That Damned Queen

[ClemIsBack]

casper 11-16-09 #9

The Queen did it again. She intercepted the packies in mid-air. I know it doesn't sound possible but the Queen was a bodyguard for Hitler and she was a Navy Seal during the Van Buren administration.

Here is how it went down. From her personal plane, an Airbus A380, at an altitude of 97,351 feet the Queen stepped out and hang glided down 2,879 feet and hooked onto the tail rudder of the Boeing 767 carrying the packies. She then crawled along the body of the 767 and opened door to the cargo area. She quickly picked up the 300,000 packies, stepped outside of the plane and proceeded to hang glide back up to her A380. I know this sounds impossible but the Queen it isn't the only one who can do this. Barbara Bush, another former Navy Seal, regularly hijacked planes for her son. Few know this but she hijacked the plane that carried the Roswell aliens to Wright Patterson Airbase. She has them hidden at the Windsor Castle and on a daily basis uses them as collateral on trades. You are lucky that you have me to keep you informed.

More when the voices return ....

casper 11-16-09 #9

[Pottapaug1938]

casper 11-16-09 #9

The Queen did it again. She intercepted the packies in mid-air. I know it doesn't sound possible but the Queen was a bodyguard for Hitler and she was a Navy Seal during the Van Buren administration.

Here is how it went down. From her personal plane, an Airbus A380, at an altitude of 97,351 feet the Queen stepped out and hang glided down 2,879 feet and hooked onto the tail rudder of the Boeing 767 carrying the packies. She then crawled along the body of the 767 and opened door to the cargo area. She quickly picked up the 300,000 packies, stepped outside of the plane and proceeded to hang glide back up to her A380. I know this sounds impossible but the Queen it isn't the only one who can do this. Barbara Bush, another former Navy Seal, regularly hijacked planes for her son. Few know this but she hijacked the plane that carried the Roswell aliens to Wright Patterson Airbase. She has them hidden at the Windsor Castle and on a daily basis uses them as collateral on trades. You are lucky that you have me to keep you informed.

More when the voices return ....

casper 11-16-09 #9

Pretty neat trick for an 83-year-old woman!

[bmielke]

I thought Navy SEALs came into being in the 1960's, maybe the 1940's at the earliest, but first came Frogmen and then the SEALs were born out of the UDT teams of World War II. Also women (to my knowlege) have never been allowed in Special Forces.

97,000+ Feet is above the crusing altitude (Or even possible altitude) of all planes save the SR 71 and (possibly) the U2

Hang Gliding? What?

I love reading this stuff! It's like a bad James Bond Movie.

[Pottapaug1938]

I thought Navy SEALs came into being in the 1960's, maybe the 1940's at the earliest, but first came Frogmen and then the SEALs were born out of the UDT teams of World War II. Also women (to my knowlege) have never been allowed in Special Forces.

97,000+ Feet is above the crusing altitude (Or even possible altitude) of all planes save the SR 71 and (possibly) the U2

Hang Gliding? What?

I love reading this stuff! It's like a bad James Bond Movie.

I'm beginning to think that casper doesn't believe a word of anything he (she?) writes, and is just jerking our chains. The Van Buren administration (1837-1841)?????? Either that, or some hacker has a gift for parody.

[bmielke]

I thought Navy SEALs came into being in the 1960's, maybe the 1940's at the earliest, but first came Frogmen and then the SEALs were born out of the UDT teams of World War II. Also women (to my knowlege) have never been allowed in Special Forces.

97,000+ Feet is above the crusing altitude (Or even possible altitude) of all planes save the SR 71 and (possibly) the U2

Hang Gliding? What?

I love reading this stuff! It's like a bad James Bond Movie.

I'm beginning to think that casper doesn't believe a word of anything he (she?) writes, and is just jerking our chains. The Van Buren administration (1837-1841)?????? Either that, or some hacker has a gift for parody.

I agree, this post is so over the top and unbelievable that he must have either been smoking something really strong, or it's not s/he or s/he doesn't care anymore.

[Deep Knight]

I'm beginning to think that casper doesn't believe a word of anything he (she?) writes, and is just jerking our chains. The Van Buren administration (1837-1841)?????? Either that, or some hacker has a gift for parody.

I agree, this post is so over the top and unbelievable that he must have either been smoking something really strong, or it's not s/he or s/he doesn't care anymore.

Um, it IS a parody by ClemIsBack. I know this is hard to tell, given Casper's ravings, but I can always tell because ClemIsBack's parodies are funnier.

By the way, the Queen is 83 in Earth Years. Given that a Light Year is 5,878,630,000,000 miles (give or take a few million), she's only a baby! Besides, there's something about shape-shifting scaley green girls that gets us Earth-Males going.

[bmielke]

I'm beginning to think that casper doesn't believe a word of anything he (she?) writes, and is just jerking our chains. The Van Buren administration (1837-1841)?????? Either that, or some hacker has a gift for parody.

I agree, this post is so over the top and unbelievable that he must have either been smoking something really strong, or it's not s/he or s/he doesn't care anymore.

Um, it IS a parody by ClemIsBack. I know this is hard to tell, given Casper's ravings, but I can always tell because ClemIsBack's parodies are funnier.

By the way, the Queen is 83 in Earth Years. Given that a Light Year is 5,878,630,000,000 miles (give or take a few million), she's only a baby! Besides, there's something about shape-shifting scaley green girls that gets us Earth-Males going.

Oh man I was hoping that Casper had finally gone over the edge.

[Pottapaug1938]

I'm beginning to think that casper doesn't believe a word of anything he (she?) writes, and is just jerking our chains. The Van Buren administration (1837-1841)?????? Either that, or some hacker has a gift for parody.

I agree, this post is so over the top and unbelievable that he must have either been smoking something really strong, or it's not s/he or s/he doesn't care anymore.

Um, it IS a parody by ClemIsBack. I know this is hard to tell, given Casper's ravings, but I can always tell because ClemIsBack's parodies are funnier.

By the way, the Queen is 83 in Earth Years. Given that a Light Year is 5,878,630,000,000 miles (give or take a few million), she's only a baby! Besides, there's something about shape-shifting scaley green girls that gets us Earth-Males going.

Wel, ClemIsBack is dead on. The problem is one which I encountered when I myself tried to create such a parody -- the original is so wacky that it's almost impossible to come up with anything wackier.