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NAME & PROFESSIONAL INFORMATION
Name: SUZANNE HOLLY GUDAKUNST
Date Of Change: 05/19/2008
Previous Address: [redacted]
Previous County: FULTON
Licensing Agency: GA SECRETARY OF STATE
License/Certification Type: CHIROPRACTOR
License Number: CHIR007176
Issue Date: 02/15/2002
Expire Date: 12/31/2008
License Status: ACTIVE
Date License Updated: 11/17/2008
License State: GA
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texino wrote:The initial consult tends to include an X-Ray study on the spine where the doctor inevitably sees "subluxations" which are to be treated with manipulation which will cause good "energy" to flow down your nerves and make you all better
$5600 per day? Close to $2M per year? That's just for starters:**VERY IMPORTANT!! ---> Look just below to see how easily you can get $1OO cash emailed to you up to 56x a day!!
She makes $45K per day - about $16M per year - and she needs your few bucks? While it is always possible for someone to own property through a nominee, Georgia real property records show that she lives in a condo townhouse she bought in 2004 for $140,000. Such modesty for someone of her means. She also needs an editor who knows the difference between "0" and "O" and that "pver" isn't a word.I literally get $1OO bucks emailed to me over & pver again to the tune of around 43O-49O times daily -- averaging for me about $45,OOO a day!!
wserra wrote:Who could believe this sh*t? It's gotta be a joke.
Tomás - not every chiro is into the woo.
texino wrote:wserra wisely noted,Tomás - not every chiro is into the woo.
wserra wrote:On her site, though, she does mention three particular "critters". I thought I'd get to know them better. After all, how much slimier than "Dr" Suzanne could they be?
texino wrote:Ah Wes, Sorry to miss the quote...TT
So the Lard Lobby is out to waste Dr Suzanne? Or is it the Metabolic Mafia? Forces of Fat?
I am not for killing Dr. Suzanne, but dying her a bright Koolaid orange color might slow her mustang down...)
wserra wrote:Like most scammers, the good "Dr" Suzanne has learned to keep things general. Once you get too specific, people can check up on your claims. Can't have that. So keep it to the "critters" (I actually prefer "cooties") in your "guts", and how much money the mark can make by selling the plan to get rid of them.
"About half way down her site (it’s a looooong scroll…), Dr. Suzanne has helpfully posted an illustration of a parasite life cycle + an accompanying caption. The parasite is Paragonimus westermani – sez so right there on the pic. It’s a suitably chilling name for something living in your guts, isn’t it?
Ummmm…not really. The “informal” name for Paragonimus westermani is “lung fluke.” I’m not sure how a diet program designed to clear out your colon will have any effect on something living in your lungs – but I’m sure Dr. Suzanne must know what she’s talking about.
Or does she? Here’s the caption for the pic:
“Life cycle. Infection with the adult worm is acquired by the ingestion of raw, poorly cooked, or pickled salmon, trout, perch, pike, whitefish, grayling, ruff, eel, etc., harboring the plerocercoid larvae. After five or six weeks, the larva matures to the adult worm. Both eggs and proglottids are passed in the stool. The eggs develop in 2 weeks, and hatch to become ciliated coracidium larvae, and are ingested by the first intermediate host, the copepod. The copepods, containing the procercoid larvae, are ingested by fish, the second intermediate host, contains the plerocercoid larvae.”
Damn, that’s a mouthful. Bet it doesn’t make a bit of sense to you, either. But it does to me…this was covered in an epidemiology class I took in grad school. This caption is describing A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PARASITE: Diphyllobothrium latum – the fish tapeworm. She even provides the link for the text, so you can see for yourself.
The caption and pic don’t belong together at all. But the life cycle illustration on the page she links to is pretty dull, while the Paragonimus pic is in color and is much prettier. So why not put the two together? Who’s going to bother to check?
The photo of bladder tissue infected with Schistosoma haematobium is just as deceptive. Do schistosomes infect human bladders? You betcha they do. But this parasite isn’t found in the US at all – so unless you live in Africa, Southeast Asia, or the Caribbean, you don’t have a whole lot to worry about.
This is pretty lame - and totally unnecessary. Dr. Suzanne’s sales pitch is just a collection of random, scary stuff about parasites designed to creep you out and keep you from thinking critically. It’s really not hard to get it right…if you know what the hell you’re talking about. Honestly, you’d think a medical doctor – especially one who wants to be YOUR doctor - would be a little more scrupulous about her “facts.”
Doc Bunkum wrote:In “Beauty and the Bleccccch!”, she takes a critical look at some of "Dr." Suzies claims, in particular the little "cooties" you refer to. She notes...
wserra wrote:I'm not gonna go into all of the ingredients in the "Liver Cleanse". I do ask, though - what evidence is there that healthy people need such a thing, even assuming that this stuff would do so? I'll answer, too - none.
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wserra wrote:And "Dr" Suzanne's ridiculous emails just keep coming.
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