UK - Neelu Berry opens my eyes

[notorial dissent]

I think it is more a case of, as someone I once knew was fond of saying, "some people are just can't walk and chew gum at the same time" and this certainly sounds like a prime example of it.

[Gregg]

So what tools, exactly, do you need for the trade when your trade seems to layabout and general drain on society?

[Philistine]

So what tools, exactly, do you need for the trade when your trade seems to layabout and general drain on society?

Bar fridge, fainting couch, loudspeaker, red ink, stamps. It's fairly expensive.

[aesmith]

Looks like there might be fireworks at 7pm tonight though. I feel a notice of treason coming on!

False alarm it seems ..

Ved Chaudhari Thanks to the 2 supporters who waited 2 hours for Mr Langley of Marstons, who did not turn up. Maybe Mr Langley got a call from Prime Minister Theresa May or Jeremy Corbyn, or CEO of Redbridge Council, Andy Donald or Cllr Gurdial Bhamra or MP Ilford North, Wes Streeting..in case he turns up any time soon, he will get live streamed again...

[John Uskglass]

'Prime Minister, if I could have a word? Your backbenchers are demanding your resignation, there's a bit of a situation developing with the US and Iran, oh, and the US and China, plus we really aren't getting anywhere with Brexit.'

'Not now, Sir Humphrey, Neelu Berry needs some bailiff trouble sorting, and I need to step in before Corbyn does and steals all the credit'

[Gregg]

Looks like there might be fireworks at 7pm tonight though. I feel a notice of treason coming on!

False alarm it seems ..

Ved Chaudhari Thanks to the 2 supporters who waited 2 hours for Mr Langley of Marstons, who did not turn up. Maybe Mr Langley got a call from Prime Minister Theresa May or Jeremy Corbyn, or CEO of Redbridge Council, Andy Donald or Cllr Gurdial Bhamra or MP Ilford North, Wes Streeting..in case he turns up any time soon, he will get live streamed again...

Or maybe his kid was feeling sick and his wife couldn't get home so he stayed with him and took the evening off?

[Siegfried Shrink]

Or standard operating procedure with known trouble makers is to say one day and time and turn up some other day and time just to frustrate the hordes (2) of camera waving supporters.

[TheNewSaint]

Ved Chaudhari Thanks to the 2 supporters who waited 2 hours

I wonder if the 2 supporters are Ellis and herself, and no one else showed up at all.

[Gregg]

She'd get more support if she had cookies.

[Hercule Parrot]

She got that story from the clearly utterly deranged Mark Steele.

My goodness, he is surely Neelu's soulmate. His obsession with secret baby-killing lampposts and council conspiracies is a perfect match for Nelly's key interests.

[notorial dissent]

She'd get more support if she had cookies.

Definitely snacks, free beer would be a guarantee. Otherwise, solidarity, support, meh.

[AnOwlCalledSage]

https://www.facebook.com/lou.lotus.37/v ... 443458189/

"Nobody knows what a remedy is because no-one has ever got it."

By George she's got it. I think she's finally got it!

"But they are in hiding."

Narrators voice: She hasn't got it.

[notorial dissent]

A "remedy" is pepto bismo or salts of bismuth or even eye of knewt and toe of frog, or is it nose of warthog, but in the legal world, AIN'T. NO. SUCH. AMINAL!!!!!!!! Stupid sovcits and fotl's.

[Pottapaug1938]

A "remedy" is pepto bismo or salts of bismuth or even eye of knewt and toe of frog, or is it nose of warthog, but in the legal world, AIN'T. NO. SUCH. AMINAL!!!!!!!! Stupid sovcits and fotl's.

Remember that our old friend DMVP was obsessed with "remedy"; and he had no shortage of magical incantations which he used liberally.

[notorial dissent]

Comes back I think, to that good old standard of, "that word doesn't mean what you think it means" and they just keep on proving it.

[longdog]

I don't think they really have any idea what it means themselves apart from some process whereby they get everything they want and the other party stops doing everything they don't like.

Behind with your mortgage? Remedy = A free house.

Up in court on criminal charges? Remedy = Being let off scot free without a trial.

Lost a civil case? Remedy = Decision reversed without having to go to appeal.

[Siegfried Shrink]

Isn't it nice that 2 lonely old people have found a soulmate in each other?

Bless them.

[alexhammer]

Perhaps the saddest thing about Neelu is that she has no one in her life - friend, relative, whatever - that will tell her that she looks like the child of a retarded clown and an 80's hair band.



Sorry for the nightmares.

[Gregg]

Egads! That should have had a keyboard warning, man!

I hereby fine you 500 Quatloos (or 20 gazongabillion Re, whichever is most). Pay one of Webhick's Interns on the way out, and he'll validate your parking receipt if you have it, but only if you are claiming it for parking a giraffe.

That picture totally destroys the more familiar image I have of her looking like nothing more than a bag lady pushing all her earthly possessions around in a shopping trolley and talking to herself out loud about how The Queen treasoned her and she's gonna get her revenge, you wait and see!

Gone, just in a wink, and now I get the "If Janis Joplin had lived, but just barely...and was a Pakistani Madam" look which is considerably more disturbing.

[longdog]

Not my type on the grounds that she is A) female and B) barking fucking mad but she doesn't scrub up too badly for her age.