks for the information.

I have been calling your phone line,But the line was through i will keep trying so that i will have some
words with you as regards to the transfer of the fund to your account.

Today i have submited your information to the bank where my late husband deposited the money before his
death.

Please as soon as you receive this mail,I will like to contact the bank and talk to the dircetor okay.

CONTACTING THE BANK'S DIRECTOR,MR MICHAEL GADO,BANQUE PARIB INTERNATIONALE(INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPT)ON PHONE NUMBER 00225-07-89-36-30. EMAIL:internationalremitdept@financier.com WEBSITE: www.banqueparibinternatianale.com

Please as soon you contact the bank,Please keep me inform.

The attachment in this mail is my photo and send to me yours aswell.

I will be waiting to read from you soon.

Thanks and remain blessed.

Best regards.

Mrs,Rosemary Kabbah


Dear Rosemary:

What a lovely, beautiful and happy woman you are. I see the death of your dear, beloved husband has not broken your spirit. I feel drawn to you like porterhouse steak, so please send some full-length photos. I'd like to gaze at you from head to toe. Regarding me, "hard to tow" would be a more appropriate phrase as you will see from the photos I've attached. Be mindful, however, that I've lost nearly two pounds in the last month.

The first photo was taken about 10 years ago as a publicity shot for my "Tub O' Lard" Jack-In-The-Taco fastest food restaurant expansion in El Paso. The second is a toy likeness of Your's Truly we give to really fat kids who successfully consume 10 pickle tacos in 10 minutes. Can't say children aren't encouraged to eat their vegetables at Jack-In-The-Taco!

Please try calling me again. I have not tried to call the bank director because I do not want to rush into this deal sight unseen. I am a very successful businessman who did NOT get that way by being careless. I
Negotiate all deals face to face. In that regard, I would like to travel to meet you and the bank director as soon as possible. Where and when do you suggest we meet?

All the best, sweet thang, until we meet,

Brad "Tub O' Lard" Christensen
President/CEO
Jack-In-The-Taco Restaurants
" Fastest Jack Sauce In The West"



From: "rose mary" <rosemaryx22000@yahoo.fr>
To: "Bradchristensen" <Bradchristensen@XXXXX>
Sent: Wednesday, June 18, 2003 7:54 AM
Subject: when should i expect you ?

Dear Brad Christensen,

thanks for your mail as its contents was well understood. I appreciate all your concern and I will want to meet with you as soon as possible as this will afford us the opportunity to know ourselves and your coming will eneble you to see and access things for yourself as seeing is believing.

Please tell me in your next mail when you will be coming so that I will make all possible plans to meet
you my all important guest and I will love if you can come down between now and next week. Secondly, I will want you to contact my Bank immediately as i was at the bank today after reading your mail and had a useful discussion with them.

Meanwhile, do also contact my personal attorney Bar. lavry Koria as he will be representing my interest in
the bank and sort out all issues with them in relationship to the fund transfer. the attorney will get all things set prior to your coming so that you will not be wasting time while you are in the country to finalise this transaction. His contact is:Barrister Lavry Koria. tel.+22507559188 Fax+22521276824 MAIL: lavry_koria@caramail.com As soon as you finish contacting the attorney, please do get back to me.

You may have heared of the political situation here and because of this,I will want us to complete this
transaction soonest.
I look forward to meet you soonest. Thanks as i await your response today. Remain blessed.

Mrs. Rosemary Kabbah


Dear Rosemary:

Where is the full-length photo I requested? And you didn't comment at all about the photos I sent you. Sure I've got quite a jowl problem, but don't you think I'm handsome, in a rugged sort of way? I hope you do because I've taken a liking to you, sweet thang.

You haven't even said a word about my fine Jack-In-The-Taco restaurant empire that has made me a very wealthy, happy and flabby man. It would mean the world to me if you took an interest in things that are important to me. So far, all you talk about are your problems. Well, don't worry about your problems because I'm going to make them vanish, just like a fly tossed in the deep fryer.

Regarding our meeting, I can schedule a flight within one week. I have the financial resources to travel anywhere. And I've got an assistant manager named Squiggy who'll take care of my 12 restaurants while I'm gone. Just name the day and I'll be there. Only problem is I ain't coming to the Ivory Coast, and that's final! My travel agent says it's way too hazardous there with all the recent violence and civil unrest. (In West Texas I only have to worry about occasional drive-by shootings from locals unforgiving about
those little bouts of food poisoning.)

I think it would be much better to meet in Accra, Ghana, which is a neighboring country for you. Let me know which days are convenient for you and I'll promptly schedule my flight.

In this regard, we probably will need to use a bank in Accra, correct? As for your lawyer, Lavry Koria, can he join us in Accra? I have not contacted him because I first want to hear from you about Accra.

See you soon, sweet thang.

Brad Christensen
President/CEO
Jack-In-The-Taco Restaurants
" Fastest Jack Sauce In The West"



From: "rose mary" <rosemaryx22000@yahoo.fr>
To: "Bradchristensen" <Bradchristensen@XXXXX>
Sent: Thursday, June 19, 2003 4:51 AM
Subject: Re: when should i expect you / CONTACT THE ATTORNEY TODAY.

Dear Brad Christensen,

Thanks for your mail as its contents was well read. I have snapped today some full pictures of myself and
will send it across to you as soon as it is ready possibly tomorrow or next.

Your picture was nice as you look so healthy, well fed, full of strenght and handsome. You would have
sent more more as I will want to make an album of them.

I have failling in love with your restaurant investment and would want to come over and have a teast of the goodies and be also a part of the whole activities. If i come over i hope that you would allow me touch
your teddy jack?

Thanks for reassurring me that you will make me happy again by solving my problems. May GOD bless you, give you his wisdom and strenght to handle this transaction to a successful conclusion.

As per our meeting,I will want you to take the decision as to fixing a date because Accra is very close here to me than you and I can be in accra within one hour flight. I will love it to be any date/day of next week .
All you need to do is to contact the attorney Bar. Lavry Koria so that he will conclude all arrangements
with the bank and if possible arrange with the bank here to make an intra bank transfer of the fund to
accra Bank.

I even loved your idea of ACCRA as this country is full of troubles now and then. Excuss me what is your marital statue? Please i will start making my arrangements to travel to accra to meet with you but endevour to contact the attorney today so that he will start making every arrangements.

I thank you for this kindness and i will remain greatful till the end of times. Get back to me today.
She love.

ROSEMARY KABBAH.


Dearest lovely Rosemary:

I await your wonderful pictures with great anticipation and uncontrolled drool. Women of your intelligence and beauty are rare in West Texas. I have attached a few more photos of me. I'm strong as an ox, and I smell quite a bit better because I use deodorant weekly. In one of the photos, I'm wearing my softball uniform. In another, there's a patch over one eye caused by a flyng pickle taco. I need to remember to turn the switch to off when I inspect the drive-through!

There is an American Airlines flight from Dallas, Texas to Accra, Ghana that departs on Wednesday, June 25, and arrives in Accra on Thursday morning. If this timing is okay with you and your lawyer, I will purchase the flight immediately. It seems like a bargain at $5,165 so I'd like to book it before the rates go up. Let me know if the date will work for you. I will contact your lawyer in my next e-mail, which I will copy you on.

I am so very happy that you think I am handsome. You have excellent taste in men. I happen to be unmarried, but looking for the woman of my dreams, at least those dreams that don't involve spiders and large ugly creatures. You happen to be in my happy dreams lately, the ones that require new sheets in
the morning. You mentioned you want to touch my "teddy jack." I am a bit unsophisticated and wondering what you are referring to. But then, I'm thinking: Touch it? Hell, go ahead and eat it if you want!

I'm thinking about naming my next Jack-In-The-Taco restaurant after you. It will open in Midland/Odessa next month and we expect to save a great deal of money on cooking lard because oil naturally comes from the ground in that region.

With tremendous love and affliction,

Brad Christensen
President/CEO
Jack-In-The-Taco restaurants
" Fastest Jack Sauce In The West"



Dear Korie Lavry:

Rosemary Kabbah has contacted me regarding a very important business transaction for both of us. I have suggested that we meet in Accra, Ghana next Thursday, June 26. Is this date convenient for you? You will be well compensated for you efforts. Please make all necessary arrangements with the bank and let me know how much money I should bring with me for banking fees and your fees. Also, do you have any hotel recommendations for Accra? I will need a very thick mattress and a wide door, preferably on the ground floor.

Brad Christensen
President/CEO
Jack-In-The-Taco Restaurants
Lubbock, Texas
" Fastest Jack Sauce In The West"


From: "rose mary" <rosemaryx22000@yahoo.fr>
To: "Bradchristensen" <Bradchristensen@XXXXX>
Sent: Friday, June 20, 2003 6:40 AM
Subject: the date is ok /contact the attorney immediatly


Dear Brad Christensen,

thanks for your mail as reading from you gives me hope and comfort. I do not know how to appreciate and thank you for your concern but I pray that the good lord will unit us as one big and happy family now and forever.

I have attached in this mail my recent pictures for your album. I feel flattered by your praise for my beauty. Well, thanks for your recommendations. Thanks for sending me more pictures . I have sent it to the photographer to enlarge it so that I can hang it close to where I lay my heads at night.

I hope that you eye injury is not giving you problem. I will take care of it when I come. Although, iam not
an optician but do not worry as i know what to do (guess what).

Your travel arrangements is ok by me as I will depart Abidjan possibly on tuesday or wenesday to arraive
accra an hour latter. I will prefer to travel on time so that i can make our hotel reservation.

All you need to do is to try your best to communicate the attorney today so that he will begin immediatly to work on this transaction and to aswell make his travelling plans to Accra as he will be with us in Accra to finalise this transaction until the fund is transferred to your nominated account. So, go ahead to book your flight and send me your flight schedule as i may even be at Accra airport to welcome you.

I have fallen in love with you already without seeing you physically and if it is the wish of GOD we may
spend our lives together (how about that) . I know from your picture, you are a kind and loving man as you always wear smiles on your face. I love to be pamperred and cared for and i know you will handle me with well (she laughs).

Please do not complain that you are unsophisticated and whatever i mean by the phrase" will you allow me
touch your teddy jack." remains my puzzel for you and i will want you to guess right.

We do not have time to waste so i will appreciate if you get in contact with the lawyer today so that he will begin all process that will lead to a smooth transaction. Once more, go ahead and get your flight ticket as i
will want to see your smilling face.

May GOD grant you journey mercy while you come to accra Ghana. I await your response today.

ROSEMARY KABBAH.



Dearest Sweet Thang Rosemary:

Your photos prove that you have true beauty, and a whole lot of it. In fact, you seem to have put on about 30 pounds since last week when you sent me your first picture. That's just fine with me, though. We like
everything big here in Texas. And you'll be a marvelous asset to Jack-In-The-Taco because I really do need some help dispensing with all the leftovers.

The flight I was speaking of is American Airlines Flight 644/Ghana Airways Flight 123, which departs Dallas, Texas at 7:28 a.m. on Wednesday, June 25, and arrives at Accra, Ghana at 6:30 a.m. on Thursday, June 26. My return flight would be British Airways Flight 78 which departs Accra on Monday, June 30, at 10:35 p.m. and arrives in Dallas on Tuesday, July 1, at 2:20 p.m.

A round-trip ticket is $5,178 and I was ready to purchase it today until I read an e-mail from your lawyer. He ridiculously asks me to wire money to him without first meeting him!! This I will not do! I did not become a millionaire owner of a chain of popular restaurants by being foolish! I deal face to face in all business transactions and I will travel with enough money to reimburse your lawyer for his plane ticket and to cover all professional fees and banking fees. I was thinking of bringing $15,000 with me in my suitcase. Do you think that will be enough to pay all the fees, the hotel bill for all of us, all meals and certainly some fine gifts for my lovely Rosemary? What kinds of gifts do you like? I've got a stuffed armadillo I could bring.

Regarding your lawyer, I'm not sure I trust him. Can you get a new lawyer? If you want, I can bring my own lawyer with me. Right now I'm counting the days until our lips meet and our bodies collide with a resounding thud. Together we'll solve the puzzle of the "teddy jack" and frolic through the dry gulches of West Texas. What a wonderful life we'll have.

Waitin for my Sweet Thang,

Brad "Tub O' Lard" Christensen
President/CEO
Jack-In-The-Taco Restaurants
Lubbock, Texas, USA
" Fastest Jack Sauce In The West"


From: koria lavry
To: Bradchristensen
Sent: Friday, June 20, 2003 1:35 PM
Subject: LEGAL SERVICES

ATTN: BRAD CHRISTENSEN,

YOUR MAIL RECIEVED. I HAVE BEEN WELL INFORMED BY ROSEMARY KABBAH OF YOU AND THIS TRANSACTION BETWEEN YOU AND HER.

I PROMISED TO DO MY BEST UNTIL THE SUCCESSFUL COMPLETION OF THE WHOLE PROJECT. I WILL BE IN ACCRA GHANA DURING THIS PERIOD OF YOUR VISIT AND I WILL DO MY BEST TO RELATE WITH THE BANK HERE AND ARRANGE THE MOVMENT OF THE FUND TO ACCRA .

AS YOU ARE AWARE THAT A TRANSACTION OF SUCH VOLUME OF FUND WILL NOT BE COMPLETED WITHOUT SOME NECESSARY FUND CLEARANCE CERTIFICATES AND TO THIS EFFECT, I WILL WANT YOU TO FORWARD TO ME A TOTAL SUM OF USD2200(TWO THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS) AS THIS WILL ENEBLE ME PROCURE SOME DOCUMENTS FROM THE MINISTRY OF JUSTICE, FINANCE AND THE HIGH COURT THAT WILL SEE US TO A SMOOTH FUND TRANSFER TRANSACTION.

YOU SHOULD ALSO BE AWARE THAT EXPENCES OF MY TRIP TO ACCRA WILL BE BORNE BY YOU AND I WILL NEED YOU TO SEND TO ME ASWELL USD800(EIGHT HUNDRED DOLLARS) THIS WILL COVER MY FLIGHT RETURN TICKET. MY PROFESSIONAL FEE IS USD4500(FOUR THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS) WHICH YOU ARE TO COME DOWN WITH ON YOUR TRIP TO ACCRA..

I HAVE ALREADY STARTED NEGOTIATIONS WITH THE BANK AND WILL BE MEETING WITH THE BANK DIRECTOR BY MONDAY TO FINALISE THIS ARRANGEMENT AND BY THEN I CAN FURNISH YOU EVERY OTHER DETAILS AS REGARDS TO THE FUND MOVEMENT AND TRANSFER CHARGES.

ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS TO GO AHEAD TO MAKE ALL NECESSARY ARRANGEMENT TO BE IN ACCRA ON 26/06/03 AS I AND YOUR PARTNER WILL BE THERE AT THE ACCRA AIRPORT WAITING FOR YOU .I WILL CONTACT SOME HOTELS IN ACCRA TO MAKE SOME RESERVATIONS FOR YOU.

PLEASE NOTE THAT WE ARE ALMOST WORKING BEHIND SCHEDULE AND AT SUCH I WILL WANT YOU TO SEND VIA WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER THE FEES FOR THE DOCUMENTS AND MONEY FOR MY EXPENCES (USD2200+800). PLEASE DO SEND IT TO ME IMMEDIATLY WITH THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIONS :

NAME: LAVRY KORIA.
ADDRESS: ABIDJAN COTE D IVOIRE.
TEST QUESTION ;WHO.
ANSWER: KORIA.

REMEMBER TO SEND ALL THE WESTERN UNION DETAIL TO ME VIA MAIL AND AS SOON AS I GET THE MONEY, I WILL PROCEED TO PROCURE ALL THE NEEDED DOC AND PROCEED TO ACCRA TO KEEP THE APPOINTMENT. I ASSURE YOU OF A SMOOTH TRANSACTION .

IAM AT YOUR SERVICE.

BAR. LAVRY KORIA.
TEL;+22507559188


Dear Sir:

I have asked Rosemary Kabbah to consider hiring a different lawyer, or, if that is not feasible, I have offered to bring my own lawyer with me. I am absolutely shocked that you would request payment before we have even met and before you have rendered any services. That's not the Jack-In-The-Taco way of conducting business, sir. I conduct all business face to face, and not through wire transfers to unseen parties. I was planning to bring $15,000 with me to Accra to cover all expenses and to pay you, but now I am having second thoughts about dealing with you at all.

I am considering the purchase of a $5,165 airline ticket and you are whining about an $800 ticket? Should you reconsider your ridiculous proposal, I can be reached through e-mail or at (XXX) XXX-XXXX.

Warm Regards,

Brad Christensen
President/CEO
Jack-In-The-Taco Restaurants
Lubbock, Texas, USA
" Fastest Jack Sauce In The West"


From: "rose mary" <rosemaryx22000@yahoo.fr>
To: "Bradchristensen" <Bradchristensen@XXXXX>
Sent: Saturday, June 21, 2003 3:50 AM
Subject: I UNDERSTAND YOUR CONCERN BUT DO DISCUSS THIS WITH LAVRY


My dear love,

thanks for your mail as its contents was well read. thanks for appreciating my pictures. I have started making my travel arrangements to Accra but i will want to point out something to you.

The attorney did not tell me of his mail to you but after reading your mail, I went straight to have some
words with him. He explained himself as he made me to understand that he is not asking you to pay his professional charges upfront as he is confident that he will recieve his fees at the end of this transaction but all he asked for was money to get the needed documents to effect a perfect transfer transaction and money for his flight ticket.

Dear, I quite understand your concern but I do not know how it will be if we abandoned the services of
this attorney or a local attorney here as the funds are in this country and any document will be obtained
from here. If I may ask, do you think that your attorney can effect a smooth transaction here? if so, there is nothing wrong using your attorney but I think that a local attorney will get this transaction faster as he
knows where and how to get what he needs.

Bar. lavry has been behind me all this days and iam very comfortable with him unless you think otherwise but please consider what he has requested. Bringing in another attorney at this stage will expose this transaction to too many people which i will not like and I know that you will not want me to be in futher pains.

He told me that he has asked you for $3000 for this purpose. I know that you may not like this as you have a way of doing things but I will want you to discuss this with lavry as he has been of tremendious assistance to me since all these days.

The flight timing is ok as i will be at the airport to meet you on the day of your arrival. I do well understand you concern about the attorneys request but do not be so annoyed as seeing you annoyed affects my emotions here. Sincerly we need lavry and i will want you to discuss this issue with him as he will assist us to too much to achieve a smooth transaction. You said that you will bring $15.000 for this purpose, i do not know how much it will cost to get this project done .Lavry will advice on this as he has told me that he will be at the bank again by monday to conclude this arrangements but to me, I think that sum $15.000 will be enough.

As per my gift, first my most precious gift will be you "Brad Christensen" and anything you have for me as your spirit leads you to but do not forget to bring these items:

1-four mobile GSM phones any lateast nokia or samsung product for my pastor, benefactors and friends that has assisted me since all this days.

2-three good wrist watches for Bar.lavry, the bank remittance manager and the bank director to thank them for their assistance.

I have a feeling that one day we shall be joined together as one big and happy family. I will read my mail later today to see if you have written as i will want to be reading from you unitl the day i will see you face to face as reading your mail keeps me happy.

With lots of loves and kiss.

ROSEMARY KABBAH.


Dearest Sweet Thang Rosemary:

I am thinking about you all the time and everywhere I go, even the lavatory and this morning on the drive to the Lubbock pound (ran out of materials for my fresh ground meat fritters). I'm also thinking about your lawyer, who has failed to call me or respond to my last e-mail.

I understand and accept your point about my lawyer being unfamiliar with the laws, customs and egulations of Western Africa. However, I will not send money sight unseen to anybody. But I cannot wait any longer to meet you. In this regard, I have a new proposal: I fly to Accra with $15,000 and meet you and your lawyer on June 26. We then will discuss the proposal and get to know each other. Assuming all goes well, I will pay all necessary fees and reimbursements the lawyer will need. I then will fly back to Texas.
Once your lawyer procures the documents from the High Court and the ministries of Justice and Finance and is ready to finalize the transaction, I will fly back to Accra to close the deal. My proposal solves everybody's problems. Please discuss it with your lawyer and have him get back to me.

Regarding my eye, it has healed and I no longer wear a patch. I appear to be quite tall for a man who is 5'8" and I am very muscular, although you might not guess that from the photos. I have a wonderful tattoo of a cheeseburger on my right arm. On my backside I have an impressive birthmark that still resembles the famous Mount Rushmore even though Lincoln has faded a bit over the years.

By the way, I think I've solved the puzzle of the "Teddy Jack." You should be forewarned that I am quite well-endowed. While my overhanging tummy now obscures the view, I know this to be true from my younger years. You will be quite impressed once you discover "Teddy Jack" amid the folds. I hope what I've disclosed causes you no embarrassment. I am really a gentleman and you are truly a lady. Please tell me more about yourself. Any tattoos?

With enormous mountains of love,

Brad Christensen
President/CEO
Jack-In-The-Taco Restaurants
Lubbock, Texas, USA
" Fastest Jack Sauce In The West"


From: koria lavry
To: Bradchristensen
Sent: Saturday, June 21, 2003 10:33 AM
Subject: Re: Re: LEGAL SERVICES


ATTN: MR. BRAD CHRISTENSEN,

I READ YOUR MAIL WITH MIXED FEELINGS. IF YOU DECIDE THAT YOU DO NOT NEED MY SERVICES AN MORE, I HAVE NO BAD FEELINGS AGAINST YOUR DECISION.
I HAVE STARTED TO HANDLE MATTER RELATING TO THIS TRANSACTION WITHOUT ASKING FOR A CENT AS MY CONSULTATION FEES WHICH IS WHAT ANY ATTORNEY WILL FIRST DEMAND. I HAVE AGREED TO COLLECT MY LEGAL FEES AT THE CONCLUSION OF THIS TRANSACTION SINCE YOU SAID THAT YOU WILL COME WITH ENOUGH MONEY TO OFFSET MY FEES AND OTHER EXPENCES.

I WAS ONLY BEEN SINCERE AND FAIR TO YOU WHEN I ASKED ONLY FOR THE MONEY TO GET THE NEEDED DOCUMENTS FOR THE SMOOTH ACTUALISATION OF THIS TRANSACTION AND MONEY FOR MY TICKET TO ACCRA. PLEASE NOTE THAT THE DOCUMENTS WILL HAVE TO BE OBTAINED HERE IN COTE D IVOIRE AND NOT IN ACCRA.

SIR, BEAR IN MIND THAT ROSEMARY KABBAH'S TRANSACTION IS NOT MY PERSONAL AFFAIRS THAT I HAVE TO SPEND MY MONEY TO ACHIEVE. I HAVE DONE MY BEST TO ASSIST HER AND WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO BUT NOT WHEN IT WILL AFFECT MY PERSONAL MATTERS.

IAM AN ATTORNEY THAT IS BASED IN THE CITY OF ABIDJAN AND NOW I WILL HAVE TO TRAVEL TO ACCRA ON MY OWN EXPENCES AND TO SPEND MY MONEY TO GET DOCUMENTS THAT ARE MEANT FOR THIS TRANSACTION.

SIR, I WOULD HAVE STILL ASSISTED BUT MY PERSONAL FINANCE IS NOT VERY BOUYANT AT THE MOMENT TO CATER FOR THESE EXPENCES, PLEASE UNDERSTAND MY SITUATION .
IF MY SERVICES ARE STILL NEEDED, I WILL PROCEED WITH THE AFFAIRS OF THIS TRANSACTION IF MY REQUEST ARE MET BUT WHEREBY YOU CONSIDER MY REQUEST "RIDICULOUS" I DO NOT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO .

IAM AT YOUR SERVICE IF STILL NEEDED. REGARDS.

BAR. LAVRY.


Dear Mr. Lavry:

Rosemary has assured me you are an honest man and I trust her judgment. I have developed an alternate proposal which should be acceptable to all: I fly to Accra with $15,000 and meet you and Rosemary on June 26. We then will discuss the proposal and get to know each other, sealing our relationship with a firm handshake. Assuming all goes well, I will pay all necessary fees and reimbursements you will need. I then will fly back to Texas. Once you procure the documents from the High Court and the ministries of Justice and Finance, I will fly back to Accra and we will finalize the transaction. This should work well for all of us. This means you will have to finance your own flight to Accra, but you will be reimbursed promptly on June 26, the day you arrive in Accra. If this will not work, simply drive to Accra.

It is my policy as the successful owner of 12 fabulous restaurants in West Texas to deal face-to-face in all business transactions. I have achieved enormous success without wire transfers of any kind. I do not intend to change my formula for success now.

I will be bringing $15,000 with me to Accra to reimburse you for all your costs and to provide you with a substantial profit for representing Rosemary and myself. If this is not enough, please let me know and I will bring more. Money is no problem. My 12 restaurants are enormously popular and gross more than $5 million a year. I was profiled in Texas Monthly Magazine as the Entrepreneur of the Year for 2002. Go to their website and you will see.

I currently have more money now than I could ever spend. Additional money from the transaction with you and Rosemary would of course be welcome, but that is not my priority. My priority is Rosemary. West Texas can be a lonely place without a good woman. There are very few good women here, and even fewer who will give a second glance to a fat guy like me. Certainly you will understand this.

My flight is scheduled to leave Dallas, Texas on Wednesday June 25. It will arrive in Accra, Ghana at 6:30 a.m. on Thursday, June 26, It is American Airlines 644/Ghana Airways 123. Hopefully you will be there to greet Rosemary and me. Please let me know that this schedule is acceptable to you and I will book the $5,165 round-trip flight immediately.

Warm regards,

Brad Christensen
President/CEO
Jack-In-The-Taco Restaurants
Lubbock, Texas, USA
Phone: (XXX) XXX-XXXX


From: koria lavry
To: Bradchristensen
Sent: Sunday, June 22, 2003 5:06 AM
Subject: DO GO AHEAD TO BOOK YOUR FILGHT


ATTN: BRAD CHRISTENSEN:

THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL. I WILL GET BACK TO YOU LATTER TODAY WHEN IAM BACK FROM THE CHURCH SERVICE.

I ASSURE YOU THAT WE SHALL COME TO THE SUCCESSFUL ACTUALISATION OF THIS TRANSACTION. DO GO AHEAD TO BOOK YOUR FILGHT AS I WILL BE AT ACCRA AIRPORT ON THE 26/ 06/03 AS SCHEDULED TO WELCOME YOU.

MY REGARDS.

BAR. LAVRY KORIA.


Dear Mr. Lavry:

Thanks for delivering such fantastic news. My travel agent does not work on Sunday, so I will make my flight reservation first thing tomorrow. I do not understand why you did not follow through with your promise to get back to me later today. Your inability to follow through with a simple promise has me quite apprehensive and worried. However, Rosemary called today, making me extremely happy. Such a lovely voice! You need to take lessons in human relations from Rosemary to become a top-tier lawyer.

Warm regards,

Brad Christensen
President/CEO
Jack-In-The-Taco Restaurants
Lubbock, Texas, USA
" Fastest Jack Sauce In The West"


Dearest Sweet Thang Rosemary:

Thank you so much for calling me today. It absolutely made my day. Such a lovely voice, rudimentary English with a French accent. I must teach you Pig Latin some day. It seems that everything is all set with your lawyer. I am counting the days, hours, minutes and even fractions of seconds until we meet on Thursday. This afternoon I purchased the mobile phones you mentioned. I will go shopping for watches tomorrow. The Mickey Mouse fashion line is my favorite.

Please tell me more about yourself and you inner hopes and desires for a husband. Maybe I'm the perfect one for you. Plenty to hold on to! Hope to read from you soon, lovely and beautiful Rosemary, the woman of a thousand wet dreams. I am so absolutely smitten with you that I promise to pack a supply of Beano, the natural supplement, so that you will feel relaxed near me and will not have to run off suddenly. Please e-mail me as soon as possible.

To me you are everything - the stars in the sky, the fuzzy carpet under my feet, the lovely ocean, the lint infesting my navel and the stale, hot air in every Jack-In-The-Taco that makes me yearn for a new day. My love for you is greater than a ten-foot-long taco. You really are my Sweet Thang.

Brad Christensen
President/CEO
Jack-In-The-Taco Restaurants
Lubbock, Texas, USA
" Fastest Jack Sauce In The West"


From: "rose mary" <rosemaryx22000@yahoo.fr>
To: "Bradchristensen" <Bradchristensen@XXXXXX>
Sent: Monday, June 23, 2003 2:56 AM
Subject: ALL IS SET


Dearest darling,

thanks for your sweet words. I call you dearest because you are the happiest thing that has happened to my life this days. I think of you morning, afternnon and night and i can't wait to meet you. Thanks for showerring much admirations on me and I assure you that our meeting will be a memorable one. I am too romantic and I will not say much about myself until we meet then I will show and prove my love for you.

I do not know how to thank you for your sincere kindness, all I have I shall offer you and what is that i will offer except showing you my sincere love.

All is set to meet with you in ACCRA and like I told you over the phone yesterday, I did my best to complete the Attorney's fare to ACCRA with the little I have and by the grace of GOD , we shall all meet in accra as scheduled. Please do get back to me again and continue to tell me your schedule. The lawyer promised to get back to you today.

with lots of loves.
yours darling.
ROSEMARY KABBAH.


Dearest Wonderful Sweet Thang:

Had a big day today in preparation for our meeting. First I purchased my round-trip ticket this morning through my travel agent, Ms. Amelia Earhart. It is American Airlines 644/Ghana Airways 123 departing from Dallas, Texas at 7:28 a.m. on Wednesday, June 25, and arriving in Accra at 6:30 a.m. on Thursday, June 26. My return flight is British Airways Flight 78/American Airlines Flight 51 scheduled to depart Accra at 10:35 p.m. on Monday, June 30.

This afternoon I purchased the four gift watches, which I've already packed for the trip. Unfortunately the shop was out of the Mickey Mouse brand. As an alternative I bought very popular rhinestone encrusted sun-dial watches. Very attractive and functional, especially during the daylight hours.

Soon we will finally be together. Just thinking about it makes me feel weak with anticipation. I can only hope you feel the same.

With overpowering fumes of love,

Brad Christensen
President/CEO
Jack-In-The-Taco Restaurants
Lubbock, Texas, USA


From: koria lavry
To: Bradchristensen
Sent: Monday, June 23, 2003 6:23 AM
Subject: IS YOUR ARRANGEMENT STILL AS PLANNED?

ATTN: BRAD CHRISTENSEN,

SORRY FOR MY INABILITY TO GET BACK TO YOU AS PROMISED. I WAS A LITTLE BIT OCCUPIED WITH SOME FAMILY SOCIAL MATTERS. ROSEMARY HAS ASSISTED ME TO GET THINGS RIGHT AND I HOPE TO LEAVE FOR ACCRA BY WENESDAY AFTERNOON. PLEASE TELL ME IF YOUR ARRANGEMENTS REMAIN AS PLANNED. THANKS.

LAVRY.


Dear Mr. Lavry:

I purchased my ticket today. It is American Airlines 644/Ghana Airways 123 departing from Dallas, Texas
at 7:28 a.m. on Wednesday, June 25, and arriving in Accra at 6:30 a.m. on Thursday, June 26. My return flight is British Airways Flight 78/American Airlines Flight 51 scheduled to depart Accra at 10:35 p.m. on Monday, June 30. I will be bringing $15,000 with me to cover all expenses and upcoming costs associated with our transaction. If this amount is not sufficient, please let me know immediately. See you soon.

Brad Christensen
President/CEO
Jack-In-The-Taco Restaurants
Lubbock, Texas, USA


From: "rose mary" <rosemaryx22000@yahoo.fr>
To: "Bradchristensen" <Bradchristensen@XXXXX>
Sent: Monday, June 23, 2003 2:18 PM
Subject: SWEET DARLING

Darling,

its me once again. How are you? I and the lawyer will be in Accra as planned but I write to let you understand that the we have done all our best to be in accra on that day so that we can meet to conclude things but the only problem that we are facing is where we shall be accommodated before your arravial on the 26th.

We have tried to make hotel reservations from here but the good hotels demand that we MUST forward to them the money for the reservation. I will not tell you to send the money to me as you have said that is not in your character to forward any money until we have met. All i will want you to do now is to check out from the travelling agent in your area the list of good hotels in accra and make reservation for three rooms direct yourself and forward to us the reservation booking reciept so that we can now travel as soon as we get that.

Darling, i know that you will not want me to be hanging outside as you know that i have spent all the cash on me to make sure that i travel to accra with the lawyer to meet with you. I will want you to understand that we are not based in accra, if it were here in abidjan, we shall not demand even a cent from you as we are based in abidjan. My honey, kindly do the reservation today and give us the needed information so that i will move tomorrow.

I hope that you have bought your ticket? Iam in a haste to meet with you and i believe you know why. Please respond as soon as possible. I will want you to dream of me as i have already hanged your picture closer to my pillow.

God bless us. Yours ever.

ROSEMARY KABBAH.


My lovely Sweet Thang:

Hotel accommodations will be no problem. I will contact Amelia Earhart tomorrow for recommendations, and I will make sure we stay in the finest hotel available. I will reserve two rooms (yours and Mr. Lavry's) for five nights (Wednesday through Sunday) and one room (mine) for four nights (Thursday through Sunday).

I am so happy to hear that you've hung my photo close to your pillow. I've framed your photos and placed some of them in my restaurants, between the deep fryer and dishwasher to inspire the kitchen staff. Everybody thinks you are beautiful, even Squiggy. My employees have very good taste. That's why they work at Jack-In-The-Taco.

Only three nights until we meet! I don't think I'll be able to sleep at all!

Brad Christensen
President/CEO
Jack-In-The-Taco Restaurants
Lubbock, Texas, USA


From: "rose mary" <rosemaryx22000@yahoo.fr>
To: "Bradchristensen" <Bradchristensen@XXXXX>
Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2003 2:20 AM
Subject: Re: SWEET DARLING


Sweet darling,

thanks for reassurring me that our meeting will be a memorable one and a thing that will remain freash in my memory till the end of time. I can't wait any longer to meet you.

The attorney have asked me about the hotel arrangement and I have told him that you are handling that issue. Please conclude this arrangement today with Amelia Earhart and forward the informations to me or to the lawyer immediatly as there is no more time to waste. I may not say much as regards my love for you but we must proof to each other this sincere love when we meet. send the hotel informations today.

Thanks my love as i look forward to meet you on thursday.

Yours ever,
ROSEMARY KABBAH.


Dearest, lovely sweet thang Rosemary:

So wonderful of you to call me today. Thanks for reassuring me of your feelings for me. I agree our meeting will be most memorable, producing strong emotions that will last at least until well beyond the end of time.

The hotel that Amelia Earhart booked for me is the Labadi Beach Hotel. It is a five-star hotel located a short drive from Kotoka Airport. It is adjacent to a palm-fringed beach. I have reserved two $180-per-night rooms from Wednesday night through Sunday night and the $300-per-night Presidential Suite, where I will be staying, for Thursday night through Sunday night. The Presidential Suite has a wide doorway and is very large (plenty of room for you to join me).

I have put the rooms on my Visa credit card. The hotel confirmation number is LB14268. Write down the confirmation number because it is very important. When you check in, ask for the rooms reserved for Brad
Christensen and state the confirmation number. That's all you will need to do. Amelia says the Labadi Beach Hotel "is the ultimate hotel experience for guests who demand the very highest standards." There are 15 acres of landscaped gardens (where I will be picking the loveliest dandelions for my
Sweet Thang).

I was unable to contact Mr. Lavery via phone and am not sure the number you gave me is correct. I will e-mail him with the hotel information immediately after I'm through with this note.

I need to go now and finish packing. The Dallas/Fort Worth Airport is a long drive (more than 300 miles) from Lubbock. My chauffeur suggests we leave at 1 a.m. in order to make it to the airport for my 7:28 a.m. flight. I guess I'll have to save my sleep (and dreams of my Sweet Thang) for theflight.

Brad Christensen
President/CEO
Jack-In-The-Taco Restaurants
Lubbock, Texas, USA


Dear Mr. Lavry:

Just a brief note to let you know that my travel agent, Amelia Earhart, booked us into the Labadi Beach Hotel. It is a five-star hotel located a short drive from Kotoka Airport adjacent to a palm-fringed beach. I have reserved two $180-per-night rooms from Wednesday night through Sunday night and the $300-per-night Presidential Suite, where I will be staying, for Thursday night through Sunday night. I have put the rooms on my Visa credit card. The hotel's confirmation number is LB14268. Be sure to write down the confirmation number. When you check in, ask for the rooms reserved for Brad Christensen and state the confirmation number. That's all you will need to do.

I will see you and Rosemary at 6:30 a.m. on Thursday. Please be sure to greet me at the airport. I am unfamiliar with Accra and do not want to get lost, especially with $15,000 in my briefcase. I am terrible at directions. That's why I have my chauffeur drive me everywhere in Texas. In Africa, I'm relying on you to do the driving. This is the beginning of a wonderful financial opportunity and a very special relationship with Rosemary.

I must finish packing now. Lubbock is a drive of more than 300 miles from the Dallas/Fort Worth Airport. The chauffeur says we must leave within six hours to make it in time for the 7:28 a.m. flight. I'll see Rosemary soon. You too.

Brad Christensen
President/CEO
Jack-In-The-Taco Restaurants
Lubbock, Texas, USA


The following message was left on my phone at 9:28 a.m., 6-26-03:

" Mr. Brad Christensen, this is Lavry Koria. I came to Ghana as planned to meet you. What has happened? Please can you get back to us by mail and tell us what the situation is? We have come to the hotel and no reservation was made. So can you get back to us in a letter and tell us what is happening? Lavry Koria on the line. Thank you."


From: koria lavry
To: Bradchristensen@XXXXX
Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2003 3:33 PM
Subject: STRANDED IN ACCRA


ATTN; BRAD,

HOW ARE YOU?

I WRITE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I AND ROSEMARY HAVE BEEN IN ACCRA SINCE YESTERDAY 25/06/03 AND HAVE TRIED TO CHECK INTO LABADI HOTEL WITH THE INFORMATIONS THAT YOU GAVE TO US BUT WAS REFUSED AS THERE IS NOTHING LIKE THAT RESERVATION IN THEIR LIST.

PLS WHAT IS GOING ON? WE HAVE EVEN TRIED TO CALL YOU BUT MET YOUR ANSWERRING DRIVE WHICH I LEFT A MESSAGE .

PLS COULD YOU ADDRESS THIS ISSUE AS YOUR TIMELY WILL BE HIGHLY APPRECIATED.
THANKS.

BAR. LAVRY KORIA.


Dear Mr. Lavry (and Sweet Thang Rosemary}:

Thank God you e-mailed me, for I have lost my phone. I arrived about 12 hours late and am at the La Palm Royal Beach Hotel, not the Labadi Beach Hotel.

My problems began at the Baltimore/Washington D.C. Airport, where we were to change planes. There is a weight limit of 420 lbs. for trans-Atlantic flights. They put me on a cattle scale and said I weighed 423 lbs. I, of course, disputed this, but they wouldn't listen. Arrogant bastards just held up a mirror. Well, I had 20 minutes to lose 3 lbs., so I started jogging around the concourse. Unfortunately after five rapid steps I collapsed in exhaustion. Thankfully there was a Dairy Queen right there, making a rapid recovery possible. However, I think I lost my phone during the fall.

Unable to board the passenger plane, I was required to wait nearly ten hours for the next freight plane with sufficient available space. Finally I arrived at Kotoka International Airport, but you were not there. You could have waited, you know.

Took a taxi to Labadi Beach Hotel, but you're right, they messed up my reservations. I'm sure the mistake is their fault and not Amelia Earhart's. I am aware of only one critical error by Amelia, and that was many, many years ago. I asked for the Presidential Suite, but they had already rented it out to a mere vice president of some company named Microsoft.

I left in disgust and traveled to the La Palm Royal Beach Hotel where their Presidential Suite still was available. There were two very nice vending machines down the hall. I had them wheeled into my room. One has soda and the other has an impressive array of snacks and candy. Plenty for you, too.

Where are you and Rosemary now? I miss Rosemary tremendously. Why hasn't she e-mailed me? How soon can you get here?

I am getting quite worried and upset about the turn of events.

Brad Christensen
President/CEO
Jack-In-The-Taco Restaurants
Lubbock, Texas, USA


On July 6, the following message was sent…

Dear Mr. Lavry and Rosemary:

I am Amelia Earhart, Mr. Christensen's travel agent. Mr. Christensen, upset over your inability to wait 12 hours at the airport and your failure to respond to his last e-mail, left Accra early and currently is missing. Seeking to transform a demoralizing trip into an adventure, Mr. Christensen rented a twin-engined Lockheed Electra and began flying west, across Africa.

Before he left, Mr. Christensen telephoned me. He said he no longer was satisfied with only one listing in the Guinness Book of World Records -- that of "Fastest Jack Sauce In the West." He stated he wanted a second record, that of "First 400-lb. Restauranteur in Texas to Fly Around the World." He said the trip to Accra had given him a good start and all he had to do was complete the circle.

He began his journey on June 29. On the morning of July 2, he set off from Papua, New Guinea, with somebody he met along the way named Fred Noonan. They were to refuel at Howland Island in the Pacific, but never made it there. The Itasca, a U.S. Coast Guard cutter, received snippets of radio messages in which Mr. Christensen spoke of running desperately low on food provisions. Then, on the night of July 4, two days after their disappearance, the U.S. Navy in Hawaii picked up the following Morse code message: "Won't hold much longer... Only one pack of pork rinds left... Send cheeseburgers fast." Thus far, a multi-million-dollar air and sea search mission has failed to locate Mr. Christensen and Noonan.

Before he left Accra, Mr. Christensen Fed-Exed his laptop and two empty vending machines to me in Texas, saying he wouldn't need them for the trip. They arrived this morning and I immediately turned to his laptop for clues. Thank God, your e-mail addresses are here! You can help us save Mr. Christensen by contacting the airplane rental company in Accra. Certainly they must track the whereabouts of their planes by means of a Geographical Positioning System. They can give us the exact location of our poor lost souls. Please act fast. Yes, we realize Mr. Christensen could hibernate for quite some time, but we're not sure about Noonan.

Desperately,

Amelia Earhart


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