Seven years for tax scam

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Seven years for tax scam

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http://www.upi.com/Top_News/2008/08/05/ ... 217968546/

Brings a whole new meaning to the word stupid.
RIVERSIDE, Calif., Aug. 5 (UPI) -- A federal judge has sentenced a California man in a tax scheme that included the staged shooting of his own son, prosecutors said Tuesday.

U.S. District Judge Stephen Larson in Riverside, Calif., sentenced Paul Hansen, 57, of Apple Valley, Calif., to seven years in prison Monday for filing fraudulent tax returns seeking significant refunds using the Social Security numbers of homeless people and fugitives of wanted posters.

The U.S. Attorney's office in Los Angeles said in a statement that Hansen defrauded the government out of nearly $1 million in tax refunds using identities obtained from vagrants and also from wanted posters of suspected criminals.

As part of the scam, Hansen and his son, Adam, came up with a unique plan to throw the Internal Revenue Service off the trail. Adam Hansen was shot by his father who tried to convince investigators that they had been forced to take part in the scheme under the threat of death from the real mastermind.

Adam Hansen, 38, was sentenced to a year in prison at Monday's hearing.
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Re: Seven years for tax scam

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And a new contender for the title of Craziest TP Hanson shoulders Chris and Chis aside.
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Re: Seven years for tax scam

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This is just classic TP, or would be if he were a TP.

A true dyed-in-the-woll TP would have read William Tell but interpreted it to mean that the son should actually take the arrow for the old man... :roll:

Sounds like he just didn't like his son much, but had poor aim.