A New Take on the Dog Ate my Homework

notorial dissent
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A New Take on the Dog Ate my Homework

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According to a Denver Post article, Mathew and Sandra Zuckerman used shell companies and pets names to hide money and property from the IRS. The companies were all Nevada companies, and I wonder if they were shell companies from an outfit we discussed a few years ago that sold inventoried shell companies.

Denver Post article
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Re: A New Take on the Dog Ate my Homework

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I've owned a number of dogs, all seemingly faithful as the day is long, but I wouldn't have trusted a one of them to own anything of any significance as a nominee.

Just think what anyone with a nice steak in his pocket could convince them to sign. Never mind the dog-notary witnessing the paw-print of the hungry nominee-owner dog, both jumping around excitedly, begging for the slab of beef no matter what the terms of the deal. Man's best friend? Sure, but not a good nominee owner.

These humans are in their 60s. Far too old to be screwing around with dog-based tax evasion. One wonders what other idiocy they've been up to.
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