Well, boys and girls -- have you been waiting to see just who and what is responsible for every bit of evil afflicting the world today? Well, then, just click on this link:
http://www.newsweek.com/photo/2010/09/2 ... ation.html
... and, thanks to the people at Newsweek, you will have your answers. Not rational answers, to be sure; but you will have them anyway.
Who's to blame for everything
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Who's to blame for everything
"We've been attacked by the intelligent, educated segment of the culture." -- Pastor Ray Mummert, Dover, PA, during an attempt to introduce creationism -- er, "intelligent design", into the Dover Public Schools
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Re: Who's to blame for everything
Why weren't the U.S. House and Senate profiled?
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Re: Who's to blame for everything
They also forgot George Bush.
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Re: Who's to blame for everything
Personally, I would add Justin Bieber and Snooki Polizzi to the list.
"We've been attacked by the intelligent, educated segment of the culture." -- Pastor Ray Mummert, Dover, PA, during an attempt to introduce creationism -- er, "intelligent design", into the Dover Public Schools
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Re: Who's to blame for everything
When things like this become news worthy, I keep thinking of William Schnoebelen (pronounced "SCHNEB-len"), one of the rogue planets orbiting the sun that is Evangelical Christian tract publisher Jack T. Chick (http://www.chick.com/information/author ... ebelen.asp).
Mr. Schnoebelen claims to have been an ex-member of nearly every conspiratorial group one can concieve of. He is supposedly an ex-Wiccan, ex-Roman Catholic, ex-Mason (99th Degree!), ex-Mormon, ex-Satanist, ex-Grand Druid, ex-Vampire (yes, really), .. you get the picture.
He was briefly part of a Neo-Pagan group called "Church of All Worlds" but got kicked out for what was described as "power tripping" (http://www.witchvox.com/va/dt_va.html?a ... hs&id=4355). Apparently, he joined a number of groups and stayed on until the other members got fed up with him and kicked him out. He now runs With One Accord Ministires (http://www.withoneaccord.org/).
You can check out some history about the man here and see just how strange his testamony is: http://www.relfe.com/07/Bill_William_Schnoebelen.html
Mr. Schnoebelen claims to have been an ex-member of nearly every conspiratorial group one can concieve of. He is supposedly an ex-Wiccan, ex-Roman Catholic, ex-Mason (99th Degree!), ex-Mormon, ex-Satanist, ex-Grand Druid, ex-Vampire (yes, really), .. you get the picture.
He was briefly part of a Neo-Pagan group called "Church of All Worlds" but got kicked out for what was described as "power tripping" (http://www.witchvox.com/va/dt_va.html?a ... hs&id=4355). Apparently, he joined a number of groups and stayed on until the other members got fed up with him and kicked him out. He now runs With One Accord Ministires (http://www.withoneaccord.org/).
You can check out some history about the man here and see just how strange his testamony is: http://www.relfe.com/07/Bill_William_Schnoebelen.html
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Re: Who's to blame for everything
What I thought was funny is not only were a good chunk of these groups mentioned and used in The DaVinci Code but they have JFK as a member of like half of them. The poor man must have never slept, attending meetings for all these secret groups, running the country and having Jackie O as a wife and getting Marilyn Monroe on the side.
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Re: Who's to blame for everything
I remember one JTC cartoon tracing the Catholic Conspiracy all the way back to ancient Babylon. As a young naive skullfull of mush, I asked my Jesuit teacher whether it was true.
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