Danny the DogWalker's online affidavit

ASITStands · Post by **ASITStands** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:50 pm

Demosthenes wrote:Have you ever noticed that the big stuff only happens when Riley is at the house. It's pretty obvious he's a Fed.

The need for attention is infectious.

. · Post by . » Sat Aug 04, 2007 2:29 pm

It's pretty obvious he's a Fed

Hey, are you a fed trying to stir up dissent? Nah, just kidding. No, wait, I'm a fed trying to confuse them. Like that's even necessary.

In any case, since most of us don't care what happens to them other than they are ultimately brought to account in full, we'll rely on you to tell us who was a fed and who wasn't after the shan hits the fit.

Post by **Demosthenes** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 4:07 pm

So far, no Feds at all. I think that's the problem.

Weathervane · Post by **Weathervane** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 7:51 pm

Demosthenes wrote:Have you ever noticed that the big stuff only happens when Riley is at the house. It's pretty obvious he's a Fed.

Better not blow anyone's cover, Demo...we might have to start calling you Scooterthenes.

Post by **LPC** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 8:30 pm

Demosthenes wrote:Have you ever noticed that the big stuff only happens when Riley is at the house. It's pretty obvious he's a Fed.

Or Baron von Munchhausen.

Post by **The Observer** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:09 pm

LPC wrote:
Demosthenes wrote:Have you ever noticed that the big stuff only happens when Riley is at the house. It's pretty obvious he's a Fed.
Or Baron von Munchhausen.

Or he is invoking Warhol's Law of Fame.

Disilloosianed · Post by **Disilloosianed** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:28 pm

Please, please, please will someone tell me where I can get my own liberty tool. Does it have a compass in the stock and a thing which tells time?

Post by **webhick** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:47 pm

Disilloosianed wrote:Please, please, please will someone tell me where I can get my own liberty tool. Does it have a compass in the stock and a thing which tells time?

If you're a guy, you were born with it. And yes, it can tell time.

Disilloosianed · Post by **Disilloosianed** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:27 pm

But only if you are standing naked in the sun?

Unfortunately, not a guy....maybe the Captain will let me borrow his

Post by **webhick** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:37 pm

Disilloosianed wrote:But only if you are standing naked in the sun?

Nothing that complicated. It tells you when it's morning, when it's time to have fun (whether or not that's convenient for you is another story), and sometimes it tells you when it's time to change your clothes into something more conservative.