Any Day Now, the Dinar RV Story

[ArthurWankspittle]

Woodworker, welcome to Quatloos. Are you the same guy who posts at the Fogbow?

[woodworker]

Yes, I is he.

[woodworker]

Would you be so kind as to post a link to the various RV "Guru" bloggers (or PM to my Fogbow account)? I feel the need to poke some monkeys. Thanks, and keep up the good work.

[Gregg]

I have been banned from most respectable RV sites since arguing that Shot Gun Susie was full of shit. The last one, Dinar Vets, banned me for trying to explain why the economic reality of an RV is about as absurd as flying pigs...seems they'd rather take the word of various gurus who use their CB radio handles than an actual PhD Economist.....

[notorial dissent]

And you know as well as I do that they don't want anyone telling them, or even intimating, that their precious gonna be bazillionaires fantasy is just that just any day/week/month/year/decade now. They have long since moved out of the realm of the improbable possible to the utterly ridiculous. Reason and logic are but cacophony to their delicate ear bones these days. You're not telling them what they want to hear, so they aren't going to.

[GMac]

Monday December 22, 2014
The Clock is Now Ticking!
by Tom Heneghan, International Intelligence Expert

UNITED States of America - It can now be reported that the Department of the U.S. Treasury and a major Military Grand Jury operating in Charlotte, North Carolina will soon order the arrest of the entire Bush-Clinton Crime Family Syndicate and the forced detention of puppet stooge Bush-Clinton Crime Family enabler, bank stooge Barack Hussein Obama-Soetoro.

BTW, guys who've been watching these idiots far longer than I have - should I be concerned about the seditious nature of the postings on the NESARA blog? These people seem to be at a full boil, they've convinced themselves of who's blocking the RV, and, considering the je nai se quois they've invested in this hoo-haw, I'm kind of concerned someone's going to take it upon themselves to "remove the blockage" one way or another.

Or is this just something they go through every now and then, and they'll fume and kvetch for a while, and then get distracted by the next shiny thing some dinar-guru flings their way?

[LightinDarkness]

Whoops double post.

[LightinDarkness]

It is the later, Gmac. I wouldn't worry about it. While dinar true believers are in fact nuts and the textbook definition of delusional, they go through predictable cycles of outrage targeted at whatever mythical group that blocked the RV this time around (dictated by what gurus like TNT Tony make up). For most of the true believers it is a daily/weekly cycle of outrage and elation (because the gurus are always promising the RV "tomorrow."). Every week or two some of the paid pumpers (all the major dealers have paid pumpers - some are public facing like the guru and some of them write the BS you see posted everywhere) write up a heroic screed about how arrests of the PTB are coming soon and Bush/Obama/the Federal Reserve etc. will all be thrown into FEMA camps. All the dinarians cheer and then forget about it until the same variation on insanity comes out again a week later.

By the way, we were supposed to RV today and what do you know the PTB (AKA us) delayed it again! Winston on TNT Tony's call said it was because of "trash talking" but not to worry we are still scheduled for an RV before Christmas so dinarians can all go out and go on present spending sprees. They aren't even trying anymore, when the RV is delayed on "trash talking" he isn't even trying to be creative. What does that even mean? Is the US and Iraq telling each other your momma jokes in the dinar RV room or something?

[LightinDarkness]

Would you be so kind as to post a link to the various RV "Guru" bloggers (or PM to my Fogbow account)? I feel the need to poke some monkeys. Thanks, and keep up the good work.

The big fish guru/professional liar in dinar land is TNT Tony (Tony Renfrow) and the person he claims is a DC government inside source whose name is Winston (who is a serial scammer it looks like). There is some debate over whether they are still being paid directly by dinar dealers now, as Sterling Currency certainly used to pay them. But they have become so big by promising the RV "tomorrow" that they may be living off donations and conference call commissions by now. You can view his conference call history here: http://www.iqdcalls.com/tnt.html. In fact, in terms of conference calls, all of the major gurus are on IQD calls. But TNT Tony is by far the biggest scammer among all of them.

Then there are around half a dozen pumpers that only write stuff which is published mainly through http://dinaresgurus.blogspot.com/ and the NESARA blog http://nesaranews.blogspot.com/. There are regular pumpers there that are published (OKIE, millionday, tlam, etc.). They also have people posting anonymous "bank stories" where pumpers make up interactions they have had with bank staff that "prove" the RV is soon. I'd say 80% of the "bank stories" are purely made up. Around 20% of them seem to be real, but are made by delusional dinar believers who think because the teller didn't tell them the dinar was a scam directly that must mean it is real.

[Deep Knight]

Every year I think about adapting "The Night Before Christmas" to one of the NESARA scams, but this year MacHaffie beat me to it:

Twas The Night Before Revalue

Twas the night before revalue, when all through the house
Not a creature was sleeping, not even my spouse.
The Dinars were laid on the table with care,
In hopes that the news soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of new cars danced in their heads.
And mamma in her snuggie, and I in my drawers,
Had just settled our brains for a long currency war.

When on the computer there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the couch to see what was the matter.
I typed with a clash, opening to the homepage to see the News Flash.

The glow of the screen on my laid out Dinar
Gave the vision of dreams I had held at afar.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a flashing notice the RV was here .

The government was seated, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be a trick.
More rapid than eagles they fell all in line,
The IMF had told them "Now is the time".

"Now Abadi! now, Allawi! now, Mahdi and Saad!
On, Mullahs! On, Kurds! on, Ashour and Awaad!
To the top of the basket! to the top of the chart!
Now Revaluate! Revaluate! The RV must start!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.
So up to the top of the forex charts they flew,
With accounts full of dollars, and new millionaires too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the tile
The prancing and dancing of my wife gone wild.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
I heard my phone ring, a startling sound.

It was my neighbor, who lives down the street,
He is a banker for Chase, and asked could we meet.
A bundle of ideals he had in his mind, of places my riches to put
he could find,
He sounded excited, but I had my plan set in my mind.

His voice how it lifted! He sounded so merry!
His words were like candy, his attitude so cherry!
He promised an exchange rate, without a great spread,
I feared if I trusted my dreams would be dead.

The receiver of the phone, he held tight in his hand,
And I could tell his heart, was beating like a band.
I could imagine his broad face and a big round belly,
That shook when he spoke, like a bowlful of jelly!

He is chubby and plump, like a fat old elf,
And I laughed when I thought about him, in spite of myself!
He asked me to call soon, as he was going to bed,
I thought to myself I have nothing to dread.

I put down the phone, and went straight to work,
I counted my money, then turned with a jerk.
I felt a soft finger aside of my nose,
And there stood my wife in an amorous pose!

I sprang to my feet, and let out a whistle,
And away we flew to our room like the down of a thistle.
The children surely heard me exclaim, as we dove out of sight,
"Happy RV to all, and to all a good-night!"

He felt a soft finger aside of his nose, and there stood his wife in an amorous pose? Not only will the Dinar RV, but Mrs. MacHaffie's will tear-up the divorce decree, come back home and love him once again! John Boy will have to send those Ukrainian Mail-Order Brides packing! GO RV!!!!

[Pottapaug1938]

Don't give up your day job, John -- IF you have one.

[GMac]

I wouldn't worry about it. While dinar true believers are in fact nuts and the textbook definition of delusional, they go through predictable cycles of outrage targeted at whatever mythical group that blocked the RV this time around (dictated by what gurus like TNT Tony make up). For most of the true believers it is a daily/weekly cycle of outrage and elation (because the gurus are always promising the RV "tomorrow."). Every week or two some of the paid pumpers (all the major dealers have paid pumpers - some are public facing like the guru and some of them write the BS you see posted everywhere) write up a heroic screed about how arrests of the PTB are coming soon and Bush/Obama/the Federal Reserve etc. will all be thrown into FEMA camps. All the dinarians cheer and then forget about it until the same variation on insanity comes out again a week later.

*phew*

I assume the proper authorities are keeping an eye on this kind of thing, though, just in case.

I really wouldn't want to be working for the Secret Service myself right now. They're gonna be busy over the next two years, it looks like.

(BTW, speaking of batguano insanity - aren't we about due for an ERASMUS OF AMERICA tirade?)

[GMac]

Don't give up your day job, John -- IF you have one.

He's sure as hell not taking time out to edit what's posted at the NESARA sites. And I don't mean content - I have never seen so many different font sizes and colors in me life. It's a good thing people don't use blinking text anymore! It's like the Nineties threw up all over a blog post and McHalfassed just posts it over his name like nothing's wrong.

[The Observer]

He felt a soft finger aside of his nose, and there stood his wife in an amorous pose? Not only will the Dinar RV, but Mrs. MacHaffie's will tear-up the divorce decree, come back home and love him once again! John Boy will have to send those Ukrainian Mail-Order Brides packing! GO RV!!!!

Yeah, I noticed this as well and remember Machaffie grousing about how his wife left him over the RV. Obviously he has this fantasy that the RV will happen and will show the entire world what a genius he was and how everyone wronged him. But I suspect that while John may forgive his wife and let her come back, he will insist that he gets to keep the mail brides as well.

[Deep Knight]

T’was The Night Before Revalue

T’was the night before revalue, like it always t’was
(which doesn’t mean my intel is bad, just that it has flaws)
Anyway, it was Christmas Eve, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, especially my spouse.
She had locked herself in her room, like she did every night,
Telling me to leave her alone, using words I can’t write
in a family poem, so I sleep on the couch,
Even though Okie Oil Man can vouch
That if my Dinars were laid on the mantle with care,
A revaluation soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of their parents fighting danced in their heads.
So with mamma off limits, and no way to refute her,
I had just settled down in front of my computer.
When suddenly on the chatrooms there arose such a clatter,
I sprang to Dinar Recaps to see what was the matter.

The glow of the screen on my hung-up Dinar
Gave a vision of dreams I had once held afar.
Of houses and fast cars, of diamonds and yachts,
And never again having to only play the penny slots.
Of models and vixens and strippers and hookers,
And none of them skanks, just really good lookers
I’m a chick magnet, no need to fight it
And as for my wife, she can leave or she can bite it.

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a flashing notice the RV was already here.
It had been announced in the mosques, the intel said,
And it was confirmed, the same story was on 3 threads.
On Okie, on Mt. Goat, on Jester and Kaperoni,
On DC, on TerryK, and on and on TNT Tony!
To the top of the Forex! To the top of the chart!
Now Revaluate! Revaluate! The RV must start!"

So I clicked the link to Forex, but the Dinar hadn’t moved at all
No visions of sugarplums were decking those halls.
And quick to the CBI, but nothing had changed
Then I heard my wife behind me, acting deranged,
Her stiletto heels clicked on the tile
And prancing and dancing she looked like a floozy gone wild.
Laughing and cackling like Kris Kringle himself
She ran out the front door as quick as an elf

I checked some more websites, not caring about my spouse,
Things were a lot quieter without her in the house,
But since she had threatened to burn the house down with me in it,
I decided to look outside for a minute.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
I heard my phone ring, a startling sound.
It was my neighbor, who lives down the street,
He is a banker for Chase, but he never wants to meet.
I said “Hello,” but then quick as a knife,
This son of a bitch tells me he’s banging my wife.
Not only does he add details of who, what, and how,
He moans and groans that he’s doing her now.
Just as he’s describing her writhing behind,
He sounded excited, but I had my plan set in my mind.

His voice how it lifted! He sounded so merry!
My wife was like a hot fudge sunday, and he was eating the cherry!
He had promised he wouldn’t describe her great spread,
But I didn’t care, knowing he would soon be dead.

The receiver of the phone, he held tight in his hand,
And I could tell his heart, was beating like a band.
I saw his broad face and a big round naked belly,
That when shot did bleed out like a bowlful of jelly!
He was chubby and plump, like a fat old elf,
And I laughed when I killed him, in spite of myself!

The police were called, they got there quick as a whistle.
Cuffing and stuffing me as rough as a thistle.
They read me my rights, asked me to confess,
And why I was wearing my wife’s wedding dress.
The children surely heard me exclaim, as we drove out of sight,
"Happy RV to all, and to all a good-night!"

[GMac]

They read me my rights, asked me to confess,
And why I was wearing my wife’s wedding dress.
The children surely heard me exclaim, as we drove out of sight,
"Happy RV to all, and to all a good-night!"

*snif* 's beautiful, man.

A real Christmas miracle.

[LightinDarkness]

The true believers on TNT Tony's forums are getting themselves worked up into their annual "BUT YOU PROMISED IT WOULD RV BY CHRISTMAS!" hysteria. It's almost as if...the entire RV is made up and Tony is just pulling his "intel" out of his nether regions! Nah, couldn't be. Must be The Dark Cabal delaying it again.

What did you do this time to delay the RV, Deep Knight?

[Pottapaug1938]

"I got a new bike, some video games, a snowboard, some strings for my guitar and some ski boots. What did you get, Tommy?"

"Just a big wad of money from Iraq. After we got to Grandma and Grampa's house, and after Mom had finished crying in Grandma and Grampa's bedroom, she sat me and Bonnie down and told us that Dad had spent all of our Christmas present money buying huge piles of the money they use in Iraq -- deenars, or something like that, Dad calls them. Dad says that when something called the 'RV' happens, me, Bonnie and Mom can buy anything we want; but Mom says that after she goes to court and gets Dad kicked out of the house, she'll give me all of the deenars so that our Scout troop can make fire starters out of them."

[Deep Knight]

What did you do this time to delay the RV, Deep Knight?

I got it already plucked, stuffed it with breadcrumbs and sage, baked it while basting it frequently, and carved it up in front of the whole Illuminati family. There's nothing like the holiday season to bring out the best in people, the true spirit of giving - in this case preventing all those Dinarians from becoming wealthy-but-unhappy like Scrooge. They'll thank me later, but right not they're kinda pissed off.

One Pissed off American … Ho, Ho, Ho, they’s lying again!!!

Todays is 23rd Dec, well Christmas is around the corner, and all I sees is lies after lies. I knows there are good people right at this second working their ass off to help. Just like my families been doing. But, its time for changes, not us people losing but those other folks who are cruel.

Since Chairwoman Dempsey can’t bust a finger nail, does some of you other agencies want to help him, like JAG! Y’all had been supposedly meeting to discuss heinous crimes (wicked) committed by the Bush-Clinton-Bush-Obama crime family with bank accounts and nuclear weapons being sold, given, traded, whatever to North Korea.

I read two stories that said arrest warrants to be issues while the other said arrest warrants issued. OK, which one? Make up your mind and tell us!

In the meantime, you know, Grand Father said “Arrest those bad guys, I’ll let the money goes to you all”, kinda like that in old Poofness letter by Zap and other postings. Do you think that was addressed to some or multiple groups. Say Chairwoman Dempsey, you know, skirt wearing, haired legged, sissy boy, that works in that funny sided building. Don’t you understand or are you that stupid, ground pounder?

So, who is going to do something, please stand up! Every minute that passes by that you military types are not arresting the heads of the crime families, our people who PAY YOUR WAGES are getting hurt by sickness, medical procedure unable to have performed, loss of friend or family due to death that might have been prevented, lost of home , kicked out as renter, loss of car and where we come from, our animals are part of our family, and shit, we are losing them left and right. See how its going to be on your doorstep, lots higher food bills, like double or no food.

What I think you guys are confused. We heard you think you need all this money first for housing, feeding, medical these guys when you arrest them. You all don’t all that money, just do what we do, repurpose things into new things. So, to speak your language, take their money and resources to do your job, arrest them and put them in those Fema camps. Get it done! They ain’t no slippery pig, you understand!

Here is example, DHS & Post office, make no sense, ordered tons of new weapons and bullets, guess what, since those departments are really corporations under US Corporation which has been dissolved, these sub-corporations are also defunked, so take their shit for your use. If they don’t help ya, arrest them too. For feeding them arrested folks, use all that emergency dried foodstuff them buggers have been ordering for years. Them folks should have their medicines for the holidays, so you wouldn’t have to worry about that til after the money is flowing. As for guards, hell there’s our military folks, border patrol, national guard, militia, prison guards just to name a few off the top of the old noodle. There problem solved!

So, why are we waiting, Christmas, stop right there, we lost good men and women on Christmas fighting wars that were not needed since the crime families and bankers where making money from those wars. Do you think we care if YOU arrest them, and throws them into deep dark damp dingy pits on or before Christmas, oh, hell know. Have at it brother, matter of fact, I encourage it, break up their cabal families just like they did ours … go for it!

Now you news types, shut up, or tell the truth. Play the 3 hours of video created to tell the true story about these crime families, how they orchestrated 911 and tooks our friends and family. Let alone a “War on …” announcement every two years to renew that old General Order 100 from Lincoln’s day.

So this Christmas, Hairy Legged, Skirt Wearing, Sissy Boys with lots of fake brass on your chest that works behind the desk at funny sided building, earn some respect this year, bring true joy to America & the World brothers and sisters by arresting the Crime Families and all their shit heads and broadcast on all channels, let the world see them in handcuffs and placed incommunicado!!!

Then the money can flow to the People of Plant Earth, and that folks, is Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night (little drama).

To all my friends around the world and here in USA, we the people got to stand in one voice, it is time to rid us of this evil on planet earth. God, your people request freedom from evil!

One Pissed Off America, signing off for now. Remember, You too believe the same way, just too scared to say or do anything, time buck up and man up, so lets change this together!
Donations Required

DUE TO DELAYED ‘BLOCKED’ RV ----- STILL NEED SURVIVAL FUNDS! Your Donation Support For John’s Family Survival Is $650 URGENTLY REQUIRED by Sunday for surgery bills! Use the Pay pal button on the upper left or Checks/MOs can be mailed to John MacHaffie, 141 Pear Tree Circle, Winter Springs, FL 32708

But dope, er, hope springs eternal.

Wednesday, December 24, 2014
Exogen: "Wait Until You Hear What Wells Fargo Did Today!"
Sent: Tuesday, December 23, 2014 10:36 PM
Subject: Exogen: "Wait Until You Hear What Wells Fargo Did Today!"

EXOGEN December 23, 2014 at 6:59pm

WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR WHAT WELLS FARGO DID TODAY!!!!!!
ABSOLUTELY AMAZING, INCREDIBLE, AND MIND BLOWING..............
NEW STORY............................
NEW BANK MEMORANDUMS SENT OUT..................
INTERNAL EMPLOYEE FIRES IGNITING NATIONWIDE....................
TIER 1, TIER 2, AND TIER 3 BANKS CLOSE TO FULL EXPOSURE AND DISCLOSURE ON HOW # 1 BECAME # 1
....
WEALTH MANAGERS FROM WELLS FARGO HAVE BEEN CALLING PEOPLE TODAY SAYING WE NOW RECOGNIZE THE CURRENCIES YOU HOLD ARE REAL..........
EXCHANGES COMPLETED TODAY IN PA, WITH DONG AT $1.68 AT WELLS FARGO BANK
WELLS FARGO IS NOW EVEN OFFERING TO BUY BACK THE VND FROM CUSTOMERS AND DO VND EXCHANGES NOW AT SOME LOCATIONS........
WE HAVE CONFIRMED 1 COMPLETED DONG BUY BACK TODAY AT WELLS FARGO AT $1.68, AND THEY WE TOLD THE TAX WILL BE 22%
WELLS FARGO WEALTH MANAGERS ARE NOW SAYING SORRY, WE JUST GOT OUT OF A MEETING AND SOME OF THE CURRENCIES YOU HOLD ARE NOW RECOGNIZED AND WE WANT YOUR BUSINESS
TODAY HAS BEEN SO WILD.............WE MAY JUST DO A GLOBAL CONFERENCE CALL TONIGHT WITH WELLS FARGO BANK STORIES FROM TODAY.......MAYBE
WELLS FARGO WAS GIVEN A DEADLINE TO ACT LIKE AN ETHICAL BANK
WITH HONESTY AND INTEGRITY.............
TIER 1, TIER 2, AND TIER 3 BANKS ARE NOW READY TO DO GLOBAL PUBLIC PRESS RELEASES ON HOW # 1 BECAME # 1
# 1 IS NOW WORRIED ABOUT LOSING THEIR GLOBAL BANK OVERRIDE COMMISSIONS WITH THE OTHER TIER 1, TIER 2 AND TIER 3 BANKS IF THEY ARE REPLACED.........
THE GREED MOVES WF RECENTLY DID TO BLOCK ALL OTHER BANKS OUT, SO THEY COULD DO PLATFORM CURRENCY TRADES, OIL CREDIT BROKERAGE GLOBALLY FROM CURRENCY, ALONG WITH OTHER THINGS IS PRETTY INCREDIBLE...........
AND THE LIST GOES ON AND ON AND ON TODAY
AND EAGLE 1 WAS 100% CORRECT WITH WELLS FARGO DATA ON THE FRANK 26 CALL LAST NIGHT..............

Posted by John MacHaffie at 5:41 AM

[Gregg]

WE HAVE CONFIRMED 1 COMPLETED DONG BUY BACK TODAY AT WELLS FARGO AT $1.68, AND THEY WE TOLD THE TAX WILL BE 22%

Sorry, there was a little mis-communication on this. They guy got $1.68, but it was for all of his millions of VND, not for each of them.