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Well, I guess it must be official now: Ron Paul will not be the next President of the United States. How do I know?

Well, after an absence of who knows how long, Ron Paul supporter John J. Bulten apparently has enough free time to return to the losthorizons forum:

http://www.losthorizons.com/phpBB/viewt ... =7095#7095

Bulten last posted here at Quatloos about a year ago, if I recall correctly.
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That almost reads like a parody of CtC.
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I worked a project once regarding the federal tax on fuels which has a refundable credit on Form 1040. There was a guy in Fl filing hundreds of returns claiming his clients never used federal highways (most were truck drivers) therefore all the tax paid for fuels were refundable. Most of these cases went to 90 day, meaning I never saw them resolved. Eventually, I did see the guy was not allowed to represent before IRS.
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Richardf614 wrote:Gave me an brain tumor reading it.
I often have that feeling after reading turgid tax denier crap.
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How do I know that Ron Paul will not be nominated, and therefore not president??
Because he has only 35 delegates, which I think makes him third or fourth in line and very far behind McCain.
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fortinbras wrote:How do I know that Ron Paul will not be nominated, and therefore not president??
Because he has only 35 delegates, which I think makes him third or fourth in line and very far behind McCain.
That's only 35 more than Mickey Mouse.
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webhick wrote:
fortinbras wrote:How do I know that Ron Paul will not be nominated, and therefore not president??
Because he has only 35 delegates, which I think makes him third or fourth in line and very far behind McCain.
That's only 35 more than Mickey Mouse.
And that's only because Mickey Mouse wasn't a candidate.
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And I’d vote for Mickey, maybe a write in campaign?
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I just hope that the demise of the Ron Paul presidential candidacy does not result in tragedy, namely:

Less time spent on Ron Paul, and more time for John J. Bulten to post still more tax protester nonsense at losthorizons, or more time for Bulten to devise ways to dig himself into yet a deeper hole in connection with the internal revenue laws of the United States (civil and criminal).
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Are you saying that Ron Paul serves as a convenient chew toy to keep stupid puppies occupied so they don't roll in the garbage?
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That may be the best one-sentence description I've ever read.
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I have bad feelings about what is going to happen if grixit's definition goes public. Can you imagine seeing bumper stickers that say "Save a TP from themselves - Vote Ron Paul!"
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grixit wrote:Are you saying that Ron Paul serves as a convenient chew toy to keep stupid puppies occupied so they don't roll in the garbage?
As nice a turn a phrase as that is, I think I'd rather have the John Bultens of the world occupied with Lost Horizons than with Ron Paul.

Tax protesting is a windmill-jousting dead end that no significant number of people will ever get behind, no matter how much effort the Bulten types put into it.

But one more crappy administration might be enough to give Ron Paul's vacuous proclamations and phony patriotism a real audience.

Ron Paul's fan base frightens me.
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Post by Bud Dickman »

Sorry for the hijack, Shawn Kranish is also back at makethestand.com.

This was his response when a member posted link to quatloos, http://www.quatloos.com/hereisthelaw.htm.

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I got tired of him and banned him. Hope no one minds.

I'm guessing he's a Quatloser, so I'll say this: Unless and until a chosen member of quatlosers agrees to debate David Champion, all of their members are banned and prohibited from this site. If any of them show up, I'll ban them too. Luckily I have an unlimited bag of bans just waiting to be opened again.
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Has Shaun told the Brown groupies yet that he cut a deal on his own criminal case?
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Unless and until a chosen member of quatlosers agrees to debate David Champion, all of their members are banned and prohibited from this site.
I think Judge Percy Anderson pulled the short straw and has to "debate" Mr Champion. I'm all atwitter wondering how it will turn out.
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Shaun Kranish wrote:
Unless and until a chosen member of quatlosers agrees to debate David Champion, all of their members are banned and prohibited from this site. If any of them show up, I'll ban them too.
To paraphrase film critic Rex Reed:

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grixit wrote:Are you saying that Ron Paul serves as a convenient chew toy to keep stupid puppies occupied so they don't roll in the garbage?
New sig line!
Are you saying that Ron Paul serves as a convenient chew toy to keep stupid puppies occupied so they don't roll in the garbage? -grixit
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Evil Squirrel Overlord wrote:
grixit wrote:Are you saying that Ron Paul serves as a convenient chew toy to keep stupid puppies occupied so they don't roll in the garbage?
New sig line!
It is time now for another episode in the adventures of.......

Ron ("Chew Toy") Paul and his Amazing Stupid Puppies!

Oh, wait, that show has been cancelled. At least for this season.

Although, the Stupid Puppies will try to go on, with their own "spin off" shows and ludicrous plots......
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Unless and until a chosen member of quatlosers agrees to debate David Champion, all of their members are banned and prohibited from this site. If any of them show up, I'll ban them too. Luckily I have an unlimited bag of bans just waiting to be opened again.
Are the lostheads so damned stupid that they think everyone uses the same username for every on-line presence they construct?