Bad Poetry for the Holidays

[Deep Knight]

Over the river and through the woods ...

To the Starship's House
Graeme Whitmeyer

----- Original Message -----
From: Graeme Whitmeyer
To: bellringer@fourwinds10.com
Sent: Friday, December 18, 2009 8:20 PM
Subject: To The Starship's House!

To The Starship's House

Beyond the Earth's mist
Of a realm we all miss
Passed a kiss!
In between reminisce and a list

Beyond space-time
Or time with a space
There's a place to recline
Realigning with grace

It's base is a motive
The Will that's Supreme
As a dream floating down
The stream restless in motion

A potion for thoughts which
Are broken with lots of
Small tokens that turn
Into moments and things

Revealing, appealing, and wheeling
To know where it grows
So, it glows!
Like a rose in the ceiling!

A feeling, naught more!
Nor there less!
To repress the Idea
Of seeing a being be test

Watcher be wise to
Devise with revision
The mission! Don't
Squable and Stopple in lies!

Re-prize the lines
Of eyes, through mines
Of tries, for sight
Doth balance cries

Dawn of Light
Source of Sight
Message, Meaning, Truth

A House made all Right
In a land with no night
And no fighting! We'll be there!
The next flight or two!!!

Life bring us back
To the Heart of the One
Welcome mat used
So beaten and hung

As sung in glorious
Tongue we now crave
Most amazed that
Beyond is so sudden and brave

All praise for Creation
Parade the whole nation
Sound ev-er-y station
For making it sure

The cure for all
Loss or gain more than the
Blossoming Him is in
Kindness and looking Within

Alas! Where's your grin?
Is it no fun to win?
So, a game shall remain
Of insane type of kin

The kind which believe it's
The muck that they're stuck in
Not them who've been plucking
The feathers in sin

'Tis Quest to compile
What remains non-defiled
For the gain in a while
Because Heaven's impressed

The Head of the Household is
Father and Best
Now the rest comes
To witness His words manifest

Dawn of Light
Source of Sight
Message, Meaning, Truth

A House made all Right
In a land with no night
And no fighting! We'll be there!
The next flight or two!!!

[Pottapaug1938]

D+. See me.

[bmielke]

D+. See me.

Your a soft grader aren't you I would have given it:

0 See the School Psycholgist if they can't help see the principal.

[Pottapaug1938]

D+. See me.

Your a soft grader aren't you I would have given it:

0 See the School Psychologist if they can't help see the principal.

Well, I figured that this wasn't exactly something that you'd see that you'd see in any but a "remedial" class. Otherwise, an "F minus" might have been more appropriate....

[bmielke]

Oh you're right, I was a little harsh on the poor child. We should give him a cookie and call his parents make sure everything is ok at home.

[Pottapaug1938]

Oh you're right, I was a little harsh on the poor child. We should give him a cookie and call his parents make sure everything is ok at home.

His parents are probably sitting at home, their knickers in a wad, wondering what they did wrong....

[Deep Knight]

Also from Emil, er, Bellringer's site.

TIME...
Graeme Whitmeyer
March 31, 2009

Time

What be-soothes such lofty assesment of character as to which I have impressed upon another?

Is it that which sooths the Sun? Is it that with which the seas were soothed?

What? To Be in assesment to which we are assigned! To Be free of bonds and see another's realligned! A Sign!

That Will of Essence Spread, so thoroughly entwined, amongst the greatest dread, and still the humblest kind.

For Will be Great which Wills Itself to Greatness. And Source be known: Creation; Will be shown.

The All of Past, times a million, and Now, as it's always been, shall teach the hungry eye forever. Idol attention we breech. Put all the seconds not now away -- but bring still the untainted, undevided, rescue of ability; to withdraw from such a moment the faintest implication. To begin to view precise vision, of actions, to be then whole within the reading of the message.

Knowledge is the Light with which to see.

Truth is what you see in the Light.

Wisdom is turning on the Light.

God is You, and the Creation is the Reason, and the place in which you Are within the Truth.

Behold, for One is All, and the All is One inside of us.

Remold, for none is dull, and rust befalls what's done outside of must.

Trust does seldom yield to situation when we flip the switch.
As seldom as the field be tended in our lives, an evil glitch.

Oh, unknown, please cease to surprise, because my care is great.
Compassion helps us relocate a higher beauty throgh the gate. Relate!

What rubbish would this be if you did not sit back and contemplate...
Or reread scriptures only made for you to refine? -- concentrate!

A later date doth ever come into a giant golden drum
With Sound Serene percussion-run, a system building tallest fun of all that's done and sung and hung and all that caused the Bell be Rung, to seep inside a moment near, as close as Breath you Breathe. With ease...

With such soft symphony delighted to be reached
With much loft indeed, with me, invited, you see, believed.

Retrieved and expected
The stability of noble point.
Dictation fluid, unrelented.
Mixed with knowledge that there's "nothing to it".
Adds a little fun to Life
And brings us closer to the
Time that comes, the world in which we Love the Light.

Insight! That's Right!

A cause to move lips, Mass Lifts, Read this!

A pause to appease, the pen's purpose I please
like unto a person on their knees, I beg to squeeze and tease, with these, a rhyme so fine and kind I shine...

A message of relief entwined amongst your will to hear what's mine.

What's mine is yours, which be the doors,
Led to a peaceful time.

[Deep Knight]

Deep Knight prefers traditional holiday fare.

Lacy things, the wife is missin'
Didn't ask, her permission
I'm wearin' her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the store, there's a teddy
Little straps, like spaghetti
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the head office there's a salesman,
Who pretends that he is Murphy Brown
He'll say, "Will you join me?" I'll say, "No Man!"
"But wait until the wife is out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna
We can dress, like Madonna
Put on some eyeshade
And join the parade
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

[LaVidaRoja]

The Bob Rivers Group "Twisted Christmas" First time I heard that, I almost wrecked my car!!

[Pottapaug1938]

Don't forget "The Twelve Pains of Christmas", either!

[texino]

One Lord a Leaping
and
One Lady Creeping
up on
One Partridge Sleeping
In a Pear Tree
They Bag Him
Along with three French Hens,
two Turtle Doves and
five heavy gold bands
All in all a pretty good haul
Food for Rama and Tar
A little gas for the car
and
A clean get away for Mr. and Mrs. A

⚃ Texino ⚂