Fake News Festival!

[Siegfried Shrink]

Umm, Nixon never traveled to Australia as President.
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He did go as Vice President in 1953, but I can find no mention of him ever going after that.

Could this mean the account is not entirely true? But it's on the internet!

[Deep Knight]

Nixon obviously visited Australia a few times during his presidency, such visits being in the Constitution (Article Z, Chapter 72) and all. So, the question should be - why were they covered up? You-know-what down under "down under" with Tricky Dick's tricky dick, that's why. They know how to put more than a few shrimp on the barbie and waltzes in Matilda when they're back out in the Outback, mate.

What I want to know is what exactly why they all let her live. You would figure at least one of 'em would decide that "no witnesses" was a good rule and harvest her adrenochrome. But for some odd reason, they took pity on her, although that doesn't seem to have kept them from raping her. What can I say, people are funny.