OPPT (One Person's Public Trial) - Tucci-Jarraf

[ArthurWankspittle]

I'm thinking he would most benefit from some books on critical thinking and logic.

No I'm more going for "One day in the life of Ivan Denisovich".

[AnOwlCalledSage]

Can receive up to 5 magazines a month but must be BOP approved reading material

So I guess Shawshank Tunnelers Monthly is off the list?

[wserra]

MotorHome.

[Gregg]

MotorHome.

Somebody suggested that on Fogbow and I have to say I am very tempted, just for the randy hell of it.

[notorial dissent]

The Beanie needs some love.
https://i-uv.com/a-request-from-randy-rkb/

Randy is at FCI Elkton- he can receive letters and postcards, please see specifics below

Randall Keith Beane ID #52505-074
FCI ELKTON
FEDERAL CORRECTIONAL INSTITUTION
P.O. BOX 10
LISBON, OH 44432

When mailing, the sender must include their first and last name, address
He can receive books mailed directly from publisher.
Can receive up to 5 magazines a month but must be BOP approved reading material

I'm thinking he would most benefit from some books on critical thinking and logic. Most likely though, he's too far down the NUTJ rabbit hole. So to speak.

I think the Beane's problem with this would be having friends and family who can actually read and write. I kind of get the impression that wasn't a big thing, assuming he has any family or friends. I also think scaring up postage might be a bit of an issue as well.

What's happened to all the being and doing groupies? Have they completely forgotten him altogether now? [rhetorical] [/rhetorical]

[LaVidaRoja]

Maybe we could all just send him sympathy cards....

[Jeffrey]

Very tempted to write.

[Gregg]

Maybe we could all just send him sympathy cards....

Can we print postcards from VistaPrint with the US Marshal's listing where they sold the RV? Have they sold it yet, is there an ad?

[ArthurWankspittle]

MotorHome.

Somebody suggested that on Fogbow and I have to say I am very tempted, just for the randy hell of it.

Is there a trade book giving used RV prices he could be subscribed to?

[Jeffrey]

Appeal denied:

http://www.opn.ca6.uscourts.gov/opinion ... 51p-06.pdf

[Burnaby49]

On the evening of July 3, Beane gave the Harvey Dent idea a try. Logging onto his bank’s website, he followed the video’s instructions and entered the information it recommended. Account number? His own nine-digit Social Security number. Routing number? The Federal Reserve’s. Using these credentials, Beane made fraudulent payments—in full—on his personal loans, his credit card debt, and his car insurance. Elated, Beane took to Facebook to spread word that he had “just paid off all [his] debts with [his] trust account.” R. 165 at 182.

Easy as this was, Beane tried it again on July 5. This time, he bought Certificates of Deposit (CDs) with Federal Reserve funds. With Tucci-Jarraf providing moral support through video-conferencing software, Beane bought CD after CD. He didn’t stop until his computer’s mouse ran out of battery charge. Then he went to bed.

Beane got $31,000,000, apparently actually paid to him, by doing no more than typing a few numbers on his computer. I don't know that I'd even call that stealing. The government seems to, figuratively, leave the vault open to entice idiots in.

[Jeffrey]

I think we’ve beaten that horse to death in the thread. He didn’t get any money from the federal reserve. He attempted to buy $31 million worth of CDs, none of the purchases were successful.

[JohnPCapitalist]

Appeal denied:

http://www.opn.ca6.uscourts.gov/opinion ... 51p-06.pdf

I highly recommend reading the whole thing. Quite possibly the best legal writing I've ever read. Seriously.

[notorial dissent]

I agree, well written and clear. I will take exception on a couple of points, he/they did not actually defraud the gov't at any point, attempted yes since a fictitious Treasury account was the target, but actually no, since the routing and account information NEVER made it through the system to begin with and NO money ever left the Treasury. They did defraud the bank, USAA, who provisionally credited him/them with money it never actually received, basically a rubber check on a non-existent account, and then prematurely released it. Saying the trial "(t)he trial did not end well for either of them" is rather akin to saying the Titanic had an oopsie mid-Atlantic. At appeal they tried to use the "we're really really stupid and shouldn't have been allowed to defend ourselves" excuse and the court simply wasn't having any of it saying "they knowingly and intelligently made this choice and because self-lawyering does not require the individual to subscribe to conventional legal strategies or other orthodox behavior," slamming yet another door on an already abused set of feet. My one complaint would be that however eloquent the ruling it strays in to the realm of hyperbole, and sometimes over hyperbolizes to the detriment of the writing. I do most particularly like the slap down that comes from Heather's, or at least her appellate attorney, whining about her sentence enhancement for being a lawyer, that she had and used a "special skill" regardless of how ineptly or incompetently.

The appellate attorney(s) made a really good effort to make a satin velvet purse out of a sow's ear, alas, when all was said and done it was still auris porcinis better left to being simmered in soy sauce.

[Jeffrey]

It’s a weird writing style for sure.

[Resume]

It’s a weird writing style for sure.

It seemed a bit . . . casual.

[AnOwlCalledSage]

Appeal denied:

Are you telling me that the being and doing of her much heralded imminent release into the hands of her acolytes has been and done?

[NYGman]

Must run to i-uv and see how to correctly interpret this latest win.

[notorial dissent]

Appeal denied:

Are you telling me that the being and doing of her much heralded imminent release into the hands of her acolytes has been and done?

More like done and gone, like all opium dreams, burned up and out against the harsh light of reality.

I would expect that the Magic Sex BusTM Pat Pen RV is also just a passing dream now as well, or at least it should be.

[Pottapaug1938]

Must run to i-uv and see how to correctly interpret this latest win.

Nothing has changed (surprise, surprise):

https://i-uv.com/utilizing-your-treasur ... -accounts/