Alternative forms of incarceration for Ed and Elaine

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ElfNinosMom

Alternative forms of incarceration for Ed and Elaine

Post by ElfNinosMom »

Since Ed and Elaine absolutely insist that they will not go to prison, perhaps we should come up with some alternative incarceration methods for them, and even named after them.
Ed Brown Drive-in, built in Asbury Park, New Jersey, on June 3, 1948. It had room for 500 cars and 25 small airplanes. The Ed Brown Drive-in was next to an airstrip. Pilots and their passengers would fly in and taxi over to the last row of the theater.
And of course, as with any drive-in, there's a snack stand where they can make their food, plenty of room to roam, and - a big plus with this location - there's no need to use taxpayer money to rename it, it's been empty for years so it could be picked up for a song, and there's plenty of room for the government to fly in with their black helicopters to check on them from time to time.

They could even have their very own postcards:

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