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The comedy court of Common Law
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Speak of the devil....
Primula Cheespread
Maybe none of the other commentards have thought of this but I've always found that the simplest way to avoid being arrested, convicted, jailed or extradited for selling bogus cancer cures is to simply not sell bogus cancer cures. On the down side you don't get to spend the £10,000,000 you make on private planes and expensive cars but on the plus side you don't get arrested, convicted, jailed or extradited for selling bogus cancer cures, don't risk causing the deaths of innocent people and don't have to go through life knowing you have the morals of a rattlesnake.
Just a suggestion of course... You could always get arrested, convicted, jailed or extradited for selling bogus cancer cures and then use the magical powers of The Common Law Court of Comedy after the event. With its final verdicts, status as the highest court in the land and 100% record of success how could the system fail to yield to the decisions of a delusional Scottish con-man and his merry band of internet malcontents?
JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
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Did you hear about the homeopath who died from an overdose? He forgot to take his medication.
My mis-reading is better. No, I don't where it came from either.Just a suggestion of course... You could always get arrested, convicted, jailed or extradited for selling bogus cancer cures and then use the magical powers of The Common Law Court of Comedy after the event. With its final verdicts, status as the highest court in the land and 100% record of success how could the system fail to yield to the decisions of a delusional Scottish con-man and his merry band of malternet incontinents?
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The whole boycott France part reminds me of the asinine non-event here across the pond of trying to rename french fries (chips for you UK folks...I think) into Freedom Fries!
*Capitalization mine and completely intentional.
*Capitalization mine and completely intentional.
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I'll suggest Primula change it to that... I prefer itArthurWankspittle wrote: ↑Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:00 pm Did you hear about the homeopath who died from an overdose? He forgot to take his medication.My mis-reading is better. No, I don't where it came from either.Just a suggestion of course... You could always get arrested, convicted, jailed or extradited for selling bogus cancer cures and then use the magical powers of The Common Law Court of Comedy after the event. With its final verdicts, status as the highest court in the land and 100% record of success how could the system fail to yield to the decisions of a delusional Scottish con-man and his merry band of malternet incontinents?
JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
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Yes it reminded me about the rebranding of the French as cheese-eating surrender monkeys, from the same incident, when the occupants of the Quai d'Orsay pointed out that a desire for régime change was not a valid UN reason for military action in Iraq. History will judge which side was right. Or maybe it already has.
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We've killed 2 million of them so far, do they love us yet?
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Well played that man!
Yiam Cross I can't find any common law for benefits, it's all statutes. Shouldnt every one stop claiming benefits or they're committing treason by following statutes?
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This one is a bit awkward!
But, there's more! He had another date with destiny (aka Bournemouth Crown Court) and got no help from the CLC.Aaron Walters
7 August at 10:31
Attending court tomorrow under a banner of truce and using a white flag I seek remedy for a life time of slavery and if I cannot obtain it there I am petitioning the queen directly would like people to attend if possible as will need witnesses
A MAN who sexually touched another man against his wishes has been ordered to complete alcohol dependency treatment.
James Fraser Aaron is that you? ^^^
Aaron Walters James Fraser yeah
even the Lakota nation have disowned him.Aaron Walters Robert White supposedly for child abduction but it's not true hence why I am taking on the might of the system to try distress the crown cuz have been saying for years that we're all slaves and it's the whole reason I have mental health and became an alcoholic and I can't stay in that vicious circle any more all I want is some land and be able to provide for my self
Aaron Walters Robert White I did email common law court but never got an email back but I think my emails are being monitored and restricted I couldn't send two emails the other day one was to land registry ad the other to the prisoner of war triable council leader of the Lakota nation of the 1st nations of America if it was ok to use two of their native words it said email was blocked
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Ah, blaming everyone but yourself for your depravity and actions. I never would have imagined.have been saying for years that we're all slaves and it's the whole reason I have mental health and became an alcoholic
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Drama Queens the whole lot of them. Boring too!!!!!
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Posted on both PLD and Council tax, his initial court success. He won. Well he won "technically" because the court didn't satisfactorily rebut his shite ..
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Aaron Walters
Court went good technically I won by default as I served a notice while communicating with the usher and implied a tacit agreement which was not honoured. And by continuing with the case after I pointed this out and dismissed the case and also dismissed the case again when judge entered plea of not guilty for me I also dismissed the case when I enforced that claimants were slaves and had no rights they are just giving me the evidence but I'm going to play their game and beat them at it I did also try plea to the judges human and kind caring nature and I will commend him actually even tho still going forward with the case he is allowing me to defend my self and call all my own witnesses so this will be a fairer trial than most people and I assert that under no time I will consent to the jurisdiction and nor will I accept the surname this is going to be a keep your eye on case as I'm now not back into court till 2/3/2020 so I think I must have done something right hopefully this is progress I did even say to the judge I hope he is the one who has the courage to take our country back to its once glorious self not exactly that but something under those lines and I am one man and my mind gets tired I welcome all criticism but please try keep it more positive less negative like I say am just doing it the way I think how guys and what would help and I would class today as a success others have gone before me and not made it back out for a while
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So this buffoon went to an arraignment, blathered a lot to no great purpose, tried to foist a unilateral agreement/tacit agreement, was roundly and soundly ignored, and the judge/usher/???? entered and automatic plea of not guilty as the law requires. Winning!!!!!!!!
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Great SovCit non sequiturs of our times, number 37:
I have mental health and became an alcoholic
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It's a very dangerous road to go down if you start justifying your criminality on the grounds of mental illness. Mental health issues may be mitigation at sentencing but "I was too bonkers to be culpable" has a nasty habit of leading to "I'm so bonkers I should be sectioned".
JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
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[/quote]Burnaby49 wrote: ↑Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:18 am It's a dark, dark day for the free men and women of Britain when the Royal Court of Justice, acting as if it has a monopoly on deciding on the law, refuses to accept the jurisdiction of a make-believe court comprised of a jury of twelve buffoons who know nothing of law and a pretend judge with access to a colour printer. But, while Lynda Thyer is now illegally incarcerated in France, all is not lost! Her followers have crowd sourced their thoughts on getting her back and have already come up with a number of effective strategies that don't involve a return visit to Britain's corrupt courts.
One is to force France to return her to Britain by bringing the country to its knees with a devastating boycott;
thebubster0312
Stop buying French products and withhold payments to French utility companies. Get this message to the yellow vests.
fred dimble
That's it now we all need to bring down the whole legal system and the Royals, we need to stop dealing with the French and not buy any French products.
Judith L. Harper
People should collectively boycott France by not vacationing there as well as not buying their products. That might create an atmosphere within France conducive for a positive outcome for Lyn Thyer and David Noakes. Also a boycott would bring to light the benefits of GcMAF and how big pharma is attempting to keep humanity from utilizing GcMAF through the legal, political, and social systems.
Apparently they think they have the economic clout to "create an atmosphere" by boycotting French cheese and day trips to Paris. There goes 0.0000000000001% of the French economy!
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Another economic boycott was also suggested. Cripple mainstream cancer research by stopping all of their generous donations;
There.... Sue me for libel in your Play Court your honour.
I think you greatly overestimate their impact. I seriously doubt these "fine people" (to quote the orange shit-gibbon) are buying fine, or even moderate, French cheeses, wine, champagne, etc. But that just means more for me.
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I beg to disagree.
Wikipedia says that the French Gross Domestic Product in 2017 was 2.583 trillion United States dollars. Multiply that by my 0.0000000000001% and you get, if my math is correct, $2.58 American or 2.14 British Pounds. I think I can safely say that these idiots between them manage to spend at least that much on whatever France exports to the UK.
Wikipedia says that the French Gross Domestic Product in 2017 was 2.583 trillion United States dollars. Multiply that by my 0.0000000000001% and you get, if my math is correct, $2.58 American or 2.14 British Pounds. I think I can safely say that these idiots between them manage to spend at least that much on whatever France exports to the UK.
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I sit corrected. And I blame it on the morphine and vicodin. Going in for back surgery in two weeks -- after having bilateral knee replacements, three lithotrypsies (LARGE kidney stones) and two broken ribs in the last year. Will be having laminectomy on all five lumbar vertebrae -- fun times.
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I'm sure you'll be back on the gymnastics circuit in no time!woodworker wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2019 4:31 am I sit corrected. And I blame it on the morphine and vicodin. Going in for back surgery in two weeks -- after having bilateral knee replacements, three lithotrypsies (LARGE kidney stones) and two broken ribs in the last year. Will be having laminectomy on all five lumbar vertebrae -- fun times.
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Only if they lift the restraining ordergrixit wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2019 5:52 amI'm sure you'll be back on the gymnastics circuit in no time!woodworker wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2019 4:31 am I sit corrected. And I blame it on the morphine and vicodin. Going in for back surgery in two weeks -- after having bilateral knee replacements, three lithotrypsies (LARGE kidney stones) and two broken ribs in the last year. Will be having laminectomy on all five lumbar vertebrae -- fun times.
JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?