Brought before a judge

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Brought before a judge

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Suppose your name is Al Caps, and some cops so amicably and graciously escort you to a courtroom where a judge greets you with "Are you AL CAPS?", to which you answer, "my friends call me Al Caps", whereupon the judge reiterates the question; why on Earth would he do that?

btw, I just noticed that "Famspear" and my name are anagrams! Kinda fitting for him, wouldn't you say?
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Yawn.

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apefarms wrote: ↑Tue Jan 08, 2019 5:50 pm Suppose your name is Al Caps, and some cops so amicably and graciously escort you to a courtroom where a judge greets you with "Are you AL CAPS?", to which you answer, "my friends call me Al Caps", whereupon the judge reiterates the question; why on Earth would he do that?
Because you are an idiot.
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Apefarms must have hearing like a bat -- able to distinguish by sound alone between upper and lower case.

Apefarms also needs to post something; rational or this thread gets locked by 66:00 PM EST.
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Somewhere Al Capp is rolling over in his grave. Apefarms' posts are as pitiful as Joe Btfsplk.

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Re: Brought before a judge

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thought there already was a thread about this
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There was.

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2 hours 10 minutes

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Post by AnOwlCalledSage »

Funnily enough this was posted on Twitter today on my timeline. Made me laugh!
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Re: Brought before a judge

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We are not going there again. Buh bye.

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