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WOW, just WOW, I 'm glad to hear you're hanging in there. All my best.
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wserra wrote: Sun Jun 06, 2021 1:03 pm Shit. Not much else to say, other than "Hang in there".
JamesVincent wrote: Sun Jun 06, 2021 4:35 pm Fam! While it sucks hearing about the issues you're having it's good to hear that it's getting treated. Hope you continue to have progress.
notorial dissent wrote: Sun Jun 06, 2021 8:41 pm WOW, just WOW, I 'm glad to hear you're hanging in there. All my best.
Thanks!
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Keep on fighting!
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Famspear wrote: Sun Jun 06, 2021 11:24 amThe effect of this drug is to wipe out the recipient's immune system.
Impossible. Antivaxxers told me that immunocompromised people don’t exist so I don’t have to wear a mask or get vaccinated to protect them if I happen to run into one.
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Jeffrey wrote: Mon Jun 07, 2021 12:54 am
Famspear wrote: Sun Jun 06, 2021 11:24 amThe effect of this drug is to wipe out the recipient's immune system.
Impossible. Antivaxxers told me that immunocompromised people don’t exist so I don’t have to wear a mask or get vaccinated to protect them if I happen to run into one.
Yeah, the crazies are in the news a lot lately.
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The most important medicines I am taking now are daratumumab (also known as "Darzalex") and bortezomib (also known as "Velcade"). My understanding is that these are the ones that seem to be somewhat effective in controlling the cancer right now.
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Also, I am fortunate to live in the Houston area -- one of the top places in the world for health care, with the Texas Medical Center.
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Glad to see that you are fighting on and making life count. I don't know if you have gotten second opinions on the treatments. And no, I am not not suggesting "alternative" medicine. But a second opinion from a mainstream physician or health institute should be something everyone pursues, if only for peace of mind in knowing that you have gotten the best choices offered by our medical system.

As an example, my neighbor was dying from a damaged heart due to rheumatic fever that he had suffered from as a child. In his late 60s, he and his wife were told by his heart physician that there was nothing more that could be done for him and that he had a matter of weeks to live at best. His wife was telling me about this meeting and was sobbing uncontrollably. I told her that she should secure an appointment at some other doctor, independent of their health care system to see if they agreed with that doctor's diagnosis. She agreed that she should do that. The result was that the second physician told her that her husband's outlook was not as bleak as the previous doctor believed, that they could implant a new designed pace-maker that would double his current heart function and keep him alive much longer. Furthermore, the doctor wanted to evaluate my neighbor for candidacy of a heart transplant. To make a long story short, my neighbor received a heart transplant within a few months and lived for another 12 years or so until he passed away from other causes.
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The Observer wrote: Tue Jun 08, 2021 1:22 pm Glad to see that you are fighting on and making life count. I don't know if you have gotten second opinions on the treatments. And no, I am not not suggesting "alternative" medicine. But a second opinion from a mainstream physician or health institute should be something everyone pursues, if only for peace of mind in knowing that you have gotten the best choices offered by our medical system.
Should you wish to go that route, Dana-Farber, in Boston, is world-class. They've kept my wife alive for 18 years.
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Don't know about world famous but my cardiac surgeon is through the Cleveland Clinic in Union Memorial Hospital in Baltimore. I have never had a doctors office who was as up to speed on everything. Even though I'm still having issues he calls to check on me pretty regularly and has now scheduled me for to see a second surgeon on the 24th. The next surgery they proposed will require two surgeons and be spread across two days. Unlike my primary care all of my heart medications are up to date on refills when I need them and there is never any changes without him personally calling me first. Can't honestly think of anything bad to say at all about the office.
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From a private message I sent earlier today, Monday, August 16:
I am now probably going to have to have a blood transfusion once per week. The bone marrow cancer is really taking its toll, as are the chemo-therapy drugs. Met with my oncologist today.

Tomorrow (Tuesday Aug 17) i will have a blood transfusion, the third one in less than 2 weeks.

We are still waiting on the possibility that I could have something called a chimeric antigen receptor (CAR) T-cell therapy procedure, but the waiting list is very long. My oncologist is trying to keep me alive long enough so that I can have the CAR T-cell therapy.

In all this, the objective is to keep me alive a little while longer; the cancer (multiple myeloma) is incurable.

Thankfully, I'm in very little pain -- just feeling tired, especially when I walk in the sun!
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I will now announce the Famspar limerick contest! Winner will receive One million Quatloos, or 3 million Re or 5 million kindness credits as a prize!! Enter your best Famspar limericks here!
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LaVidaRoja wrote: Tue Aug 17, 2021 1:01 am I will now announce the Famspar limerick contest! Winner will receive One million Quatloos, or 3 million Re or 5 million kindness credits as a prize!! Enter your best Famspar limericks here!
Many of these are technically not limericks, but what the heck.....

By the way, am I disqualified from entering the contest because I'm me???

On Peter Eric Hendrickson:

Oh the Court gave him no certiorari,
Which made Peter the Great really sorry.
Guilty verdict -- it stands!
But now Pete can make plans
For a felony tax dodge safari!

July 12, 2012, at
http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... 35#p142035

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Peter Hendrickson's Narcissistic Hymn To Himself

--sung to the tune of I’ve Gotta Be Me (with apologies to Walter Marks, who composed the original words & music; hit version, c. 1968, was sung by Sammy Davis, Jr.)

I know I’m right; I’ll never be wrong….
My beautiful face in this world is always so strong….
It’s all about Me…. It’s all about Me…
Oh, why can’t they see: I’m Superman….

I want to live, and also connive.
And I won't give up this dream
Of life that keeps me alive….
It’s all about Me…. It’s all about Me…
Delusion, you see, makes Me what I am….

My far-away prize, My World of Success,
I have not attained, because of My fall.
I won't knuckle down, although I'm a mess,
For now I believe, yes I believe, I deserve it all….

I'll go it alone, that's how it must be;
Cannot think about somebody else --
It’s all about Me….
It’s all about Me…. It’s all about Me…..
I could just cry: I’m living a lie!
It’s all about Me….

July 11, 2012, at
http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... 0&start=20

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Regarding a protester named Joseph Ernest Clifford Gump:

That Sov'reign American, Gump,
Thought the courts -- and the law -- he could stump
Just by playing-pretend
That the rules he could bend,
But the judge threw him out on his rump.

June 10, 2012, at
http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... 88#p141888

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On Philip L. Hart:

For a wacky protester named Phil,
Takin’ free rides was run-of-the-mill.
Yes, the bold Mister Hart
Took some logs -- for a start --
Then ducked taxes that gave him a chill.

May 31, 2012, at
http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... 65#p141365

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On Edward Lewis Brown:

A doddering blowhard named Ed
Faces charges anew, so it’s said.
So, there just ain’t no tellin’
How this cranky old felon
Will see freedom before he is dead.

Feb. 19, 2009, at
http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... ing#p59144

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On L.B. Bork:

A blithering blowhard called Bork,
Writes a lot like a Sovereign Dork.
Yes, he’s cooked his own goose
With nonsensical juice,
And he’s done – you can stick in the fork!

Sept. 29, 2010, at
http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... 11#p104011

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On Peter Eric Hendrickson:

A blowhardy con-man called Pete
Thought his fraudulent theories were neat.
When he saw he’d be jailed,
All his tax theories failed;
Yes, he bailed -- when he felt enough heat!

Aug. 17, 2010, at
http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... 79#p101579

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About Peter Eric Hendrickson, creator of the Cracking the Code tax scam:

Blowhard Pete

(sung to the tune of "Young at Heart" by Carolyn Leigh & Johnny Richards)
(imagine this as sung by Frank Sinatra or Tony Bennett)

Fairy tales can come true, it can happen to you
If you're Blowhard Pete.
For it's hard, you will find, to be narrow of mind
If you're Blowhard Pete!

You can go to extremes with impossible schemes.
You can cry when your schemes fall apart at the seams.
And life gets more ex-cit-ing with each pass-ing day.
'Cause jail is either where you are, or on its way.

Don't you know that it's worth every treasure on earth
To be Blowhard Pete!
For as dumb as you are, it's much better by far
To be Blowhard Pete!

And if you should survive to a hundred and five,
Look at all you derive when you want to connive!
And here is what's so neat, you got to lie! Cheat!
'Cause you are the nar-ci-ssis-tic Blow-hard Pete!

June 27, 2010, at
http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... 258#p98258

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Oh, they say that these verses are bad,
And it’s clear that they’re trite – just a tad!
I confess that they’re mine--
Every moribund line--
But you’ve read them, and now you’ve been had!

Nov. 14, 2009, at
http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... ahn#p81457

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On Eddie Ray Kahn:

There once was a preacher named Eddie
Whose grasp of tax law wasn’t steady.
So he thought he’d have fun
With ol’ "eight-sixty-one"--
Now, his prisoner’s cell will be ready.

June 11, 2008, at
http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... ahn#p39516

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On Larken D. Rose and his wife Tessa:

A loony protester named Larken
To the genuine law would not harken.
Had he stayed on his toes,
He and sweet Tessa Rose
Could’ve spared themselves lives that were darkened.

Aug. 6, 2008, at
http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... ssa#p43870

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More on Larken Rose:

A pitiful beggar named Larken
For some donated dollars is barkin’.
If the ranting would stop,
He might not be a flop --
He might find that his mind would be sharpened.

Oct. 16, 2008

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On Lindsey Kent Springer:

A hapless protester named Springer
Has an ego enormous -- humdinger!
But his motions will fail,
And he’s going to jail.
Yes, his Lindsey is caught in the wringer!

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On Lindsey Kent Springer:

Mr. Springer delights in his babble,
But his study of law is mere dabble.
And the judge won’t agree:
“Off to jail! One! Two! Three!”
I can’t wait for the sound of that gavel!

Feb. 23, 2010, at
http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... ger#p87122

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On Phil Hart:

Phil has filed yet another petition!
"Save that Idaho house from perdition!"
He don't wanna pay tax,
But he's gotta face facts:
No one's buyin' the garbage he's dishin'.

--Feb. 14, 2013

http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... 71#p153271

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THE WACKADOOSTER'S LAMENT
(or, "The Cracking the Code Blues,"
also known as
"Set My Peter Free")

I just thought that I could play
"Keep my pro-per-ty away
From the mean ol' tax collector".
Now I feel like a defector,
'Cause I just don't want to pay
"Frivo-penalties" today.

Oh, I thought he knew the tax,
But my Peter got the axe!
Yes, he stumbled bad in court
And his scam is on "abort."

-----(Chorus:)
-----Oh darlin', can't you see
-----That it's not all up to me.
-----Yes, I need some help from thee.
-----Oh, babe, set my Peter free!

I don't wanna write a letter,
"Cause I know this won't get better.
No, John Stossel won't behave,
And my rear end he won't save.
Oh, I'm sad because the Pete
Will be taken off the street.

When the Peter goes to jail
As incarcerated male,
I will cry and whine and wail;
I will rant and groan and rail.

-----(Chorus:)
-----Oh darlin', can't you see
-----That it's not all up to me.
-----Yes, I need some help from thee.
-----Oh, babe, set my Peter free!

http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... abe#p93841

April 29, 2010

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Doreen
(sung to the tune of "Jolene," by Dolly Parton)

Doreen!
Doreen!
Doreen, Dohhh-reeeeeeen!
I'm begging of you, please file your return!
Doreen!
Doreen!
Doreen, Dohhh-reeeeeeen!
Oh, it's too late, now, and you might get burned!

You face a charge, now, of contempt!
Your pers'nal life is so unkempt!
You gotta fight these charges, now, Doreen!

Indictment is du-pli-ci-tous--
So now's your chance to make a fuss,
And get the charges dropped for now, Doreen!

Although they'd only re-indict,
You gotta show 'em you can fight!
I know that you can do it, oh, Doreen!

Doreen!
Doreen!
Doreen, Dohhh-reeeeeeen!
I'm begging of you, don't rely on Pete!
Doreen!
Doreen!
Doreen, Dohhh-reeeeeeen!
The Blow-hard-meister's always gettin' beat!

His legal knowledge ain't worth crap!
A two-time loser! What a sap!
That Felon-meister-loser is Absurd!

Prepost'rous Pete will never stop,
And C-t-C is such a flop!
Two prison terms! Will he make it a third?

In prison terms both one and two,
He should have been supporting you!
I hope you wake up some day, oh, Doreen!

http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... ne#p157943

on June 8, 2013

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More on Doreen Hendrickson:

Oh, the count of contempt for Doreen
Multiplies allegations – how mean!
So perhaps they'll amend
The indictment, and send
Her a better one, tidy and clean!

So Doreen, with this charge, must now deal
With some energy, gusto and zeal.
If in court she should fail
And go six months in jail,
Pompous Peter will cook his own meal.

June 8, 2013, at

http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... lit=Jolene

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Regarding the fake "Republic for the united States of America" and James Timothy "Tim" Turner, in response to a poster who mentioned that the fake Congress doesn't even bother with the quorum rules:

Oh, they used to believe in a quorum.
But with Timmy in jail, that can bore 'em!
When your "congress" is fake,
Rules are just hard to take.
So, the rules -- they just tend to ignore 'em!

August 6, 2013

http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... 03#p160003

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On Kenneth Leaming demanding that the Court pay him while he's in prison:

Oh, it seems that our friend, Kenny Leaming,
Is now really upset -- oh, he's steaming!
Yes, he sent us a bill,
But the payment is nil.
If he thinks that we'd pay, then he's dreaming.

Aug. 15, 2013

http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... =160305#p1

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Regarding Oscar Stilley:

A loopy Arkansan called Stilley
Could avoid a conviction -- but will he?
Yes, it might be quite hard
If he ends up disbarred
And a jail term will give him the willies.

-March 11, 2009

http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... ger#p60308

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Regarding Lindsey K. Springer:

An arrogant con man called Lindsey
Pushes tax protestations of whimsy.
Mister know-it-all Springer
Has a problem humdinger
If his alibi proves to be flimsy.

http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... ger#p60308

-March 11, 2009

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Regarding a poster named "jesse james" who was too fearful to post at Quatloos, because he thought that would mean that his IP address would be discovered:

A trembling protester named Jess
Lives in fear for his IP address.
He's too timid to battle:
All hat and no cattle!
So he hides in the foliage, a mess!

---January 15, 2014, at
http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... 78#p165578

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Yes, although "jesse james" lacks the intelligence of Blowhard Hendrickson and the courage of Harvester/johnthetaxist/Libre/Nationwide, he soldiers bravely on despite the fact that he suffers from the delusion that he somehow knows how to analyze legal texts. Like someone who believes he has found a precious jewel in the form of a plastic ring extracted from a box of Cracker Jacks, jesse (like Blowhard Hendrickson and many other amateurs) believes he has found, in Subtitle C of the Internal Revenue Code, the jewel that makes his income not be taxable.

Jesse suffers from major delusion--
A malignant "illogic contusion".
There are gigantic cracks
In his thoughts about Tax:
He has "Subtitle C Mass Confusion."

---January 15, 2014, at
http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... 78#p165578

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Regarding Otto Skinner:

If you swallow the nonsense of Skinner,
You may find that your wallet grows thinner.
So, let this be your motto:
"Rely Not On Otto!"
What he fed you ain't much of a dinner!

--January 21, 2014

http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... f=8&t=9789

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The Ode Of He Who Holds the Delusional Belief That Consent Is Required

'Though a prison term's scheduled for me,
I must say that I cannot agree!
If consent I withhold,
Do you think I'll be told
That the marshal will just set me free?

'Though I might have once said "I consent,"
I am sure, now, it's not what I meant!
I will bellow and wail
If they take me to jail,
And my clothes I will rip up and rent.

Oh, I suffer delusion, no doubt;
If they throw me in prison, I'll pout!
I will pull out my hair,
'Cause it just ain't no fair:
All that wailin' will not get me out!

Others know that I live in a dream
Where "consent" is my recurring theme.
So, I act like a troll
And more nonsense extol;
I just hope I don't run out of steam.

Oh, I argue: "consent is required!"--
But my argument really is tired.
'Though I just keep on tryin',
Nobody is buyin'
This nonsense in which I am mired.

--from March 27, 2014
http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... &start=100

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'Though we may not remember consent,
"Out of shape" we should not become bent!
This ain't much of a poem--
Who knows where this is goin'?
I should give up this nonsense for Lent!

--from March 27, 2014
http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... &start=100

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Oh, the pain that might come with bad punnery
Would be better than life in a nunnery!
Spending years with those girls
Without kissing their curls?
-- That would hardly be very much funnery!

--from May 9, 2013
http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... =51&t=8369

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On Boris Roger Erickson:

So, they’re wond’ring about Mister Boris:
Do the sounds in his head make a chorus?
Can he think like a champ?
Is there light in his lamp?
Can he see all the trees in the forest?

Yes, an expert will tell, in a jiffy,
If his mental condition ain’t spiffy.
‘Though the tax man may summon,
No good answers are comin’;
So, the final result may be iffy.

--final version, Oct 3, 2014
at:

http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... 94#p177694

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I'm feeling only "adequate" today --
"Sufficient" in an ordinary way.
It's easy, now, to tell:
I just cannot excel.
There really isn't that much more to say.

March 12, 2013, at

http://quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=9169

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On Rodney Dale Class:

The sov'reign, delusional Rod
To a pleading of 'Guilty' did nod.
He is hardly someone
We should trust with a gun;
I see jail time for this Mister Odd.

Oh, he seems just a little contrary
With his theories, goofy and airy.
Yes, the arrogant Class
Might be handed his ass;
You could say his position is hairy.

Nov. 24, 2014, at

http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... 14#p180414

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Well, I guess it had to happen sooner or later......

...............a limerick for Kent Hovind......

A felonious preacher named Kent
Went to prison for quite a long stint.
Yes, his freedom, he lacks
‘Cause he didn’t pay tax;
Well, at least now, he doesn’t pay rent.

http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... &start=780
January 28, 2015

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Doreen Part 2
(once again, sung to the tune of "Jolene," by Dolly Parton)

Doreen!
Doreen!
Doreen, Dohhh-reeeeeeen!
It just won't do to whine and moan and wail!
Doreen!
Doreen!
Doreen, Dohhh-reeeeeeen!
It's now your turn to spend some time in jail!

It's time for you to take your lumps!
You're lookin' at some eighteen months--
But less than that, if you could just behave.

I guess you won't be cleanin' house;
That chore devolves upon your Spouse.
I wonder if he'll rant and cuss and rave.

Doreen!
Doreen!
Doreen, Dohhh-reeeeeeen!
Is this the way you realize your wishes?
Doreen!
Doreen!
Doreen, Dohhh-reeeeeeen!
At least you won't be washin' all those dishes!

Yes, for a while, you won't be free;
You're breakin' up your family!
Is that what you were wantin', eh, Doreen?

Doreen!
Doreen!
Doreen, Dohhh-reeeeeeen!
Your life is really hittin' all the skids!
Doreen!
Doreen!
Doreen, Dohhh-reeeeeeen!
Is this the thing that's right for both your kids?

Dohhh-reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!

on April 11, 2015,
at

http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... 55#p187055

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What I'm taking from all this digression
Can be stated much like a confession:
Yes, it seems that I've heard
I must stress the right word.
Oh, all right; I will make that concession.

What I think I might just be inviting
Is the skill to write satire that's biting.
No one else will be bored
If my word's like a sword!
These are lessons in much better writing!

So, I'm thinkin' that I would be wise
To learn more how to just EMPHASIZE.
Is this now the right season
To give you my reason?
Well, why yes! I just might win a prize!

You may say, "He's delusional now!"
"Win a prize? Oh, come on now! Just how?"
And, I guess you'd be right;
So I'll close for the night.
As I leave, let me take a small bow.

---on August 24 or 25 of 2014, at

http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... n&start=40

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Oh, it's hard to put feelings in rhyme,
'Cause my brain isn't working this time!
Ontologically speaking,
My neurons, they're creaking!
My perception just ain't worth a dime!

To be honest as Honest Abe Lincoln,
I must say: "What the heck was I thinkin'?"
Oh, how silly I'll feel
If that feller ain't real!
Will my head just implode? Is it shrinkin'?

Yes, I feel I've been fooled -- I've been had!
I was tricked into talkin' to Rad!
Can I live with the shame?
After all, I'm to blame!
Oh, I must be a nut, and quite mad!

----January 31, 2016, at:

http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... 00#p221700

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Sung by those losthorizoners who eventually do become completely disillusioned among Hendrickson’s Heroes -- to the tune of You’re Gonna Make Me Lonesome When You Go, by Bob Dylan:

PeterMeister, don’t get sore;
We don’t buy your trash no more.
We want all our money back -- and more!
Been shooting in the dark too long.
C-t-C ain’t right -- it’s wrong.
You’re gonna make us lonesome when you go.

Tax evasion did we love—
But now we’re giving Pete the shove!
The IRS has hit us from below.
Now we see – we've been corrected,
Right on target, re-directed,
You’re gonna make us lonesome when you go.

Pete's tax theories? -- Way off base!
Yes, we cheated – what disgrace!
Liens and levies hurt -- if you don't know!
Can't remember what we was thinkin' of.
Delusions – we have had enough.
We’re gonna make you lonesome when we go.

-----All our friends could see we’re bloomin' crazy,
-----Jibber, jabber, back and forth in rhyme,
-----Yes, Pete's logic was completely hazy,
-----He thought we’d go on forever.
-----And never recognize he's lyin’.

Situations have ended sad,
All our tax returns were bad.
Ours have been a pain and a bore.
But there's no way we can compare
All those scenes to this affair,
We’re gonna make you lonesome when we go.

-----We’re gonna make you wonder what we’re doin',
-----Stayin' far behind, without you.
-----We’re gonna make you wonder what we’re sayin',
-----We’re gonna give ourselves a good talkin' to.

We’ll see Pete, then, in Fed’ral prison!
Are we sorry? No, we isn’t!!
Pete will have to leave us now, we know.
Pete, we'll think of you in the sky above,
In the tall grass, in the ones we love,
You’re gonna make US lonesome when YOU go!

http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... 0&start=80
June 8, 2009

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http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... &start=100

June 12, 2009

Sung by Peter's minions, to the tune of "Misery" by John Lennon and Paul McCartney:

Peter's treatin' me ba-aa-aa-ad... Mi-ser-y!

I'm the kind of guy
Who never used to cry,
But Pete is treatin' me ba-aa-aa-ad... Mi-ser-y!

Now C-t-C's a bore:
No an-swers a-ny more!
Tax cheatin' is a dra-aa-aa-ag... Mi-ser-y!

-----I'll re-mem-ber all the liens - they aren't fun!
-----Can't Pete see, he'll al-ways be, the losing one?!?

We Crack-heads all should flee,
'Cause Uncle Sam can see
The Peter Meister put us all in mi-ser-y!

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‘Though he tried to put up a good fight,
It is clear Clovus ain’t seen the light.
No, he won’t learn his lesson;
It’s time for confessin’,
It’s clear that poor Clovus ain’t bright.

He can try just as hard as he might,
But ‘Cracking the Code’ just ain’t right.
To rely upon Pete
Leaves him utterly beat;
Yes, The Law has a terrible bite.

Hendricksonian pontification
Means true Logic just took a vacation!
Pete is wrong on The Law;
C-t-C? It’s a flaw,
And may lead to some incarceration!

July 28, 2016

http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... 73#p230873

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On a tax protester named Larry W. Macdonald:

Old Macdonald owed some tax,
E-I-E-I-O!
Common sense he clearly lacks,
E-I-E-I-O!
With a penalty here,
and a penalty there--
Friv-o-lous
Pen-al-ties!
Everywhere the penalties!
Old Macdonald owed some tax,
E-I-E-I-O!

Old Macdonald’s case had cracks!
E-I-E-I-O!
From the Court he took his smacks!
E-I-E-I-O!
With a “you lose here”
And a “you lose there” --
Here a loss,
There a loss,
Findin’ out the Court is Boss!
Old Macdonald’s case had cracks!
E-I-E-I-O!

Old Macdonald -- weak on facts!
E-I-E-I-O!
Now the papers come -- in stacks!
E-I-E-I-O!
What are they?
Easy guess:
Billings from the IRS!
Old Macdonald -- weak on facts!
E-I-E-I-O!

--from

http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... 62#p268182
on August 28, 2018

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A crackpot protester called Cotter
Flung out foolishly frivolous fodder.
Yes, the girlie called Shirley
Was overly surly;
Her tax theory was a non-starter.

Yes, it seems Shirley’s falsely conflatin’
Payin’ taxes with homage to Satan.
Her religious belief
Is now bringin’ her grief;
Payin’ taxes is something she’s hatin’.

So, she sadly must see, and concede
That, to Satan, her tribute she’ll feed.
Yes, the poor Missy Cotter
Becomes Satan’s Daughter,
And satisfies Satan’s tax need.

from:
http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... 51&t=11989
on July 23, 2019
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OMDL. All that in one spot. The interwebs are gonna crash.
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An impressive body of work.
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Quatloos, Re, and kindness credits are flowing your way. Not to mention all of our own best wishes.
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