Reason # 1,621 for not being a TP

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Reason # 1,621 for not being a TP

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Jessica Alba won't think you're a hottie.
And the photographers who hang around? Jessica continued, "I could give two sh*ts about them. They're so lame, I can't even believe that's a real job. I can't imagine they even pay taxes."
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Oh, is she trying to get everyone's attention again?

I really wish one of her "people" would just bite the bullet and tell her that no one actually cares about anything that comes out of her mouth so she should stop announcing her opinions.

But that's just my opinion on the attention-whore. But, hopefully those TPs that fantasize about her in the shower will start to think twice about not paying their taxes.
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webhick wrote:Oh, is she trying to get everyone's attention again?
Fantastic Four sequel opens in two weeks.
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Demosthenes wrote:
webhick wrote:Oh, is she trying to get everyone's attention again?
Fantastic Four sequel opens in two weeks.
Yeah, I know. :? She also said something about a week ago about how she was sexualized at a young age by Hollywood because she developed early. There'll probably be one or two more attention-mongering spews before the movie opens. And then three more after (if, and when, the box office falls flat).

She also pulls this crap when no one has talked about her for a while. I still remember (with a bitter taste) the whole on-again/off-again engagement announcements with Michael Weatherly and then when people started saying "no one cares anymore", the admission that she abused herself while training for "Dark Angel"
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CaptainKickback wrote:We beautiful people have that burden to bear....... Right Webhick? :)
I suppose I'll have to find one and ask what that burden feels like :)
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I had the misfortune of taking a flight where Fantastic Four was the movie. It's hard to make "SKY" magazine look like an entertainment option, but that baby succeeded.
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Re: Reason # 1,621 for not being a TP

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Attention-Whore wrote:They're so lame, I can't even believe that's a real job. I can't imagine they even pay taxes."
Oh, like people with her "real" job pay taxes? Like Wesley Snipes? :)
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Re: Reason # 1,621 for not being a TP

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webhick wrote:Oh, like people with her "real" job pay taxes? Like Wesley Snipes? :)
I'll bet the movie production companies don't pay taxes. They can make the bigges blockbuster hit movie look like a loss on paper.
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webhick wrote:
Attention-Whore wrote:They're so lame, I can't even believe that's a real job. I can't imagine they even pay taxes."
Oh, like people with her "real" job pay taxes? Like Wesley Snipes? :)
I'm sensing someone has Jessica Alba issues...
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webhick wrote:I really wish one of her "people" would just bite the bullet and tell her that no one actually cares about anything that comes out of her mouth ....
Correction: No one actually cares about any *words* that come out of her mouth.

Not "anything" that comes out of her mouth.

Jeeez. There are *guys* here, REMEMBER!
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Hey Jessica,
I’m back in the system.
Call me! :D
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Don't forget Susan Sarandon and Angie Dickenson
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Sigourney Weaver!

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