Rumors of my untimely demise...
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Rumors of my untimely demise...
were not far off the mark, so it works out. I have been closer to letting loose the mortal coil than I generally prefer to be.
For an internal infection that has pretty much ravaged my body, had me in hospital for jus shy of 3 weeks where I had 4 surgeries to drain all the icky stuff out.
So, I was sick, like, life was in danger sick, but we're getting better now so I'm kind of, sort of, back.
Let the pimp slapping of the stupid recommence.
For an internal infection that has pretty much ravaged my body, had me in hospital for jus shy of 3 weeks where I had 4 surgeries to drain all the icky stuff out.
So, I was sick, like, life was in danger sick, but we're getting better now so I'm kind of, sort of, back.
Let the pimp slapping of the stupid recommence.
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I saw mention of your affliction on the Fogbow. I’m glad you’re on the mend, and back in the game.Gregg wrote: ↑Mon Feb 08, 2021 5:38 am were not far off the mark, so it works out. I have been closer to letting loose the mortal coil than I generally prefer to be.
For an internal infection that has pretty much ravaged my body, had me in hospital for jus shy of 3 weeks where I had 4 surgeries to drain all the icky stuff out.
So, I was sick, like, life was in danger sick, but we're getting better now so I'm kind of, sort of, back.
Let the pimp slapping of the stupid recommence.
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Good to know that you are on the mend....
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But this is not the best time to be sick, especially with your conditions. Hoping that you are staying indoors, avoiding contact and distancing far beyond the 6' recommendation. Despite what the "professionals" are telling us, going out with a mask on is not going to totally protect anyone. And your situation does not recommend going out and mixing with the general populace with 2 or 3 masks on. Please take care of yourself and do not risk going out unless its an emergency.
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I am pretty much not leaving the house except for medical appointments.The Observer wrote: ↑Mon Feb 08, 2021 8:10 pm But this is not the best time to be sick, especially with your conditions. Hoping that you are staying indoors, avoiding contact and distancing far beyond the 6' recommendation. Despite what the "professionals" are telling us, going out with a mask on is not going to totally protect anyone. And your situation does not recommend going out and mixing with the general populace with 2 or 3 masks on. Please take care of yourself and do not risk going out unless its an emergency.
Thanks everyone for the well wishes.
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Stay well, and stay safe.
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Glad to hear this, and best wishes for recuperation. Like Woody Allen said:
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Whilst I'm am overjoyed to read this thread and wish all good things... the United Kingdom section?
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Sorry to hear you've been unwell and I hope you're on the mend now.
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For the last 5 years or so most of my comments have been in the UK Forum.AnOwlCalledSage wrote: ↑Tue Feb 09, 2021 5:11 pm Whilst I'm am overjoyed to read this thread and wish all good things... the United Kingdom section?
Its also posted in a forum you are unable to see that is where a lot of the oldest posters would see it.
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Best wishes and glad to hear you are on the road to recovery. How would the dachshunds ever get by left leaderless?
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Best wishes.
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Sorry to hear that you have been so unwell Gregg and hope you continue to make progress. I've been feeling sorry for myself because I ricked a low back muscle and was bitten by (I think) a horsefly when I tried baby steps in waging war on the weeds in the garden. That's small potatoes compared to what you've been through.
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Gregg, may you be as indestructible as the legend depicted in your avatar.
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You need to ask yourself only question: "Have I ever seen Gregg and Keith Richards together at any time?"
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I offer one potentially useful data point to those pondering this question. I frequently ride by Keith's house in Weston Connecticut on my weekend bicycle rides. I have never seen a high performance Mustang with Kentucky plates parked on the street. I also have not seen any dachshunds in tactical gear apparently conducting surveillance of the property.The Observer wrote: ↑Sun Jun 13, 2021 1:40 pmYou need to ask yourself only question: "Have I ever seen Gregg and Keith Richards together at any time?"
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That just goes to show how good they are at camouflage.JohnPCapitalist wrote: ↑Sun Jun 13, 2021 2:26 pm I also have not seen any dachshunds in tactical gear apparently conducting surveillance of the property.
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JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?