Will the real Famspear please stand up.

[Dezcad]

I am Famspear's Complete Lack of Surprise.

Being a huge Chuck fan, this is absolutely brilliant!!

[Famspear]

I think we're all Famspears on this board.

We are.......

Waiting for the Famspear or someone like him.

How can you be two Famspears at once when you're not anywhere at all?

Everything you know about Famspear is wrong......

Don't crush that Famspear; hand me the tax code.

[webhick]

I am Famspear's Complete Lack of Surprise.

Being a huge Chuck fan, this is absolutely brilliant!!

I was going for Fight Club, but Chuck works too.

[Pottapaug1938]

I think we're all Famspears on this board.

We are.......

Waiting for the Famspear or someone like him.

How can you be two Famspears at once when you're not anywhere at all?

Everything you know about Famspear is wrong......

Don't crush that Famspear; hand me the tax code.

Famspear for President -- Not Insane!

[Dezcad]

I am Famspear's Complete Lack of Surprise.

Being a huge Chuck fan, this is absolutely brilliant!!

I was going for Fight Club, but Chuck works too.

So was I, as in Chuck Palahniuk, author of Fight Club.

[Olsenfin]

But I remember, when the fight was done,
When I was dry with rage and extreme toil,
Breathless and faint, leaning upon my sword,
Came there a certain lord, neat and trimly dressed,
Fresh as a bridegroom, and his chin new reaped
Showed like a stubble land at harvest home.
He was perfumèd like a milliner,
And twixt his finger and his thumb he held
A pouncet box, which ever and anon
He gave his nose, and took't away again;
Who therewith angry, when it next came there,
Took it in snuff; and still he smiled and talked;
Famspear it was,
And telling me the sovereignest thing on earth
Was parmacity for an inward bruise,

[Randall]

I knew Famspear.
Famspear was a friend of mine.
You are no Famspear.

[The Observer]

My name is Famspear.

You stole my identity.

Prepare to be limericked to death.

[Famspear]

My name is Famspear.

You stole my identity.

Prepare to be limericked to death.

Ah, but I am he
as you are he
as you are me
and we are all together....

[AndyK]

My name is Famspear.

You stole my identity.

Prepare to be limericked to death.

With a left-handed pen. 10Q to the first one who gets the two references.

[obadiah]

But I know something you do not know. I am not left-handed.

[Cathulhu]

Have fun storming the castle, boys!

[AndyK]

But I know something you do not know. I am not left-handed.

But you are partly dead.

[obadiah]

But I know something you do not know. I am not left-handed.

But you are partly dead.

No, "Only mostly dead"

[Pottapaug1938]

Over on Planet Merrill, Johnny Cash is crowing about the success of his latest CtC-educated return:

http://ctcwarrior.com/1040_Success.pdf

I'm impressed. He has just over $2200 in income, and thinks that CtC is the source of his latest "victory".

Picking up bottles and cashing them in must provide some good off-the-tax-radar income, I guess....

[Gregg]

Johny Cash is Harvester, and claims he makes near 6 figures in 1099 income which he doesn't report. But who makes $80k +/- off the books and has a W2 job with $2100 income?

I'm still not convinced he's not teenager who works at Wendy's, and the W2 I think supports that, as well as his having a paper check mailed to him, does he not have a bank account to have it direct deposited to?

[Gregg]

That is a PAYROLL check he posted, and one from Paychex, a service that caters to small business, especially restaurants. Drawn on a local BofA (he doesn't know what part of which numbers to black out, either), so nope, I'm still betting a coffee and doughnut on him having a professional relationship with deep fryers.

[notorial dissent]

Would be nice to know which one just to avoid for health reasons. If he is as good at his job as he is everything else, he is a health menace.

[Famspear]

Would be nice to know which one just to avoid for health reasons. If he is as good at his job as he is everything else, he is a health menace.

[webhick]

W2 job with $2100 income?

$2047.35. Harvester appears to be unable to understand that blocking out one digit in the wages will not prevent anyone with basic math skills and rudimentary payroll knowledge from figuring out how much in wages he actually made... And for anyone keeping score, it amounts to $1,813.34 take home.

I'm still not convinced he's not teenager who works at Wendy's, and the W2 I think supports that, as well as his having a paper check mailed to him, does he not have a bank account to have it direct deposited to?

Employers have to pay extra for that direct deposit service, so it's possible that paper checks are the only option. I'm also not sure who handles the payroll for these large fast food chains, but I imagine it would run through the corporate office. The date on the check could indicate that it was seasonal work. The low wage would support that. Or it could be that he has a hard time holding down a job for more than a few months.