Baron David Ward

[SteveUK]

Noel is winning so much, he is fighting eviction.

Well I never!


Good going douche-

https://youtu.be/0ECbHJhqn6M

He's not fighting eviction Jim . He's fighting the NWO, those corrupt judges , the fake warrants , the imaginary loans and of course , the police /stasi.

Get with the program man!

[JimUk1]

Noel is winning so much, he is fighting eviction.

Well I never!


Good going douche-

https://youtu.be/0ECbHJhqn6M

He's not fighting eviction Jim . He's fighting the NWO, those corrupt judges , the fake warrants , the imaginary loans and of course , the police /stasi.

Get with the program man!

Yeah sorry.

Completely forgot these people are fighting the NWO that so far has given them:

Health care, education, access to multiple countries with a passport, infrastructure, safe towns and cities, career prospects, financial security, cheap energy, free press, access to impartial justice, properties, clean water, food......

How terribly repulsive the 'NWO' ask you to pay some debts,

[notorial dissent]

So in Noel Kennedy we have someone even more clueless and out of touch with reality than Baron Boring, and who thinks he is actually not a babbling idiot. Amazing!!!! And almost literate too.

[exiledscouser]

Noel the Sponger wrote;
I have given up working on PAYE to avoid TAXATION, NEVER paid a penny in CT, BAILIFF fees, WATER, ELECTRIC or TV Licence. I have claimed back INSURANCE through direct debit refunds. I still have some way to go. But it seems to me that you ALL have yet to begin.

This paragraph sums up what's wrong with the whole Footle outlook, he's not alone in these views and it grinds my gears.

When the lights go out and the gas stops heating his house, when he has to collect rainwater to drink and bathe, when the sewers back up with filth and disease, when the state can no longer educate his kids, give them free school meals and stops his raft of state benefits because there's no taxation coming in to fund it all, when his bins don't get emptied, the streets are in darkness, the roads are a shambles, there's no police to call on if another selfish bastard breaks in to pinch your stuff, and anyway the phones don't work because other selfish twats haven't paid and expect that for free too, when his house burns down because there isn't a fire service, when the hospital closes and GP services cease, when he discovers that cannabis products aren't quite the panacea he was sold, when there's no consequential mental health safety net to treat the (already evident) paranoia and sociopathic illnesses, when he's old and alone (assuming he lives that long) and his bus pass is useless as public transport including trains will no longer run, what with all the rife selfish fare dodgers who won't pay, when there's nowt in the shop because everything has been shoplifted by yet more selfish something for nothing merchants and anyway, it should all be free so why should he pay?

Then Noel and his fellow travellers will surely be wallowing in their own dystopian paradise.

Pay for nowt, expect everything for free, contribute nothing and fund your lifestyle by criminal activity including DD fraud. Now it seems he's practicing all of his freeloading techniques on his private landlord and - shock horror - the landlord is evicting him! The man is an arsehole.

Rant over - for now.

[TheNewSaint]

I'm not worried about Baron David Ward attracting any supporters. He'll alienate them all soon enough by addressing them along these lines:

M8 fucking STOP. You are going to hurt yourself picking up the pen to sign the mess of words you put on Paper because you simply dont have a snap of a clue what you are doing. You are trying to build a Jet Engin with Hydrogen fuel Rocket fuel and you are going to blow yourself up. If you have to ask these qiestions you need locking up in a padded cell. Just Stop. Pay the fuckers. You are screwed.Dont fucking Do it and I cant help you. You havent read one single file or have a clue what you are doing. What Can I say. You are Daingerious.

Tom Crawford had a talent for rallying supporters. He was good at playing the victim, concealing the truth, explaining his struggle in a way other people could get behind, and had a certain amount of media savvy. Baron David Ward (and for that matter, Rekha Patel) have none of these skills.

[SteveUK]

He's been at it again. Undeterred by his recent failure at the CAB, its Lien o'clock!


https://www.dropbox.com/s/9kh4rpkugp3dn ... 1.pdf?dl=0

[letissier14]

He is laughable

[exiledscouser]

He's been at it again. Undeterred by his recent failure at the CAB, its Lien o'clock!


https://www.dropbox.com/s/9kh4rpkugp3dn ... 1.pdf?dl=0

Eleventy one pages of pure Footle porn. He's demanding £60m in loose change.

I love this bit;

If you then elect to not resolve this default notice then we will take further legal action by raising a surety on the debt by way of a security by way of a lien against the estate of ASELLE DJUMABAEVA-WOOD and the future earnings of yourself and by way of the sins of the farther your decedents to the seventh generation were there may be an attachment of earnings and the pension of your grand children’s grand children.

That's a bit harsh! Who's yer 'farther'. And nonsense of course - as any fool would know, our victim is female, it should be the sins of the 'morther'. A mere detail I'm sure.

But if you read on you come to this somewhat contradictory bit;

The Baron wrote
It is not our intent to place you ASELLE DJUMABAEVA-WOOD in a state of distress or cause any distress loss or harm by this legal action.

Oh, a change of heart? A softening of his usual iron resolve?

Far from it.

The Baron continued
Let us face the facts. See Exhibit (F) in the affidavit. There is no such thing as Money. The Bank of England note is based upon confidence and Belief where belief is a concept in the abstract which is of no material substance.

So if there is no such thing as money and it is of no material substance why pursue the unfortunate Ms. Wood for all that worthless abstract concept?

Anyway, where will he keep all this dosh, if it ever materialises? Why, his current account of course.

I have had an extensive conversation with my Bank Manager. This conversation was very fruitful. It was agreed and is true to note that a lien is an asset, and is a security and also a commercial instrument. My enquiry was to distinguish if I needed a special portfolio account for the deposit of these commercial instruments. The response was that I could deposit these commercial instruments in any account such as a current.

I foresee someone in West Africa receiving an unwelcome email in the near future;

Greetings!

I am Chief Baron Ward of the House of Ward.

I have need of your bank account in order to transact with extreme discretion.

I need to move £60,000,000 (sixty million British Pounds) from my account to yours just for a short while.

You will be well rewarded for your kindly assistance in this modality.

Please send me your details, specimen signature and a small interim payment of £500 so I can bribe smooth over bank officials into releasing these funds.

Soon God willing we will both be rich my friend.

Assuring you with integrity of my eternal trustworthiness.

Perhaps I'm being unkind but when I hear someone chasing multi-millions (in any currency) three numbers spring into my head - 4 1 9.

Anyway, a toast to The Baron. A "Lien, Mean Litigatin' machine"

Top entertainment after a shit week.

[SteveUK]

We all need, somebody, to lien on ....as the song goes

[longdog]

If you then elect to not resolve this default notice then we will take further legal action by raising a surety on the debt by way of a security by way of a lien against the estate of ASELLE DJUMABAEVA-WOOD and the future earnings of yourself and by way of the sins of the farther your decedents to the seventh generation were there may be an attachment of earnings and the pension of your grand children’s grand children.

Assuming that Baron Trampbeard was born and raised in the UK how can he possibly believe such arrant nonsense has any legal basis whatsoever? You would have to go around with your eyes shut and your ears plugged with concrete all your life not to know that English law would have nothing to do with such patently ridiculous bullshit.

It's quite laughable that these lunatics, who claim to be fighting for truth, justice and the Magna Carta way, would think that a 'sins of the father' debt was anything but completely morally reprehensible.

'Kin idiots.

[Chaos]

It was agreed and is true to note that a lien is an asset

so is there a UK equivalent on income tax over there? would kinda suck not actually getting anything from that 'lien' but having to pay the tax on the 'asset' anyway.

[noblepa]

It was agreed and is true to note that a lien is an asset

so is there a UK equivalent on income tax over there? would kinda suck not actually getting anything from that 'lien' but having to pay the tax on the 'asset' anyway.

First of all, I think that we all here know that a lien is NOT an asset. The underlying debt, for which the creditor files the lien, is the asset, which exists whether or not there is a lien. The lien is merely a legal way of preventing a debtor from transferring an asset that might be used to satisfy that debt.

Secondly, an income tax is a tax on INCOME, not on assets. At least that's the way it works in the US. I assume it is the same in the UK.

Property taxes are taxes on assets, usually real property. Again, a lien does not fall in this category, either.

[longdog]

It was agreed and is true to note that a lien is an asset

so is there a UK equivalent on income tax over there? would kinda suck not actually getting anything from that 'lien' but having to pay the tax on the 'asset' anyway.

First of all, I think that we all here know that a lien is NOT an asset. The underlying debt, for which the creditor files the lien, is the asset, which exists whether or not there is a lien. The lien is merely a legal way of preventing a debtor from transferring an asset that might be used to satisfy that debt.

Secondly, an income tax is a tax on INCOME, not on assets. At least that's the way it works in the US. I assume it is the same in the UK.

Property taxes are taxes on assets, usually real property. Again, a lien does not fall in this category, either.

I'm not 100% certain on this but I'm reasonably certain that Barron Trampbeard's 'liens' do not actually satisfy the legal definition of a lien in the first place under British law. As I understand it a lien in UK law is either the retention of goods already in the possession of the creditor (such as a repaired car being held at a garage pending payment for instance) or a lien over land which is effectively a charge on the property requiring a court order. The Baron's 'liens' don't fall into either category and are simply a misapplication of US law to the UK.

[Chaos]

My question was to throw out the idea to the baron vonbuttsniff he would have to pay a tax on his self proclaimed imaginary asset. then we can watch him wiggle around that one. perhaps I misunderstood his post.

[Dr. Caligari]

and are simply a misapplication of US law to the UK.

...actually, they are a misapplication of a Freeman-misapplication of U.S. law to the UK.

US law does recognize a broader category of "lien" than the UK, but "Baron" Wards nonsense wouldn't be a valid lien anywhere in the US. In fact, in some states, it would be a crime.

[NYGman]

Although, I am not sure if UK Banks have any reporting requirements, with respect to account balances. Thing is, if you created One Million Pounds, how did you get it? was it a loan, was it income? If all that money showed up in an account, without any income being reported, and tax paid, that might raise questions.

Again, this would all depend on what information Banks report to the tax man.

I will add, I believe US BAnks would question the source of funds as well, that would be an interesting conversation here.

[longdog]

If all that money showed up in an account, without any income being reported, and tax paid, that might raise questions.

That's a valid point and the bank would almost certainly ask questions and report any suspicion of nefarious goings on to the authorities but Trampbeard's assertion that he could deposit his 'lien' in his bank account is nothing more than a fantasy.

What does he think they are going to do with it? The whole idea that you can unilaterally ascribe value to bits of paper and deposit them is the same idiotic nonsense behind A4V, promissory notes made out to yourself and the WeRe Bank and we all know how wonderfully successful those theories have been.

[Hercule Parrot]

He's been at it again. Undeterred by his recent failure at the CAB, its Lien o'clock!
https://www.dropbox.com/s/9kh4rpkugp3dn ... 1.pdf?dl=0

Eleventy one pages of pure Footle porn. He's demanding £60m in loose change.

An extraordinary jumble of demented rambling. Most of it is familiar from his previous missives, I wonder if he just adds fresh pages to the front each time he has the urge to send out a new round of drooling?

One interesting point, commencing on p60 of 111 (but numbered p14 of 65) - I suspect the parking ticket from Warrington Council was the genesis of Baron TrampBeard's adventures. The pompous, hectoring style is there, but at that time (2013) he refers to himself as merely "Mr David Ward".

He appealed the parking ticket to the Traffic Penalty Tribunal (which is barely a judicial body at all, having about 5% of the powers of a provincial magistrates court). Warrington Council said they couldn't spare any staff to represent them at the hearing, and they would instead write the ticket off (p69 of 111).

Baron Von TrampBeard couldn't believe that his FMOTL gibberish had actually worked, and declared on the following page that the cancellation of the parking ticket was a "case authority" with "huge ramifications". To his fevered mind, it clearly proved that no statute was enforceable unless every single one of the UK's 63.5 million residents had personally signed their approval to it, in wet ink.

[Chaos]

Although, I am not sure if UK Banks have any reporting requirements, with respect to account balances.

I would say not with the amount of ponzis I see UK people in as well as the UK scammers like simon septic stepsys claiming they are raking in millions and yet nothing is done about them.

[SoLongCeylon]

I like the way he lists his qualifications on the bottom of each page although I would have thought that being a Baron and Attorney General he wouldn't need to show off too much more. However, he is obviously proud of his achievements from when he was 16 as he lists the following: My attempt to translate the qualifications are in RED


C&G. City and Guilds ( usually a basic technical apprenticeship taken when you leave school at 16 )
AC&G. Advanaced City and Guilds
ONC Ordinary National Certificate
HNC. Higher National Certificate
MC Don't know. Military Cross????? ( Probably something to do with Mircosoft though )
P. MCP+i. Microsoft Certified Professional
MCSE. Microsoft Certified Solutions Expert
RBA. Dont know
Para Legal Was he in the Army jumping out of planes with Albert Berry?
Attorney at Law.
No Assured Value. very true ......apart from the entertainment value Davy boy.

Doesn't really add up to a row of beans although to his credit it does show in his early adult life he did carry on with some further education. He may well have had a reasonable working life career and lifestyle but as he approached late mid life he lost his way in the World and has now got angry with the system. Actually quite a sad and wasteful way to end up.