Ok, time for a new discovery for the troofers

[grixit]

Now that Barack Obama is gone, carping about his birth certificate won't help anything anymore. Time to examine Donald Trump's birth. And guess what a team of forensic experts (who won't be named for their own safety) discovered? The supposed birth certificate that he relies on is a fake! It turns out that Donald Trump was actually born on his father's yacht, which was registered in Liberia! But that's not all-- the liberian registry was just a front. There was a special code embedded in it that indicated that it was actually the property of Vatican City, world capital of the Illuminati!

So there we have it-- proof positive. Because when the president is fake, then you don't have to pay taxes, pay your mortgage, insure your car, wear pants, or wait for the Walk sign.

Everyone go enjoy your freedom now!