The Legal Stylings of Skankbeat II

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So, who knew Pete's biggest fans were cross dressers?
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Oh, that's just so sick and wrong on so many levels.
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notorial dissent wrote:Oh, that's just so sick and wrong on so many levels.
Don't worry. If it's anything like the original album cover, it's actually mashed potatoes.
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LPC wrote:
notorial dissent wrote:Oh, that's just so sick and wrong on so many levels.
Don't worry. If it's anything like the original album cover, it's actually mashed potatoes.
I wonder how many of us here know what the original album was.

I wonder how many of us here are old enough to remember seeing it in stores when it first came out.

:)

EDIT: Disc jockey trivia..... The original album hit the Billboard Top 40 pop album chart on June 12, 1965, was on the chart for 141 weeks, and was number one for eight weeks. I was a teenager at that time.
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Famspear wrote:EDIT: Disc jockey trivia..... The original album hit the Billboard Top 40 pop album chart on June 12, 1965, was on the chart for 141 weeks, and was number one for eight weeks. I was a teenager at that time.
God help me, so was I.

And another piece of trivia: The "Lonely Bull" as recorded by "Herb Albert and the Tijuana Brass" is note-for-note, intonation for intonation, and inflection for inflection, identical to the "Lonely Bull" recorded by "The Ventures." "Herb Albert and the Tijuana Brass" admits to being a studio band, but "The Ventures" does not.

One is more in denial than the other.
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"Sour Cream" is just one of the parodies of "Whipped Cream", i know of one other but its name escapes me at the moment. I think it was "Cheese Dip" or something similar.

I never knew that TJB was a studio band. I just sort of assumed they played clubs and open air events. But then i was 1) a little young to be considering that kind of thing and 2) more interested in mainstream rock, anyway.

But if the Ventures denied being a studio band while being one, that's a plain lie, not an attempt to redefine their studio as a "Sovereign Original Pre-14th Amendment Surfside Outdoor Performance Arena as Recognized under the Law of Nations".
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Wasn't what I was referring to, but oh well, ewwwwwww!!!!!
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LPC wrote:
Famspear wrote:EDIT: Disc jockey trivia..... The original album hit the Billboard Top 40 pop album chart on June 12, 1965, was on the chart for 141 weeks, and was number one for eight weeks. I was a teenager at that time.
God help me, so was I.
wow, my mother was still a teenager then. You guys are old. :D
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Imalawman wrote:
LPC wrote:
Famspear wrote:EDIT: Disc jockey trivia..... The original album hit the Billboard Top 40 pop album chart on June 12, 1965, was on the chart for 141 weeks, and was number one for eight weeks. I was a teenager at that time.
God help me, so was I.
wow, my mother was still a teenager then. You guys are old. :D
Yes, and it all happened so fast!
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Imalawman wrote:You guys are old.
"Experienced." "Seasoned." "Veteran." There are plenty of more accurate ways to put that.
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Like "ancient"?
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Chronologically advanced.

Mature. Very mature. Perhaps overly mature.
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You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
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LPC wrote:Chronologically advanced.

Mature. Very mature. Perhaps overly mature.
Jurrassic? :Axe:
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Imalawman wrote:
LPC wrote:
Famspear wrote:EDIT: Disc jockey trivia..... The original album hit the Billboard Top 40 pop album chart on June 12, 1965, was on the chart for 141 weeks, and was number one for eight weeks. I was a teenager at that time.
God help me, so was I.
wow, my mother was still a teenager then. You guys are old. :D
I bought my copy a few years later, but I'm pretty sure I still have it.
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I wonder how many of us here are old enough to remember seeing it in stores when it first came out.
I wasn't quite a teenager yet-- I was 11-- but I certainly remember seeing that album cover in "Harnick's Happy House," a record store on Avenue J in Brooklyn, NY.
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Dr. Caligari wrote:I wasn't quite a teenager yet-- I was 11-- but I certainly remember seeing that album cover in "Harnick's Happy House," a record store on Avenue J in Brooklyn, NY.
I was 13. Alexander's, Fordham Road and the Grand Concourse, Bronx. What I remember about Brooklyn in those days was riding the front car of the D train to Coney Island, and seeing the top of the Cyclone.
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Other stuff from June of 1965.......

What were some of the top forty songs popular around that time (in no particular order)??

Weelllll......

Bob Dylan, Subterranean Homesick Blues

The Four Tops, I Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch)

The Yardbirds, For Your Love

The Byrds, Mr. Tambourine Man

Donovan, Catch the Wind

The Rolling Stones, Satisfaction

Elvis Presley, Crying in the Chapel

The Beatles, Ticket to Ride

and..... for what it's worth.....

Sam the Sham & the Pharoahs, Wooly Bully

All these were on the Top 40 chart in the late spring of 1965. For me, it was a good time to be young.....
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