For us to consider kidnapping you in a hail of baloney bullets, you must: have a deep desire to screw with people, find the suffering of others enjoyable, be ready to inflict injury on innocents, have an overabundance of whimsy, and be able think up creative punishments for imaginary infractions.fortinbras wrote:Well then, you can answer the question I've asked repeatedly: How can I join? I keep hearing how the Illuminati are running everything and I want to become a member. Where do I send my membership application?Gregg wrote:We're the Illuminati, we control who and how the universe revolves, and your wishes are not of sufficient gravity to gain our notice. In other words, live with it
Once you have demonstrated those, we take notice and then "recruit" you, you must survive the first step of the initiation procedure - which I touched upon when I discussed how Stephen Colbert became a member.