>>> john gezi <john_gezi_za@yahoo.ca>
02/18/03 07:18PM >>>
FROM: MR. JOHN GEZI
TEL: +27-73-270-4323
E-MAIL:john_gezi_za@yahoo.ca
Johannesburg,south africa
PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL
ATTENTION: MANAGER/DIRECTOR/CEO.
You may be surprise to receive this letter
from me
since you do not know me personally. I am MR.JOHN
GEZI. the first son of MR. PETER GEZI, who was
recently murdered in the land dispute in Zimbabwe.
Before the death of my father, he had taken me to
Johannesburg to deposit the sum of US$25Million
{Twenty Five Million United States Dollars}, in one of
the security companies, as if he foresaw the looming
danger in Zimbabwe.
This money was deposited in a box as germ stones
to
avoid much demurrage from the Security Company. This
amount was meant for the purchase of new machines and
chemicals for the firm and establishment of a new farm
in Swaziland. This land problem come when Zimbabwean
president Mr. Robert Mugabe introduced a new Land Act
reform which wholly affected the rich white farmers
and some few black farmers. This resulted to the
killing and mobaction by Zimbabwean war veterans and
some lunatics in the society. In fact, a lot of people
were killed because of this land reformed Act for
which my father was one of the victims. It is again
this back ground that, my family and I who are
currently staying in South Africa decided to transfer
my fathers money to a foreign country since the law of
South Africa prohibits refugees open any bank account
or to be involved in any financial transaction
throughout the territorial zones of South Africa.
As the eldest son of my father, I am saddled with the
responsibility of seeking a genuine foreign account
where this money could be transferred into without the
knowledge of my government who is bent on taking
everything. All I seek for is an honest businessman,
whom I can entrust my future and that of my family, I
must also let you know that this transaction is 100%
risk free. This money I intend to use for investment
growth in your country. I have two options for you,
First you can choose to have certain percentage of the
money for nominating your account for this
transaction, Or you can go into partnership with me
for the proper profitable investment of the money in
your country. Which ever the option you want, feel
free to notify me. I have also mapped out 5% of this
money for all kinds of expenses we might incur in the
process of this transaction. If you do not prefer
being a partnership I am willing to give you 20% of
the money while the remaining 75% will remain for me
and my family. If you are capable and willing to
assist me please contact me immediately with the above
Tel,or this E-mail address with which I have sent you
this massage. Finally, please treat this matter as
urgent as possible, Iæm in dire need to leave this
country soonest. Thanks for your mutual co-operation,
I expect your soonest response.
Best Regards,
MR. JOHN GEZI.
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Dear Mr. Gezi:
I am very much interested in your proposal, but am a bit concerned
over your having concealed the money as "germ stones."
What type of germs are you speaking of? Aren't you concerned,
with all the news about biological agents, that you'll arouse
the suspicions of authorities? Finally, why didn't you disinfect
the stones before putting them in the box? I am hopeful you can
answer my questions satisfactorily because I am capable and willing
to help you. I would prefer the option in which we would invest
the money in my country, the Kingdom of Fredonia. As a representative
of Arizona, which is one of Fredonia's six states, I am held in
high regard by Groucho Marx, the kingdom's leader.
Brad Christensen
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>>> john gezi <john_gezi_za@yahoo.ca>
02/24/03 07:35AM >>>
ATTN: MR.BRAD.
FROM: MR.JOHN GEZI.
Hello,Mr.Brad.I received your email and I tried
to
call you so we can have a better understanding of the situation,what
I meant
by Gem stones was that my father deposited the box containing
this money and
declared it to be Gem stones,the contents of this box is the
money I told
you about,this was done in this way so that the Security company
will not
know the contents of the box,you will arrange for a short trip
of only 3
working days here to Johannesburg in order to open a non-resident
account
that will be used to transfer this money,I am not able to open
the account
here because I am an asylum seeker and it is only yourself as
an overseas
businessman that can arrive here,open the account and the money
will be
transferred from here to your Country,there is no risk whatsoever
and I want
to assure you that your comfort,well being,security and safety
will be
guaranteed for your 3 days stay here,if you confirm your date
of
arrival,then I will give you further details of the processes.
Thank
you,Mr.Brad as I expect your reply as soon as possible.
Yours truly,
MR.JOHN GEZI.
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Dear Mr. Gezi:
It was a pleasure speaking with you today, but I still am somewhat
concerned about whether you are talking about "germ stones"
or "gem stones." Why would you label a box of money
as "gem stones" if your goal was to avoid interest in
the box? I am thinking that you actually did label the box "germ
stones" to scare away people. But don't you undertand that
tack might arouse the suspicion of authorities?
As for me, I would have labeled the box "dirty socks"
to ensure nobody gets within ten feet of it. As a precaution,
can you please re-label the box "dirty socks" or, if
you prefer, "old fruit cakes?" Once you take care of
this small request, I will plan the three-day trip to Johannesburg.
Brad Christensen
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Dear Mr. Gezi:
Again it was an honor and unsurpassed pleasure to speak with
you on the phone not once, but twice today, and I'm sure your
long-distance carrier feels similarly blessed. We are becoming
quite adroit at communicating, for now I can understand nearly
two-thirds of what you are saying. Sorry you had to repeat your
phone number so many times before I got it right. Well, maybe
I didn't because I later tried calling and never got through.
What I must tell you is that my homeland, the Kingdom of Freedonia,
is on the verge of war with our rival country, Sylvania. If war
erupts before mid-March, I will have to postpone my trip because
I serve as an officer in the militia. Sylvania also has a militia,
but we are confident we'll prevail because General Electric is
on our side. Our disagreement involves disputed land in Montana,
which is valued for its supply of sane cows. Matters took a turn
for the worse last week when Trentino, the ruler of Sylvania,
called our president, Groucho Marx, an "upstart."
However, I am confident there will be a regime change in Sylvania,
rather than war. That is because we have a clearly superior battle
cry -- "Lights Out, Sylvania" -- a War Department led
by Chico and his deputy Harpo, plus an enormous supply of PUN
weaponry remaining from the 1933 "Duck Soup" conflict
waged in Hollywood. Sylvania's only defense against PUNs is well-placed
duct tape. However, our troops have been trained in the use of
rapid-fire quips and barbs, and they know how to bob and weave
in close combat. Sylvania soldiers may have all the duct tape
in the world, but I guarantee they'll fall to the ground in stitches
before getting one clear shot at our boys. That is why I believe
my trip to Johannesburg will NOT be delayed, but I felt it necessary
to inform you of all possibilities.
Lights Out, Sylvania!
Brad Christensen
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Dear Mr. Gezi:
My problems with e-mail were attributed to a computer problem,
which has been corrected. Thanks for the fax you sent on Feb.26,
but unfortunately faxing is not a very confidential means of communication.
About six or seven other members of the Freedonia militia read
the fax before it finally found its way to me on March 4. Some
thought the fax was a joke and one even folded it into a paper
airplane. Actually it flies quite nicely, but from this point
on, please communicate through e-mail (bradchristensen@cox.net)
so my messages are timely and confidential.
It is looking very likely that I'll be able to make the trip
to South Africa somewhere near the end of next week. I could have
made it sooner, but an innocent comment on Monday enraged Trentino,
who is Sylvania's ambassador. Actually Trentino intended to end
hostilities when he arrived at our palace. But when Mrs. Teasdale
announced, "The ambassador is on a friendly visit - he's
had a change of heart," I responded: "A lot of good
that'll do him. He's still got the same face." A furious
Trentino immediately declared war.
Already, Sylvania's forces are retreating, no match for our PUN
weaponry. We've also hired the Monty Python research team, which
has just developed the world's most devastating quip, a jape so
lethal it must be delivered in pieces by at least two of our soldiers,
who themselves would expire if it were not for earplugs. The end
appears very near for Sylvania, and thank goodness for that -
we rented the battleground for only a week.
Hopefully all matters concerning the bank officials, security
company and the consignment will be ready to be finalized by March
13, for that is when I am planning my arrival. How much money
should I bring with me to cover all expenses?
All the best,
Brad Christensen
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Dear Mr. Gezi:
The good news is that I have scheduled my flight, but I have
had to delay my departure until Friday, March 14, due to a request
from President Groucho Marx. To celebrate our stunning victory
in the territory of Montana, a Parade of Sane Cows has been scheduled
for Thursday through the streets of the conquered Sylvania. My
president has asked me to represent him on the lead cow.
That means I will be arriving in Johannesburg on Saturday, March
15, at 3:30 p.m., rather than earlier in the week. My flight is
Delta Airlines Flight 7794, operated by South African Airlines.
I will be flying back to Freedonia on Thursday, March 20. Mr.
Gezi, please be sure to revise those hotel reservations you made
for me at the City Lodge at Kempon Park.
You mentioned on the phone that I will need to bring at least
$8,000 with me. That is no problem - I already have withdrawn
exactly $8,500 in Freedonia Shekels, which I trust will be sufficient
even with our currently deflated rate of exchange. See you on
Saturday. All the best,
Brad Christensen
