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Re: The comedy court of Common Law

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jackroe has been granted some time to consider the wisdom of posting gibberish.
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Re: The comedy court of Common Law

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Jackroe seems to have fallen into the trap of thinking that Magna Carta is some sort of super-duper, unrepealable Constitution. In fact, insofar as it was ever valid, it can be amended and repealed whenever the relevant powers choose to do so; but he find it politically distasteful to acknowledge that reality.
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jackroe wrote: Tue Dec 01, 2020 8:35 pm The basic question is this: if someone with a mental disorder is waving a piece of paper at you saying it gives him authority over you, are you allowed to exsanguinate him or otherwise neutralize the threat he is making toward you?
Was that written with a freeman version of this?

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Re: The comedy court of Common Law

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Jack, I can call you Jack can't I, why are you still here?


At the moment he's "not still here". He'd been warned him twice about posting total gibberish to swamp the discussions and when he continued with the post above we put him on a two day ban. If it keeps up he'll eventually be gone for good. However if members keep arguing and responding to him it somewhat weakens the case for banning him. It adds a false legitimacy to his postings. So can members please refrain from taking the bait and getting in discussions with him if there's nothing to discuss?
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Re: The comedy court of Common Law

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Pottapaug1938 wrote: Wed Dec 02, 2020 2:06 pm Jackroe seems to have fallen into the trap of thinking that Magna Carta is some sort of super-duper, unrepealable Constitution. In fact, insofar as it was ever valid, it can be amended and repealed whenever the relevant powers choose to do so; but he find it politically distasteful to acknowledge that reality.
To extend the sexual metaphor here, your ilk requires not only that people put up with the fact of being raped, they must also opine that it was right that they be penetrated with foreign objects, like laws, statutes, usages, etc. because you do not want to think yourself a common rapist. It's not even enough for you to go "OK, the relevant powers will just rape me at will, I'm too weak to oppose them," no no, you require rape victims to admit the legitimacy of the rape, that the idea that men don't need to submit to rape is just a strange delusion.

I mean, that is where parliamentary supremacy really hits the road. The benefits of public decency led most jurists to consider asbtract things like "what if parliament commanded the execution of every blue-eyed baby?" Being a homosexual at point was still illegal. But a full-throated defense of parliamentary supremacy requires that the jurist or lawyer or sniveling puppy who supports such doctrine must say "yes, if parliament legislates that i bent over for sodomy, I am bound to do so, for submission to parliament is the only freedom, comrades!"

So, fine, no "unrepealable constitution." Parliament can command that the Police rape people, and if Parliament commands it, you're just a moron for thinking there is such a thing as an "unrepealable constitution" that prohibits activities like rape. And once you have admitted that, all the quibble becomes "what cannot parliament do?"

Also, it should be pointed out that things like Marital Rape are not that old: they date from the latter half of the 20th century. So, Parliament could make a law that says a man cannot rape his wife, correct? I suspect that very few women would support that premise, tho, as if women will be consistent and go "oh, parliament must not be supreme," they'd sooner re-define supremacy.

Abandoning the discussion of magic words, do any of you who (perhaps rightfully) mock these guys have a line in the sand where you'd go "nah, dying rather than that?"
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Re: The comedy court of Common Law

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Burnaby49 wrote: Wed Dec 02, 2020 6:44 pm
Jack, I can call you Jack can't I, why are you still here?


At the moment he's "not still here". He'd been warned him twice about posting total gibberish to swamp the discussions and when he continued with the post above we put him on a two day ban. If it keeps up he'll eventually be gone for good. However if members keep arguing and responding to him it somewhat weakens the case for banning him. It adds a false legitimacy to his postings. So can members please refrain from taking the bait and getting in discussions with him if there's nothing to discuss?
It's not gibberish, look, it's very simple. If Parliament is supreme, OK, magna carta doesn't matter. But if Parliament is supreme, it also means that parliament can compel a woman to become pregnant, to compel her to give birth, to compel her to give the heart from her fetus to a Member of Parliament's sickly child who happens to need a heart. If such an activity is prohibited, it is not prohibited by any "unalterable constitution" nor any fundamemantal rights and freedoms that parliament recognizes but over which it has no power, no, if parliament legislates that a certain class of persons shall give up their organs, they shall. I mean, in China, due to this legacy constitutionalism crap from the West, they still use the political theater of "dissidents" or whatever.

Magna Carta does not protect your organs from seizure by parliament by any purpose it requires.

And this is true: Only YOU can protect YOUR ORGANS from PARLIAMENT!!!
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Re: The comedy court of Common Law

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some queer
Unacceptable. I'm for a total ban.
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John Uskglass wrote: Mon Dec 14, 2020 9:15 am
some queer
Unacceptable. I'm for a total ban.
Absolutely. Homophobic gibberish.
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Agreed. I know this isn't a democracy but this fucker has to go.


ETA.


Oh... It looks like he has.

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Re: The comedy court of Common Law

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I've made a posting about Jackroe's banishment from Quatloos here;

http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... 9af0eac74e

What can I say? it was late at night, I'd had a few beers, and I got totally pissed off at having to interrupt Bob Dylan's Theme Time Radio Hour to deal with his garbage postings yet again. Then, somehow, the Ban Hammer just suddenly banged down. So I snapped open another beer and went back to episode 5 "Coffee";
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I am amazed he knows so much about the sexual practices of gay men.

I wasn't aware that as a gay man I was supposed to be into "sick bondage games". You live and learn eh? :-D

I'm not one to make assumptions about people who are obsessed with gay sex while repeatedly saying how disgusting it is and how super-not-gay they are but....

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Time for a refresher on Quatloos rules. Rather than make the effort to do a new posting on this I'll just re-post comments I made on a UK discussion years ago. It's still largely relevant. With advancing senility I've forgotten what cross-postings and CoC violations are and I've had my own temper tantrums but the position on religion and politics is unchanged.
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Burnaby49 wrote: Wed Dec 16, 2020 6:00 pm
No misquoting people unless you really want to.
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Burnaby49 wrote: Tue Dec 15, 2020 5:56 am I've made a posting about Jackroe's banishment from Quatloos here;

http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... 9af0eac74e

What can I say? it was late at night, I'd had a few beers, and I got totally pissed off at having to interrupt Bob Dylan's Theme Time Radio Hour to deal with his garbage postings yet again. Then, somehow, the Ban Hammer just suddenly banged down. So I snapped open another beer and went back to episode 5 "Coffee";
It's night time in the big city,
The pizza parlor is locking up,
A drunken security guard drops his flashlight.

It's Theme Time Radio hour with your host, bob Dylan.
Intriguing. But the popup player won't popup for me. Maybe my popup blocker thought it was an ad. But i played just fine when i extracted the file reference and pasted it directly into the browser.
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According to a notification on the CLC website...
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They really are falling short in the making sense department.
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How would changing their payment processor usher in this great new CLC currency?

I'm no great economicologist but I'm pretty sure payment processors only process payments in real currency not fantasy ones.

Is this I wonder more a case of their payment processor has had multiple charge-backs and pulled the rug out from under the scam?
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Amusingly, if you try to make a donation to the CLC, you end up with a paypal message saying - 'Something's not right. This page doesn't exist.'