Republic for the united States (RuSA) Fruitcake Extravaganza

[Cathulhu]

...but I can't come up with a good R word.

Rat Bastards?

Rednecks?

Really?

Reality-challenged?

[Thule]

Ragamuffins?

[webhick]

"Representatives" (must include the quotation marks)

[grixit]

This message posted for the faithful by the "Acting Speaker of the House" of the RuSA:

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My best advice at this point would be if someone wants to draw you into such a discussion or debate, you may want to suggest to them that they present their evidence under pains and penalty of perjury to the proper jurisdiction. I'm pretty sure that Skype chat rooms and open emails don't qualify as proper jurisdiction. This should eliminate much of the confusion and inaccurate statements that are taking place.

I hope this helps to clear the record and causes us to consider our words carefully before we speak. God bless you all.

Respectfully;
John Mark Rockwell
Acting Speaker of the House of Representatives

Seriously? You know someone is going to write "Under threat, coercion and duress. Non Assumpsit. UCC 1 through 1000. Cum Digitas Crucatas" after that.

What happens then?

[LPC]

Why hasn't anyone come up with a good reverse acronym for RuSA along the lines of (from The Princess Bride) Rodents of Unusual Size.

I've been working on it and have come up with ________ of Unusual Stupidity, but I can't come up with a good R word.

You also need an A word. (But the choice is obvious.)

How about "Rookery of Unnaturally Stupid A__holes"

(For those who don't know, a "rookery" is a breeding colony of animals, usually birds.)

[Chados]

Boy, I see the Republic's as wack as ever, if not more so. Thanks for the updates, guys

[ArthurWankspittle]

...but I can't come up with a good R word.

Rat Bastards?

Rednecks?

Really?

Reality-challenged?

Is "Retards" going too far? The "Retarded united States of america", a group of intellectually challenged sovereign citizens running their own little country in their own little minds.

[Pottapaug1938]

Let's borrow the word "repository" from our old friend David the M, and go with "Repository of unusually Stupid Airheads".

[The Observer]

Let's borrow the word "repository" from our old friend David the M, and go with "Repository of unusually Stupid Airheads".

But putting "stupid" and "airhead" in the same sentence is redundant, is it not?

[JamesVincent]

Let's borrow the word "repository" from our old friend David the M, and go with "Repository of unusually Stupid Airheads".

But putting "stupid" and "airhead" in the same sentence is redundant, is it not?

Doesn't that make it a positive?

[AndyK]

Retrograde Uneducated Sovereignty Airheads

[notorial dissent]

I like that.

[Pottapaug1938]

Retrograde Uneducated Sovrun Airheads

Perhaps with this modification?

[fortinbras]

This announced today (Tuesday, April 9th):

Invitation to
"We the People" in Republic

The House of Representatives and Senate, in joint session welcome Acting President James Buchanan Geiger to address the People in Republic.

Please join the House of Representatives in the gallery for each session.

Tuesday Evenings
6pm Pac/7pm Mtn/8pm Cen/9pm East

Gallery Conference Number
712-432-0900
Access Code: 448229#

My experiences with this are that you tie up the family phone for two hours or so, listening to other people talk, and you never get to say or ask anything yourself.

[fortinbras]

RuSA 'Acting President' Geiger has issued an elegantly printed announcement condemning the Republic States of the Union (?), a distinctly different organization, for seducing RuSA members and office-holders ....

https://www.dropbox.com/s/nnd5ofp4jh8bx ... 112013.pdf

In the meantime, the weekly RuSA conference call included Gene Exum, a Florida buddy of Tim Turner, recounting how he testified at Turner's trial to the effect that the US govt was bankrupt; which I am sure helped Turner with the jury. Exum is not universally loved - some other RuSA members consider him a villain. It seems not all RuSA people are grieving that Turner is locked away and probably several are dreaming of their own palace coups.

[LPC]

The problem with a "fundamentalist" religion is that, once you dedicate yourself to to the purity of your fundamental beliefs, you open yourself up to the possibility that someone else is even more pure and more fundamental than you are, and so your schism with the mainstream is followed by a schism with your fundamentalism, which is followed by another schism with your fundamentalism, etc.

I think we can see the same problem with the "patriotism" and "constitutionalism" of the RuSA and other fruitcakes, because their declaration that they are the "true government" inspires another subgroup to declare that no, *they* are the "true government," and so forth.

[notorial dissent]

It still astounds me that they were ever able to get that many crazies to agree to pretty much the same craziness, although from current appearances, the agreement is rapidly dissolving. I've never known them to come any agreement other than that they, the ones in the room, are right, and everyone else is wrong. I'm still amazed they managed to find enough of them to even begin to make up their pretend congress, and fill a few offices. I'm equally certain that there are more than a few factions, quite convinced that the rest of them are heretics, and just waiting their chance to prove it. As the internecine bickering and infighting begins to escalate it should get really entertaining.

[Gregg]

The problem with a "fundamentalist" religion is that, once you dedicate yourself to to the purity of your fundamental beliefs, you open yourself up to the possibility that someone else is even more pure and more fundamental than you are, and so your schism with the mainstream is followed by a schism with your fundamentalism, which is followed by another schism with your fundamentalism, etc.

I think we can see the same problem with the "patriotism" and "constitutionalism" of the RuSA and other fruitcakes, because their declaration that they are the "true government" inspires another subgroup to declare that no, *they* are the "true government," and so forth.

No matter, it always seems to end up with a guy in a rubber room wearing underwear on his head and proclaiming himself to be Napoleon.

[grixit]

Yup, it's the Judean People's Liberation Front all over again.

[Chados]

Just a minute.

Is Acting Prez. Geiger calling it the Republic for the "United" States, instead of "united" States now? What would Mr. Tim think of that? Doesn't that have some sort of completely whacko meaning, whether you capitalize "United" in "United States"? I'm sure I read that in the Hon. Tim's writings, or Nathan Joel might have said it in one of his videos.

And E.E.E., the infamous Eugene Emory Exum, or Emory Eugene Exum, depending on how he's signing it this week, the Alleged Chief Justice in Chief of the R/republic of/for Florida, is now in the national picture? The R/republic better hide the silverware. I'm just saying.