Sov opens fire when store runs out of crawfish

Post by **Quixote** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:32 pm

Demosthenes wrote:Lobster = saltwater succulence
Crawfish = freshwater cockroaches

I never cared for crawdads. They taste like stagnant water smells. Lobster, on the other hand, is tasteless. When I was still eating meat, crab was my bug of choice. (It still is occasionally; I am a situational pescatarian.)

Post by **Demosthenes** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 3:12 pm

Judge Roy Bean wrote:
Demosthenes wrote:looks like something a shark puked.
Fresh-water sharks?

Land sharks!

Post by **Judge Roy Bean** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 3:31 pm

Demosthenes wrote:
Judge Roy Bean wrote:
Demosthenes wrote:looks like something a shark puked.
Fresh-water sharks?
Land sharks!

You mean "Loan Sharks?"

L-R: Countrywide’s Angelo Mozilo, Bear Stearns’ Jimmy Cayne, Lehman Brothers’ Dick Fuld, and Merrill Lynch’s John Thain

From: http://www.portfolio.com/executives/200 ... z1OE9GWeOh

Post by **Demosthenes** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:23 pm

Classic!

Post by **Prof** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:48 pm

This thread has clearly "jumped the shark."

Post by **Demosthenes** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:04 pm

Back to the story...

http://www.pnj.com/article/20110603/NEW ... CFRONTPAGE

Kelly, 42, is accused of speeding through Ensley, opening fire on a seafood restaurant and leading deputies on a car chase before crashing and being arrested. He's jailed under a $575,000 bond.

He is accused of calling the L&T Seafood Market on Pensacola Boulevard 11 times and becoming "incredibly irate" when an employee said the store didn't have crawfish. At one point, he got out of his truck and fired numerous shots at the storefront.

Kelly's truck had a homemade license plate when he was arrested.

Followers attempt to claim their sovereignty by filing a blizzard of specifically worded legal paperwork with various government agencies and courts. Kelly has filed numerous such documents.

Brandybuck · Post by **Brandybuck** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:24 pm

Demosthenes wrote:
Kelly's truck had a homemade license plate when he was arrested.

What in Hades? He can't be a Troo Sovrun, as Troo Sovruns don't need license plates.

fortinbras · Post by **fortinbras** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:14 pm

[Article removed]

This is the same article I linked to and quoted excerpts from earlier. Please don't post entire articles on Quatloos - we don't want any copyright issues. -- Demo.

Unidyne · Post by **Unidyne** » Sat Jun 04, 2011 8:15 pm

People like this remind me of an episode of "Barney Miller" where a woman reports on her husband going psycho after selling all their furniture and buying gold coins. Upon investigation (the woman invites the detectives into her apartment) the detectives later arrest on the man on an illegal firearms possession charge, explaining that he needs a permit to own a handgun.

His response (as he giggles maniacally):

"I don't need a permit! I've got GOLD!"

Nikki · Post by **Nikki** » Sat Jun 04, 2011 11:32 pm

Demosthenes would hava a totally different attitude (or at least a major conflict) towards crawfish if they came in little blue boxes with silver ribbons.

Quatloos!

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