My email address has won 1M Euros in the Krasloten Lottery

[Judge Roy Bean]

Wow! My email is rich!

Reference number: 9873909/ES

Your email address has won 1,000,000:00 Euro (One Million Euros) in our Krasloten Lottery BV Email Online award.

Ticket number: 3356 ES.
Serial number: 6697/06
Reference number: 9873909/ES

Call for more information in receiving your winning prize in our program's office.
Contact: Mr. Peter Van Moore
Contact E-mail: petervanmoore@aim.com
Contact Telephone: +31-623-248-379

Yours in service
Mrs. Angela Van Poort

[Arthur Rubin]

Wow! My email is rich!

Reference number: 9873909/ES

Your email address has won 1,000,000:00 Euro (One Million Euros) in our Krasloten Lottery BV Email Online award.

Where is Kraslotia / The Kraslo Republic / ? Near Freedonia?

[Judge Roy Bean]

It's one of the Netherlands sources but you have to wonder if the collective intelligence of the world is so diminished that there are still people who can operate a mouse and keyboard who would fall for it.

[fortinbras]

Congratulations on your win.

Could you lend me a little of that money? For some reason, the Nigerian widow I was helping is a bit slow about paying me back.

[Judge Roy Bean]

Congratulations on your win.

Could you lend me a little of that money? For some reason, the Nigerian widow I was helping is a bit slow about paying me back.

Sure.

Just send me an affidavit of truth. Or better yet, a 'Notice of International Commercial Claim in Admiralty Administrative Remedy" and I'll get right on it.