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notorial dissent wrote:I'm curious as to what they base the rates on. Here it is value and in some cases weight and mileage. Commercial is treated entirely different, and more expensive, than non.
Here is the page that explains how it's worked out.
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notorial dissent wrote:I'm curious as to what they base the rates on. Here it is value and in some cases weight and mileage. Commercial is treated entirely different, and more expensive, than non.
Here is the page that explains how it's worked out.
With the caveat that some disabled people are exempt from paying VED even if the vehicle would otherwise attract duty. I drive an A-class Merc 2016 180D Eco which would be £20 per year but as a wheelchair user, I get my tax disc for nothing. My previous car, a B-class Merc 2013 180D would have been £110 per year but again, I was exempt.

Some Footlers claim disability benefits and no doubt some of them are entitled to do so. But those who are working the system and claim benefits to which they are not entitled make it much harder for people like me to get their proper entitlement. Unfortunately, the fraudsters tar us all with the same brush.
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Like pretty much any system of taxation there are anomalies. In general commercial vehicles are charged higher rates, but because they're based on weight whereas cars are rated on CO2 emissions, our Land Rover actually costs less as a commercial vehicle than if it was classed as a car.

The crane he refers to is a "Special Vehicle", near the bottom of Page 4 here .. Rates of Vehicle Tax. I don't see an annual rate of £225 anywhere, so I suspect his van is actually £235 (like our Land Rover).
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I can see what they are doing, looks like some complicated tax schedules I've seen. I can definitely see where the perception of inequality comes from though. Also fairly expensive from what I can see. Ours on private is generally based on value. Commercial on number of wheel pairs, weight, class of vehicle, and mileage, which can be pretty stiff from what I understand, but is also a tax write off.
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notorial dissent wrote:[color=#0000FFCommercial on number of wheel pairs, weight, class of vehicle, and mileage, which can be pretty stiff from what I understand, but is also a tax write off.[/color]
That applies to the UK as well. The last time I looked which is well over a decade ago when I had an HGV licence a tractor unit rated at the maximum GVW of 38 tonnes with the minimum number of axles was around the £4000 a year mark. What it is for the current 44 tonners I dread to think. Cranes, diggers and the like though are considered to be 'plant' and lower rates because the public highway isn't their natural habitat.

Seems fair enough to me.
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Which I agree with, can't remember if I've ever seen a crane or a big digger actually going somewhere other than maybe moving just a bit in one small vicinity, and we have LOTS of construction going on around here most of the time. It is just easier and more cost effective to move them on a trailer, and way less destructive to the streets.
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SteveUK wrote:This numpty has decided to intervene in his/her parents affairs. They've been happily paying the mortgage without issue, but idiot child now thinks its all fraud. No doubt some FMOTL "solutions" will have the retired parents out on the street soon enough.

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As for giant cranes, they normally travel via supergiant flatbed trucks, which presumably pay supergiant fees.
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grixit wrote:As for giant cranes, they normally travel via supergiant flatbed trucks, which presumably pay supergiant fees.
Apparently not.

https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/s ... 170316.pdf

I'm quite surprised at just how low the rates are for large vehicles. They're way lower than they were when I was a truck driver.
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Aren't this outfit sailing close to the wind in terms of holding themselves out as being legally qualified?

http://www.expertinalllegalmatters.com
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houseoflard wrote:Aren't this outfit sailing close to the wind in terms of holding themselves out as being legally qualified?

http://www.expertinalllegalmatters.com
I like the meet the team section where the faces are clearly photoshopped onto other people wearing suits. Nice touch.
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Angolvagyok wrote:I like the meet the team section where the faces are clearly photoshopped onto other people wearing suits. Nice touch.
Sweet Jesus, that is awful. None of their heads are the right size.
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Bad design, bad rendering, bad Photoshopping, bad spelling, bad medical advice, bad everything.

What's not to like? It's like the internet from 1995 is alive and well :haha:
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I am not entirely sure its not satire making fun of the people who it purports to represent.
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Gregg wrote:I am not entirely sure its not satire making fun of the people who it purports to represent.
Was thinking the exact same thing.
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houseoflard wrote:Aren't this outfit sailing close to the wind in terms of holding themselves out as being legally qualified?

http://www.expertinalllegalmatters.com
1995 called and wants its website design back. It doesn't even render properly in firefox.

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It would be a great shame if anyone were to report that page to the Advertising Standards Authority at https://www.asa.org.uk/Consumers/How-to-complain.aspx for the clear and unambiguous breaches of the Cancer Act 1939. :whistle: :whistle:
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How dare you question their legal expertise? They're using Bouvier's Law Dictionary 1856 Edition!!

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I have no words :shrug:

Except, I wonder how much they gave Colon for that little plug on GOODF
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I wonder if that site is what GOODF spent the money they raised on ?

http://www.expertinalllegalmatters.com/
So my Name would be Steven Mccrae Bincham. And would look like this on the Birth Certificate
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After 30 years of research
Researching bullshit for 30 years doesn't make it any less bullshit.