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[Demosthenes]

Tax evasion charges filed against Logan couple
Published: Wednesday, Aug. 27, 2008 10:32 a.m. MDT

A dental clinic operator in Logan and his wife have been charged with state income tax evasion, as well as identity theft.

A press release by the Utah State Tax Commission said Mark Andrew Johnson, 53, and his wife, Tally Marie Nelson Johnson, 50, of Paradise, were charged with second-degree felony tax evasion and third-degree felony counts of identity theft and failure to render proper tax returns.

The state alleges Mark Johnson operated a dental clinic in Logan for many years and he and his wife operated as independent contractors for a multi-level marketing distributor.

"They have intentionally and fraudulently used various names and Social Security numbers to conceal income," said Charlie Roberts, tax commission spokesman.

"The Johnsons owe more than $50,000 in state income tax and penalties."

Roberts added that the agency's criminal investigation shows that there has been a refusal to pay state income taxes since at least 1989.

[Mr. Mephistopheles]

You're 2 for 2 today. First a backcracker and now a toothscraper.

[Dezcad]

You're 2 for 2 today. First a backcracker and now a toothscraper.

All we need is an airplane pilot for the trifecta....

[Mr. Mephistopheles]

You're 2 for 2 today. First a backcracker and now a toothscraper.

All we need is an airplane pilot for the trifecta....

Done! (a former airlin pilot at least)

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[grixit]

Hmm. Maybe it's time for one of those 70's style tv shows in which the CIA forms covert field teams out of ordinary people with special expertise.

Coming to ABC this fall:


They're highly skilled and totally committed! They're in hock and on probation!

They're Sovereign Force, America's completely disposable strike team!

Joey "Microburst" Grenville. Flies by the seat of his pants-- when he remembers to wear them.

Adderly "Lumbar" Morlaine. Can realign anything-- except his brain.

and

Lydia "Flouride" Holden. She knows the drill, and that's nothing to spit at.

Thrill to their adventures each week as they attempt to earn back their freedom by foiling the plots of international criminals even dumberthan they are.

[The Observer]

They're Sovereign Force, America's completely disposable strike team!

I think "The A-hole Team" would have better name-recognition.