Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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John Uskglass wrote: Thu Feb 22, 2024 8:38 pm Isn't Ceylon the off camera voice?
I didn't watch long enough to establish that.
Looks like he's on every possible platform.
Struggling to get over 100 views on his content on ourtube.
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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John Uskglass wrote: Thu Feb 22, 2024 8:38 pm Isn't Ceylon the off camera voice?

I suspect he's in the YouTube sin bin. His OurTube channel is still operating. Last post yesterday.

https://ourtube.co.uk/channel/Ceylon
I think the blurred picture and altered voice is Haining. The background certainly looks like the one he used to use. The off-camera voice could be his dopey mate who used to go by the name 'KingAbdullahKey', with a similarly altered voice. It sounds like his phrasing.
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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Normal Wisdom wrote: Fri Feb 23, 2024 8:47 am 'KingAbdullahKey'
Would that be Kak, of the Kak and Mak show?
The bald bloke in the car?
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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hucknallred wrote: Fri Feb 23, 2024 5:38 pm
Normal Wisdom wrote: Fri Feb 23, 2024 8:47 am 'KingAbdullahKey'
Would that be Kak, of the Kak and Mak show?
The bald bloke in the car?
That's him!
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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After skimming it looks like he says he had a melonoma, 3 months to live, but cured himself with cannabis oil rubbed into his skin.
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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After skimming it looks like he says he had a melonoma, 3 months to live, but cured himself with cannabis oil rubbed into his skin.
I admit to being slow off the mark, I couldn't figure out why he was attempting to conceal his identity, but it is presumably because he's in breach of the Cancer Act 1939.

https://news.cancerresearchuk.org/2016/ ... ancer-act/
1) No person shall take any part in the publication of any advertisement—

(a) containing an offer to treat any person for cancer, or to prescribe any remedy therefor, or to give any advice in connection with the treatment thereof
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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hucknallred wrote: Sat Feb 24, 2024 8:40 amAfter skimming it looks like he says he had a melonoma, 3 months to live, but cured himself with cannabis oil rubbed into his skin.
Probably cantaloupemia. 'Course, if he had melanoma, that wouldn't have done anything at all.
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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wserra wrote: Sat Feb 24, 2024 11:36 am
hucknallred wrote: Sat Feb 24, 2024 8:40 amAfter skimming it looks like he says he had a melonoma, 3 months to live, but cured himself with cannabis oil rubbed into his skin.
Probably cantaloupemia. 'Course, if he had melanoma, that wouldn't have done anything at all.
We can hope.

Another face from the past, Bradly Knight, surfaced the other day on YouTube. The Webster Report, about 45 mins in. "Webby" has apparently not paid his gas bill in over 10 years. They reminisce about old "victories", Ebert's name comes up, same old nonsense.
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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Mark Haining(Ceylon). Convicted stalker. Sentenced to 18 months suspended for 24 months. Another thing they do not want the truth to be told about.
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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Oh, where are you seeing that from please?
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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Nottingham Crown Court. He is now divorced
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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Having seen his missus I doubt he'll be shedding any tears over that. One can only hope she took him for everything and left him couch surfing like his victims.
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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kindregards wrote: Thu Sep 05, 2024 12:14 am Nottingham Crown Court. He is now divorced
Interesting : Do you have a link please (cant find it on court reports!)
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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kindregards wrote: Sat Aug 31, 2024 10:15 pm Mark Haining(Ceylon). Convicted stalker. Sentenced to 18 months suspended for 24 months. Another thing they do not want the truth to be told about.
We would all be delighted to see some karma catch up with this vile, manipulative man, but the absence of verifying evidence is troubling. You would have no reason to come here and post lies, and I do not accuse you of that, but at Quatloos we do not rely on "trust me, bro".
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