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:snicker: Is this serious or a piss take like PoE's SPIT & SWALLOW transactions?
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It reads like a joke but if you check out their website carefully, the deal is you go to the DVLA and Land Registry & assign your "conveyance & abode" over to them which they will then licence back to you in perpetuity for non commercial use. Or something. Then they bang on about all your assets being in trust & protected from the government, corporations or whatever while they take on all your liabilities, ie you don't pay tax!! I'm sure it makes perfect sense if your brain is mostly mush.

www.universallawcommunitytrust.com/contact

I wonder how many muppets fall for this. Then again you don't need many. Seriously, would anyone assign their vehicles and home to this "trust"? Probably.
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YiamCross wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:49 pm It reads like a joke but if you check out their website carefully, the deal is you go to the DVLA and Land Registry & assign your "conveyance & abode" over to them which they will then licence back to you in perpetuity for non commercial use. Or something. Then they bang on about all your assets being in trust & protected from the government, corporations or whatever while they take on all your liabilities, ie you don't pay tax!! I'm sure it makes perfect sense if your brain is mostly mush.

www.universallawcommunitytrust.com/contact

I wonder how many muppets fall for this. Then again you don't need many. Seriously, would anyone assign their vehicles and home to this "trust"? Probably.
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Well EMOVEN means Energy and Matter Moving and a lot of other gibberish according to their website.

https://www.universallawcommunitytrust.com/about

Sounds similar to Peter of England's all conquering "Re".
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Is it what you do when you want to embiggen your knowledge of an area?
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MiddlesexFinn wrote: Thu Nov 21, 2019 8:47 pm What exactly does ”right to EMOVEN” mean?
It sounds like a laxative. "When you get that bloated feeling, try EMOVEN, for fast, effective, relief".
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Tevildo wrote: Thu Nov 21, 2019 10:38 pm
MiddlesexFinn wrote: Thu Nov 21, 2019 8:47 pm What exactly does ”right to EMOVEN” mean?
It sounds like a laxative. "When you get that bloated feeling, try EMOVEN, for fast, effective, relief".


It's illuminati code which has to be read upside down, right to left.






I'm really, really hoping at least one of you spun your laptop over. :D
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slowsmile wrote: Thu Nov 21, 2019 9:44 pm Well EMOVEN means Energy and Matter Moving and a lot of other gibberish according to their website.

https://www.universallawcommunitytrust.com/about

Sounds similar to Peter of England's all conquering "Re".
Apparently it's got something to do with the Roman Catholic Church. Being a Catholic, I was unaware that we controlled the world and owned all the assets in it, whilst keeping people as debt slaves. I'll have to bring this up with my priest after church :sarcasmon:
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MiddlesexFinn wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2019 8:59 am Apparently it's got something to do with the Roman Catholic Church. Being a Catholic, I was unaware that we controlled the world and owned all the assets in it, whilst keeping people as debt slaves. I'll have to bring this up with my priest after church :sarcasmon:

I thought that was the Jews.

This being woke lark is more complicated than I was expecting :-D
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MiddlesexFinn wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2019 8:59 am
slowsmile wrote: Thu Nov 21, 2019 9:44 pm Well EMOVEN means Energy and Matter Moving and a lot of other gibberish according to their website.

https://www.universallawcommunitytrust.com/about

Sounds similar to Peter of England's all conquering "Re".
Apparently it's got something to do with the Roman Catholic Church. Being a Catholic, I was unaware that we controlled the world and owned all the assets in it, whilst keeping people as debt slaves. I'll have to bring this up with my priest after church :sarcasmon:
To be fair, having visited the Vatican, the Catholic Church does have some incredibly priceless assets locked away.

However, there not much good to the purchasing power of the church if they’re sat gathering dust in the archives :snooty:
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MiddlesexFinn wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2019 8:59 am
slowsmile wrote: Thu Nov 21, 2019 9:44 pm Well EMOVEN means Energy and Matter Moving and a lot of other gibberish according to their website.

https://www.universallawcommunitytrust.com/about

Sounds similar to Peter of England's all conquering "Re".
Apparently it's got something to do with the Roman Catholic Church. Being a Catholic, I was unaware that we controlled the world and owned all the assets in it, whilst keeping people as debt slaves. I'll have to bring this up with my priest after church :sarcasmon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fk6OA7bc_I
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MF, I'm Catholic and I was surprised to find so many loony things on the internet to the effect that Catholics worship the evil one and have baby blood mixed up in the host for Communion. I wonder where those ideas come from. I heard something once (on a not-nutty video) that in the early days of the Church non-Christians may have taken the idea of transubstantiation as an indication that Christians literally ate human flesh so I don't know if the idea comes from then.

So far I've concentrated on the United Kingdom part of this site and subject matter. I see Burnaby and Gregg at least are from t'other side of the Atlantic Ocean (to me). I have sometimes watched Virgo Triad's videos and listened to the podcast theparanoidstrain.com (more about debunking conspiracy theories than debunking scams but there does seem to be a cross-over).

What strange notions some people have.
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CrankyBoomer wrote: Mon Nov 25, 2019 10:17 am MF, I'm Catholic...
Ah... The Church of Satan led by the Antichrist!!!!* :mrgreen: :snicker:


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CrankyBoomer wrote: Mon Nov 25, 2019 10:17 am MF, I'm Catholic and I was surprised to find so many loony things on the internet to the effect that Catholics worship the evil one and have baby blood mixed up in the host for Communion. I wonder where those ideas come from. I heard something once (on a not-nutty video) that in the early days of the Church non-Christians may have taken the idea of transubstantiation as an indication that Christians literally ate human flesh so I don't know if the idea comes from then.

So far I've concentrated on the United Kingdom part of this site and subject matter. I see Burnaby and Gregg at least are from t'other side of the Atlantic Ocean (to me). I have sometimes watched Virgo Triad's videos and listened to the podcast theparanoidstrain.com (more about debunking conspiracy theories than debunking scams but there does seem to be a cross-over).

What strange notions some people have.
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Gregg, I actually follow that dictum in real life - keeping off religion and politics as far as possible - though I don't think anything I posted would have come across as trying to convert anyone....I was just saying what my personal allegiances were. In real life many of my friends and acquaintances are agnostic or atheist but I will of course do my very best henceforth to adhere to the guidance/rules that help the site to function smoothly. (I don't like to say I definitely will because I'm human and can make errors). I'm not 100% sure what you found offensive. I have recently (well today) discovered that I can edit posts so I am willing to go back and excise any part of the post that was deemed offensive though I'm not sure what I did wrong.

(I tried to spell 'atheist' the British way and autocorrect changed it to 'athirst but fortunately I noticed before posting).
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By the way I have nothing to do with the podcast I mentioned. I thought about it because they did one episode where they discussed (among other things) :David :Wynne :Miller.
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I suspect what counts as in any way contentious in the fields of religion and politics is vastly different to your average American and your average British person.

Calling the likes of Tommy Ten-Names Robinson a neo-Nazi moron or laughing at the deranged antics of Steven "wifebeater" Green (whatever happened to him?) and his "Christian Voice" is unlikely to raise the slightest hackle in the UK forum but the same thing in the colonies' forums about the US equivalent? Possibly not but it would be way nearer the line.
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longdog wrote: Thu Nov 28, 2019 7:09 pm I suspect what counts as in any way contentious in the fields of religion and politics is vastly different to your average American and your average British person.
True. Whereas your average Brit is happy that we rid our country of religious bigots on the Mayflower, the USA has to celebrate it as a founding myth 😅
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AnOwlCalledSage wrote: Thu Nov 28, 2019 11:43 pm True. Whereas your average Brit is happy that we rid our country of religious bigots on the Mayflower, the USA has to celebrate it as a founding myth 😅
Oh I don't know... We can still grow our own insane, bigoted religious maniacs when we put our mind to it. These days we don't just restrict ourselves to bible-bashing lunatics. We have a highly commendable and egalitarian selection of lunatics more than happy to bash a wide range of "holy" books. :snicker:
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SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?