In which our hero, Edward E. Slingsby of Illinois, argues that Form W-2 is invalid because, well, I'll just let the opinion continue the tale:
Footnote references removed by me. The opinion barely made it to the fifth page (including footnotes)Before this Court, Slingsby continues to argue that the
Forms W-2 were invalid. Slingsby reasons that the companies that
issued the Forms W-2 were not required to do so because they are
“private enterprises incorporated under the laws of the several
states party to the U.S. Constitution”. The idea that private
enterprises are exempt from wage reporting is based upon
Slingsby’s misconstruction of sections 6051(a), 3401(d),
7701(a)(26), and 3121(e) and (h). For example, section
7701(a)(26) provides: “The term ‘trade or business’ includes the
performance of the functions of a public office.” Slingsby
argues that this provision means that a “trade or business” includes only a public office. This argument is baseless.
Slingsby’s other arguments regarding these Code provisions make
so little sense that we find it difficult even to explain them.
We agree with the Appeals Office that Slingsby’s arguments are
frivolous.