Dear DAVID MERRILL VAN PELT;

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Dear DAVID MERRILL VAN PELT;

Post by David Merrill »

I suppose that is what I would have found inside the envelope:

http://www.box.net/shared/static/4jzdhqeytq.pdf

If so; nasty trick don't you think?


The reason I am writing is that Wserra seems to collect my docs in the evidence repository and I want to keep current on the links to your file bucket. So far:

http://www.box.net/shared/static/dx6n6meiql.pdf
http://www.box.net/shared/static/ji0di35mj5.pdf
http://www.box.net/shared/static/uapu3roz3l.pdf
http://www.box.net/shared/static/4jzdhqeytq.pdf

And the DVD has just recently arrived in Denver but Nikki and company seem to have grown bored with my kind of fun. Therefore Wesley - would you please post the link to the DVD entry so I can keep the collection complete?

http://www.usps.com/shipping/trackandconfirm.htm

0308 2040 0000 0062 3552


Thanks!

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David Merrill wrote:I suppose that is what I would have found inside the envelope:
But you could have found something else. What you failed to recognize is this was a quantum event.
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Re: Dear DAVID MERRILL VAN PELT;

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David Merrill wrote:Therefore Wesley - would you please post the link to the DVD entry so I can keep the collection complete?
I don't mind doing that, David, but you could get your own.

http://www.box.net/shared/static/40ee5ve66y.pdf
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The Observer wrote:
David Merrill wrote:I suppose that is what I would have found inside the envelope:
But you could have found something else. What you failed to recognize is this was a quantum event.
Whooooooosh
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Judge Roy Bean wrote:
The Observer wrote:
David Merrill wrote:I suppose that is what I would have found inside the envelope:
But you could have found something else. What you failed to recognize is this was a quantum event.
Whooooooosh

Little do you know...

Or did you all forget that Wesley was the Quatloser who was commenting how terribly embarrassing this all must be for me; if it were him anyway - he would certainly keep all this family garbage off the Internet? You don't remember that?

And that it was Nikki who copy and pasted SAMELSON's fidelity bond/bill here? Oh, yeah! And that it was Demosthenes wanting to gab on so badly about the juicy gossip aspects that she felt compelled to allow me back on Quatloos in order to make it look like her probings were my doing - simply because I could write here to defend myself again?

Now you might understand the novelty, the utility of the Echo Chamber. And how Wserra's collection of PACER images is such a better teaching tool for my purposes.

http://www.box.net/shared/static/dx6n6meiql.pdf
http://www.box.net/shared/static/ji0di35mj5.pdf
http://www.box.net/shared/static/uapu3roz3l.pdf
http://www.box.net/shared/static/4jzdhqeytq.pdf
http://www.box.net/shared/static/40ee5ve66y.pdf

And you all still miss the pun! The pun comes from your own mouths and of course none of this is amusing to you - not what I am posting here. Yet it is all fact, all true. I have a nice collection of the items entered into the federal evidence repository as long as Wesley chooses to hold them in his file bucket there on box.net. for me. But it is only there as a symptom of the sick nature of your disease.

And I can assure you Wesley - within a day of you dumping these images I will be providing people with a new set of my own; provided I cannot find an attorney on the Internet to provide replacement images...


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David Merrill wrote:And you all still miss the pun! The pun comes from your own mouths and of course none of this is amusing to you - not what I am posting here.
Of course it is not amusing - it's not even remotely entertaining. The closest comparison I can even draw is to that of an visiting an old, old rusted train wreck of which it is impossible to come to a logical conclusion about what type of train engine was involved, due to the severity of the crash. I long ago gave up looking at your previous links and videos due to their poor quality in terms of graphics, video, sound and - well, how does one put this? - logic.

Let me know when you are able to return to being amusing again, though and I will take a look.
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Re: Dear DAVID MERRILL VAN PELT;

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From time to time authentic Van Pelt gibberish is amusing, i.e.:
Postal SERVICE is process servers for the Seven Noachide Laws administered by The Sanhedrin through the Freemasons during the Diaspora. That is why I resorted to a much more ancient model than the 1787/1789 American model.
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He still doesn't understand the meaning of a "pun." :roll:
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Re: Dear DAVID MERRILL VAN PELT;

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Nikki wrote:He still doesn't understand the meaning of a "pun." :roll:
Odd - that just reminded me of something Van Pelt posted some many months (years?) ago (and I can't recall now what site it was on); in response to some question he indicated he was prone to outbursts of laughter even when others around him saw nothing amusing.
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Post by Doktor Avalanche »

Three (going on four) days without David.

That's hardly his style at all.
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Re: Dear DAVID MERRILL VAN PELT;

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Since DVP is no longer capable of living in his mama's basement, and seems to be allergic to earning money, I suspect he's been relying on the kindness of others for a spot to crash; one night here, two nights there. This sort of existence may have separated him from his computer or from an internet connection for a day or two. And there are other possibilities, including a sudden fit of sanity.
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He's been moderately active at SonOfSooey, primarily posting details about his case whether they apply to the thread at hand or not.

He's also been continuning his whining about his mystical ability to change federal eserve notes into non-taxable currency by chanting his mantra over them.

As to the possibility of his separation from his computer, he seems to be working from one of his portable devices but without access to his main computer.
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He'll be back as soon as he has some filing work for wserra.
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Lambkin wrote:He'll be back as soon as he has some filing work for wserra.
Good point. I wonder when he'll start referring to Wes as his archivist.
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