Christmas Items For Quatloosians

[The Observer]

Running out of ideas for that favorite Illuminati in your life? Need a quick gift pick to keep that reptilian shape-shifter boss off your back? Looking for a way to cheer up your sovrun paytriot neighbor when the NESARA packies fail to arrive again?

This thread is to post links to all of those esoteric items that you won't find at Abercrombie & Fitch.

Our first item is one you certainly want to get for that cardinal personality...

http://www.thinkgeek.com/clearance/tshirtsapparel/c1d8/

[Thule]

How about some nice Injewcon-shirts. As worn by Uncle Zog.

http://www.cafepress.com/injewcon/177403

[Unidyne]

I find this amusing...

http://www.zazzle.com/feudalism_its_you ... 5520277158

[Arthur Rubin]

[moved to Gambling and Quatloosia Good Life]

[Judge Roy Bean]

[Thule]

That, or a small-scale chemtrail dispenser.

[Judge Roy Bean]

That, or a small-scale chemtrail dispenser.

You need more altitude to do that:



Expect the illuminati to have a fleet of them!

[bmielke]

All I want for Christmas



and maybe one or two of these



Oh and one of these, just you wait Rudolph I'll get you this year!

[Cathulhu]

Having busted my right wrist, I'm NOT going to be using anything bigger than my trusty 38 these days. The one time I shot a 44 magnum on the rifle range, it darn near knocked me over.

[Cathulhu]

There was a time years ago when a somewhat confused young man of my acquaintance decided to join the Marines. I'd hung out a few times with him, and it just seemed terribly wrong to me that he went off to serve his country and didn't have anyone back here writing to him. So I did. I exerted myself to make them cheery, funny letters that told him about his friends here in the NW Science Fiction Society, and ended up inventing the entirely fictional adventures of Buffy and Skippy, my imaginary family.

I cannot tell you how that enriched my own life. And the friends I made! Thanks, CK, I'll definitely take you up on this one.

[JamesVincent]

Hey CK do you or they have the addresses of where to send stuff? My kids have wanted to do that for awhile and we sent some stuff to my old units while they were there but their back home now.

[Nikki]

Hey CK do you or they have the addresses of where to send stuff? My kids have wanted to do that for awhile and we sent some stuff to my old units while they were there but their back home now.

Bethesda Naval Medical Center or Walter Reed Army Hocpital c/o Wounded Warrior program

[wserra]

All these half-measures.

Got a problem with your neighbor? Can't use explosives due to collateral damage? Ask Santa for a GAU-8 Avenger 30 mm cannon.

Problem solved.

Just reinforce your attic first. And make sure there's nothing important for a mile or so behind your neighbor's house.

[webhick]

Amateurs.

[The Observer]

Amateurs.

Exactly.

[bmielke]

All these half-measures.

Got a problem with your neighbor? Can't use explosives due to collateral damage? Ask Santa for a GAU-8 Avenger 30 mm cannon.

Problem solved.

Just reinforce your attic first. And make sure there's nothing important for a mile or so behind your neighbor's house.

Where do I get one? actually where do I get 2, one cannot possibly be enough

[webhick]

Where do I get one? actually where do I get 2, one cannot possibly be enough

Depending on the amount of space you have, you'd need four, eight, or sixteen. Four for the cardinal directions, four for the ordinals, and eight more for the stuff in-between. That is in addition to the quadruple moat (acid, lava, dragons, hamsters). That gives the average person 360 protection.

I'd show you guys my setup which employs a whole lot more than that, but your brains are too small to comprehend the magnitude of security at my summer cottage.

[bmielke]

Where do I get one? actually where do I get 2, one cannot possibly be enough

Depending on the amount of space you have, you'd need four, eight, or sixteen. Four for the cardinal directions, four for the ordinals, and eight more for the stuff in-between. That is in addition to the quadruple moat (acid, lava, dragons, hamsters). That gives the average person 360 protection.

I'd show you guys my setup which employs a whole lot more than that, but your brains are too small to comprehend the magnitude of security at my summer cottage.

Is the 360 Acre mine field, three divisions of loyal guard geese, And the ACME INC Gold Protection plan not enough for me? I had no idea I was so poorly defended.

[Green Lantern]

I tried to do some shopping today, but there were so many gay and lesbian citizens lining up at the local recruiting office I couldn't even get into the parking lot!

BTW---why do they always give the homeless canned pumpkin pie filling, yet no one gives them pie shells?

[webhick]

BTW---why do they always give the homeless canned pumpkin pie filling, yet no one gives them pie shells?

Also, to make a pumpkin pie with the canned filling you need a can of evaporated milk.