Jon Paterson, Man of the People

[MiddlesexFinn]

Does this have something to do with the Matt Taylor/Theresa May case? I remember there being something on the Neelu Berry bit of Hoaxtead about him being charged with stalking May, but I may be mistaken.

I am sure I remember there being something to do with ex-PM May in that case...

You are partially remembering it. He was accused by May and her solicitors but never charged with it. The CPS decided that it didn't reach the evidence threshold, as with the Katy Bourne allegations, and declined to prosecute. However, Kay Bourne took out a civil suit against him and obtained a restraining order which he broke, a criminal matter, hence his current suspended sentence.

Oh dear. It does amaze me when Footlers try and take the government on and then get surprised when the government, in no uncertain terms, tells them to **** off.

[Arthur Rubin]

Oh dear. It does amaze me when Footlers try and take the government on and then get surprised when the government, in no uncertain terms, tells them to **** off.

"I fought the law, and the law won...."

[Juisarian]

He's in Jew-controlled prison
Say the Jew-controlled news
To the Jew-controlled pleasure
Of the Jew-controlled Jews.

Thanks for this Skeptic, whomsoever you are.

[aesmith]

Looks like he's in the slammer.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/practic ... 131830008/

Ronnie Archer
URGENT...URGENT...SHARE SHARE SHARE...FAR AND WIDE...!!!
John Alexandra Paterson is an Ex NAVY GUY, IS BEING HELD in Wandsworth prison, for EXPOSING THE REAL TRUTH OF THIS GOVERNMENTS FRAUDULENT ACTIVITYIES...from child sexual abuse to BREXIT....They are refusing him money food tobaco writing paper, and any phone calls.
...<snip remaining hysteria>

[Comrade Sharik]

WHILE THE BRITISH PUB ARE BEING NOT ONLY KEPT IN THE DARK AND confused ABOUT BREXIT BUT ALSO BEING KEPT IN THE DARK WITH ALL THEIR DOGGY DEALINGS WITH BRIBARY

Paws for thought, at a ruff guess the author might be a bit barking.

I'll get me coat before the daschunds descend.

[AnOwlCalledSage]

John Alexandra Paterson is an Ex NAVY GUY

"Ex NAVY"... the Merchant Navy

[longdog]

Can recognise a ship eight times out of ten.

[TBL]

Can recognise a ship eight times out of ten.

No, no, good man, it's because he's not driving his car/automobile, he's traveling in his vessel and being hijacked by nasty road-pirates.

[MiddlesexFinn]

WHILE THE BRITISH PUB ARE BEING NOT ONLY KEPT IN THE DARK AND confused ABOUT BREXIT BUT ALSO BEING KEPT IN THE DARK WITH ALL THEIR DOGGY DEALINGS WITH BRIBARY

Paws for thought, at a ruff guess the author might be a bit barking.

I'll get me coat before the daschunds descend.

The British Pub? Not being over the drinking age I wouldn't know, but isn't there a fair bit of debate in pubs over Brexit usually? Certainly not ignorance, given Farage is famously known for posing in pubs with a pint in his hand.

[MiddlesexFinn]

Can recognise a ship eight times out of ten.

No, no, good man, it's because he's not driving his car/automobile, he's traveling in his vessel and being hijacked by nasty road-pirates.

The road pirates presumably have a gold fringe on their cap (and so are under Admiralty Law™).

[longdog]

Farage is famously known for posing in pubs with a pint in his hand.

"Posing" being the operative word.

It's pretty much a requirement for privately educated multi-millionaires who want to prove to gullible idiots that they are "men of the people" rather than self-serving toffs who wouldn't be seen dead drinking beer with the hobbledehoys they are temporarily trying to get a vote out of.

[NedSeagoon]

Farage is famously known for posing in pubs with a pint in his hand.

"Posing" being the operative word.

It's pretty much a requirement for privately educated multi-millionaires who want to prove to gullible idiots that they are "men of the people" rather than self-serving toffs who wouldn't be seen dead drinking beer with the hobbledehoys they are temporarily trying to get a vote out of.

I always get the impression that as soon as Farage is out of sight of cameras and witnesses he visits the vomitarium to eject the pint of Wifebeater.

[AnOwlCalledSage]

He is now in Chelmsford Prison according to the Greek grifter Andy Devine.

[longdog]

He is now in Chelmsford Prison according to the Greek grifter Andy Devine.

As featured in the film version of Porridge.

"What can you see?"

"Copse."

"A small glade of trees?"

"Yeah a small glade of trees full of bleedin' cops".

[Comrade Sharik]

vomitarium

Be careful. Jay Rayner got a pasting in the Guardian for that mistake...

https://www.theguardian.com/food/2019/n ... onsumption

[NedSeagoon]

vomitarium

Be careful. Jay Rayner got a pasting in the Guardian for that mistake...

https://www.theguardian.com/food/2019/n ... onsumption

I'd always thought it was a made-up word. Can't recall where I first saw it, Goon Show script or a Spike Milligan book maybe?

[notorial dissent]

Blame it all on the Romans.

[ArthurWankspittle]

Blame it all on the Romans.

Yeah, what did they ever do for us?

[notorial dissent]

Blame it all on the Romans.

Yeah, what did they ever do for us?

I 'll go with (working)indoor toilets and running water for $5,000 Alex. Not that it really took until well in to Victoria's reign.

[NedSeagoon]

Blame it all on the Romans.

Yeah, what did they ever do for us?

I 'll go with (working)indoor toilets and running water for $5,000 Alex. Not that it really took until well in to Victoria's reign.

Wiping one's arse with a sponge on a stick, dipped in vinegar though.....ewwwww.