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Re: The comedy court of Common Law

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ArthurWankspittle wrote: Fri Aug 02, 2019 8:41 pm
Siegfried Shrink wrote: Fri Aug 02, 2019 5:24 pm Why is Noakes not banged up.

I could not take more than a minute or two of the nonsense.
I think Noakes has already served time and been released. He got 12-15 months last November so that would put him out on licence now if I have got it right. Another thread suggests this is related to a "proceeds of crime" action.
Isn’t he being extradited as well ?
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AnOwlCalledSage wrote: Thu Aug 01, 2019 12:28 pm Looks like the comedy court has organised a day trip to Southwark tomorrow.
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I went to Arbroath in about 1990 and swore an oath never to return. Could it be that?
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Ken "The Stupid" has a fool-proof way to avoid all legal consequences.
Ken Thompson You must place a post box on the outside of your property, and then block the letter box in the door.
By doing this you have stopped the legal process of delivery.
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Yeah, that'll work fer shure……... :haha: :haha:
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I've long campaign for attaching the paper to the recipient with a nail gun to be valid service.
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ArthurWankspittle wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2019 1:22 pm I've long campaign for attaching the paper to the recipient with a nail gun to be valid service.
Do you have "cruel and unusual punishment" restrictions over there?
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Arthur Rubin wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2019 6:15 pm
ArthurWankspittle wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2019 1:22 pm I've long campaign for attaching the paper to the recipient with a nail gun to be valid service.
Do you have "cruel and unusual punishment" restrictions over there?
it's really not that cruel to the paper. it's tougher than you think.
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And it doesn't hurt the nails at all, they're like fish, they don't feel pain.
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Gregg wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2019 7:56 pm And it doesn't hurt the nails at all, they're like fish, they don't feel pain.
They may not feel pain, but I gather some nails have a temper!
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AnOwlCalledSage wrote: Thu Aug 01, 2019 1:48 pm What I don't get about Lynda is that she was a respected research scientist. Her co-authoured papers are cited in many dissertations and thesis....
Are you being ironic, old chap? A superficial Google on my phone finds no evidence of any medical or scientific qualification, and the only published 'papers' are marketing for GcMAF, co-authored with Noakes.
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Hercule Parrot wrote: Tue Aug 06, 2019 9:00 pm
AnOwlCalledSage wrote: Thu Aug 01, 2019 1:48 pm What I don't get about Lynda is that she was a respected research scientist. Her co-authoured papers are cited in many dissertations and thesis....
Are you being ironic, old chap? A superficial Google on my phone finds no evidence of any medical or scientific qualification, and the only published 'papers' are marketing for GcMAF, co-authored with Noakes.
What more evingdarnce do you need you paid big pharma shill?

There are kiddiewinkies dying of teh cansers every day who could be saveded by this brave maverick scientist. Why do you hate the kiddiewinkies so much?

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Hercule Parrot wrote: Tue Aug 06, 2019 9:00 pm Are you being ironic, old chap? A superficial Google on my phone finds no evidence of any medical or scientific qualification, and the only published 'papers' are marketing for GcMAF, co-authored with Noakes.
You're probably right, my memory I suspect is playing tricks. I was pretty sure that I saw an old paper when I first looked at her background from around 2010, related to autism research not cancer. Her GcMAF papers all seem to be around 2014. Of course that paper might have been just as bogus. :oops:
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Note how this starts off with "John Smith was successful." No, he wasn't he was told to piss off by the Queen's Bench Judge. :snooty:

Lynda Thyer is now in Boulogne :snicker:

https://youtu.be/nmDg1vq7Gow

!!! success 1!!

And I take back any previous comments I may have made suggesting she was once a respected researcher. Found documents from 2008 (and yes they are linked to autism research) but it is clear she was also a charlatan then!
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It's a dark, dark day for the free men and women of Britain when the Royal Court of Justice, acting as if it has a monopoly on deciding on the law, refuses to accept the jurisdiction of a make-believe court comprised of a jury of twelve buffoons who know nothing of law and a pretend judge with access to a colour printer. But, while Lynda Thyer is now illegally incarcerated in France, all is not lost! Her followers have crowd sourced their thoughts on getting her back and have already come up with a number of effective strategies that don't involve a return visit to Britain's corrupt courts.

One is to force France to return her to Britain by bringing the country to its knees with a devastating boycott;
thebubster0312
Stop buying French products and withhold payments to French utility companies. Get this message to the yellow vests.

fred dimble
That's it now we all need to bring down the whole legal system and the Royals, we need to stop dealing with the French and not buy any French products.

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People should collectively boycott France by not vacationing there as well as not buying their products. That might create an atmosphere within France conducive for a positive outcome for Lyn Thyer and David Noakes. Also a boycott would bring to light the benefits of GcMAF and how big pharma is attempting to keep humanity from utilizing GcMAF through the legal, political, and social systems.


Apparently they think they have the economic clout to "create an atmosphere" by boycotting French cheese and day trips to Paris. There goes 0.0000000000001% of the French economy!

Another economic boycott was also suggested. Cripple mainstream cancer research by stopping all of their generous donations;
Simply Connected
So, next time a cancer charity collector stops you in the street or at the door of the supermarket - just explain to them about GCMAF, a cure for cancer, and that this "charity" money goes straight into the pockets of Big Pharma to pay for lawyers to STOP people from ever accessing this cure for cancer. And thus that you will be donating NOTHING - and walk away in disgust.

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Everybody looking at this should boycott anything and everything to do with Cancer research if nothing else to show support. The legal profession is now the illegal and very much the unlawful profession as shown by their actions today in both courts.


However since the writers of these posts are fervently supporting a woman who claims to have found a miracle cancer cure outside the grasp of Big Pharma and the corrupt cancer research industry I'd question just how much they were donating to mainstream cancer research before today's events. Rough guess, nothing. So I don't think Big Pharma is going to get too concerned about that one.

And yet another boycott suggestion. These guys seem to have a lot of faith in their combined economic clout!
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And the corrupt shills for the existing system mock our truth warriors;
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Good stuff - I'm really pleased to see the authority taking the antics of these bleach-flogging child-abusing scammers seriously. David Noakes next, hopefully ✌

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"Lyn Thyer has been extradited to France." Well, that's good news. It also demonstrates the utter uselessness of "Common Law" as it is totally misinterpreted by the likes of Ian R Crane, John Smith and David Noakes. An excellent result.

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And this final word from an enemy of Britain's greatest heritage to the world, common law;
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Went to France... Got arrested on serious criminal charges involving bogus cancer cures... Fled the country... Will how have to face those charges in court.

That's the most egregious miscarriage of justice I've ever heard of.

We need to rise up as one and re-establish the common law right to hawk fake medicines made in a garage to desperate people and make as much money as possible in the process. What I am wondering though is why His Honour Justice Smith doesn't simply overturn the extradition in his unappealable-all-verdicts-are-final Common Law Clown Court. It is the highest court in the land after all and with its 100% record of success. It's almost as if the Clown Court were a money making scam for HHJ Smith J and that explains why he is rallying to the side of other scammers.

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Burnaby49 wrote: Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:18 am
And this final word from an enemy of Britain's greatest heritage to the world, common law;
Anthony Handcock
Went to France... Got arrested on serious criminal charges involving bogus cancer cures... Fled the country... Will how have to face those charges in court.

That's the most egregious miscarriage of justice I've ever heard of.

We need to rise up as one and re-establish the common law right to hawk fake medicines made in a garage to desperate people and make as much money as possible in the process. What I am wondering though is why His Honour Justice Smith doesn't simply overturn the extradition in his unappealable-all-verdicts-are-final Common Law Clown Court. It is the highest court in the land after all and with its 100% record of success. It's almost as if the Clown Court were a money making scam for HHJ Smith J and that explains why he is rallying to the side of other scammers.

There.... Sue me for libel in your Play Court your honour.
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That's just precious. Boycott France, boycott the Councils, stamp dey widdle feets and hold they breffs until they turns blue they will. And all twenty some of them are going to bring it all down. Yeah right!
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I know that man... Charming, devastatingly handsome, erudite, eloquent, intelligent, rational, likes beer and sighthounds and is, so I've been led to believe, amazingly good at the sex. He's also extremely modest, a fan of classic radio comedy and a member of this forum... User name escapes me at the moment.
Burnaby49, who else? Except for your guess about sexual capabilities. Sadly seventy years have taken their toll.
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longdog wrote: I know that man... Charming, devastatingly handsome, erudite, eloquent, intelligent, rational, likes beer and sighthounds and is, so I've been led to believe, amazingly good at the sex.
When's Primula Smith going to have her say?
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hucknallred wrote: Fri Aug 09, 2019 6:42 am
longdog wrote:
I know that man... Charming, devastatingly handsome, erudite, eloquent, intelligent, rational, likes beer and sighthounds and is, so I've been led to believe, amazingly good at the sex.
When's Primula Smith going to have her say?
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JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?