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[Deep Knight]

Ben was so crazy yesterday his writing almost glows in the dark. Bottom line, prepare for war and maple syrup on your tacos.

Monday, August 29, 2016
Benjamin Fulford - Germany makes game changing move, prepares for war to...

Posted by benjamin
August 29, 2016
For the past few weeks the wheels of geopolitics have been churning the mud during a summer “ceasefire.” That is now ending.
The German government has made a decisive break with the Khazarian mafia and has ordered its citizens to stockpile 10 days worth of emergency food supplies in preparation for a war of independence, according to both CIA and MI6 sources. In addition, the German government is mobilizing 600,000 militia members in preparation for this war, the sources say. The trigger for this mobilization was a request by the Khazarian controlled US government for Germany to accept a massive false flag attack on its territory as an excuse for totalitarian Khazarian rule. The Germans have decided to refuse this request and are instead allying themselves with the Russians and effectively joining the UK and Turkey in a Western led move against the Khazarian controlled American government, the sources agree. This information can be confirmed in a series of German government statements seen in the corporate media. These include the announcement of the emergency food supply request, a statement by the German foreign minister that Germany needs to work with Russia and a statement by the economy minister that the US Khazarian led TTIP trade agreement was dead in the water.
The German move is just the opening salvo of what is expected to be a decisive campaign to permanently end Khazarian control of the West and its remaining slave states. Expect similar moves in many countries as the autumn offensive against the final Khazarian mafia strongholds goes into full gear. As the snowball effect continues, keep your eyes on France, Japan, Turkey, Saudi Arabia and Brazil among other places over the coming months.
Another clear signal that things are not as normal is the fact that Khazarian Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has become too scared to meet actual real people and has begun using green screen to tape her campaign performances. That is because the people on the bounty list issued by the White Dragon Society have been vanishing from public view one by one. That is also because her mass murdering Bush/Clinton/Rockefeller mafia bosses are hated by a vast portion of the world’s awakening public,
The Chinese, for their part, have given up on Hillary and, since they also have no love for Republican Candidate Donald Trump, are now considering a more radical move. They have invited Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau to visit China before the big September 4-5 G20 meeting the Chinese are hosting. Sources in Asian secret societies say the Chinese will ask Trudeau if he would be interested in leading a Mexican/American/Canadian North American alliance.
It is not clear, however, just how aware of reality Trudeau is. The Canadian corporate press parrots its US counterparts like the New York Times in presenting outright lies as facts. In their world view it was not the Saudis and their Bush/Clinton allies who used Sarin gas in Syria but rather the “dictator Assad” (never mind that he was elected in an internationally observed poll). In their world view as well Russia’s Vladimir Putin is an evil dictator who invaded the Crimean Peninsula. The same press holds to the world view that Hillary Clinton is the reasonable status quo candidate and that Donald Trump is a crazy maniac who must not be allowed to have power.
This writer’s own mother, who gets her information from Canadian Newspapers and the Canadian Broadcast Corporation (CBC) held views along these lines. Robert Fulford, a prominent Canadian writer (not a direct relative of your correspondent), for example, wrote an editorial in the Canadian press that also went along with this world view. So it is quite possible Trudeau is still too brainwashed to understand the historical opportunity the Asians are going to offer him.
In any case, the Chinese are going to try to make the most of the G20 meeting they are hosting. They have invited countries that are not in the G20 to participate as well as top European Union leaders in a sign they are going to push hard for big changes in the way this planet is run. The meeting follows months of concerted selling of US Treasury bonds by central banks all over the world. This time it is clear the Asians are not going to let the usual criminals take over after the US corporate government’s bankruptcy negotiations conclude.
The owners of the Federal Reserve Board system for their part, are locked in a death spiral. They are printing their own fiat money, to buy shares and corporate bonds issued by their own companies. It is like a snake swallowing its own tail. Everybody else, including old fashioned pension fund managers and other institutional investors with integrity, are avoiding the entire cesspool that US financial markets have become.
That is the real reason why Fed Chairperson Janet Yellen hinted at raising interest rates last week. If they do try to raise interest rates, it will have the opposite effect of what they expect, because it will be seen as a sign of desperation, not strength. Even looting the Japanese National Pension fund to the tune of over $100 billion is not enough to help these criminal keep their empire solvent.
The situation has become such that Jacob de Rothschild has warned that the system of central banks his family was instrumental in creating was headed for systems failure.
The Rand Corporation, a war mongering neo-con think tank, has reacted to the situation by saying the US should declare war on China sooner rather than later. However, they are about 10 years too late to make that call. At the time the Pentagon ran simulation after simulation involving a war with China and the result was always the same, the loser would unleash nuclear war and the result would be that 90% of the world’s population dies and the Northern Hemisphere of the planet becomes uninhabitable. That is the same reason why the Asians are not going to do anything arrogant that will provoke the military industrial complex into choosing mutually assured destruction.
Instead, the brainy part of the military industrial complex is already dealing with the situation with the compelling argument that we do not want to replace Khazarian mob rule with Chinese totalitarianism. The Japanese, Koreans, Indonesians, Vietnamese, Indians and others understand this argument as do the Chinese.
In the Middle East, the Pentagon is keeping to its deal with the Russians to divide their regions of influence along the Euphrates river with the Russians getting what is West of it while the Americans get what is East of it. The Turks are also now going along with this.
The fighting now going on in the region is against mercenary armies working for oil companies still controlled by the Clinton/Bush/Rockefeller mafia. The Israelis have also figured this out and have invited the Russians in to try to help them find peace with their neighbors. This will mean they will have to give up their Messianic delusions about ruling the world from Jerusalem and accept a fair deal with the Palestinians and others. They no longer have a super power to manipulate into fighting for them and so must learn to be humble.

Posted by Freewill at 6:20:00 PM

2 comments:

Anonymous August 30, 2016 at 12:43 AM
While the Americans get what is East of the Euphrates? WTF is going on here. What gives America the right to own and control other parts of the world when we need to keep our ass home and out of everyone else's business. Here we are also illegally and uninvited in Syria making threats to Russia and Syria's own air force to blow them out of the sky if they were to get close or try and fly over their illgotten area. AND we call other countries terrorists havens? WTF??? Are we living in the Twilight Zone or what?

Anonymous August 30, 2016 at 3:01 PM
It's the Vatican that desires to rule the world from Jerusalem. The Illuminati will have to give up its delusions of dominating the Greater Middle East drawing all resources and human power globally to feed its evil spiritual agenda and in turn feeding into other dimensions. Jerusalem is the navel of earth and is supposed to give life. The anti-Christ is a parasite soon to be voided.

[notorial dissent]

I think Fullofit has either finally cracked completely, or else is having his nonsense ghost written by someone even crazier than he is.

[Deep Knight]

Friday, September 23, 2016
WARNING! ALERT! URGENT! JUST IN!

WARNING! ALERT! URGENT!
UNITED NATIONS 71ST REGULAR SESSION AGENDA

JUST RECEIVED URGENT INFORMATION FROM INFORMED WHISTLEBLOWER INVOLVED IN CURRENT UNITED NATIONS 71ST REGULAR SESSION

THIS IS NOT 'FEAR PORN' - THIS IS AN URGENT WARNING JUST RECEIVED WITH REQUEST TO GET THIS WARNING OUT NATIONWIDE BY ANY AND ALL MEANS POSSIBLE

You can tell it's urgent, IT'S IN ALL CAPS. The post never seems to get to any real details, just that the UN is getting ready for "THE FINAL TAKEDOWN." What IS interesting, is this:

A FEW YEARS BACK WE HERE AT NESARA STOPPED THE PLANNED MASSIVE SLAUGHTER IN WASHINGTON, DC OF THE AMERICAN PATRIOTS AND MILITIA AT THE "AMERICAN SPRING" FALSE FLAG - YOU HELPED US TO STOP THAT BY GETTING THE WARNINGS OUT FAR AND WIDE ACROSS THIS NATION ..... PLEASE WORK WITH US NOW TO PUT AN IMMEDIATE HALT TO THE UN AGENDA TO BEGIN THEIR MARTIAL LAW PLAN FOR THE FINAL TAKEDOWN OF THE UNITED STATES...

Wow! And, silly me, I always thought it didn't happen 'cause it wasn't real.

Below are some websites you can research to learn more about the United Nations 71st meeting; however, you will NOT see information regarding this 'change in plans' as it is being treated as TOP SECRET!!!!

Posted by Olive Oyl at 4:50:00 PM 0 comments

[JamesVincent]

It hasn't happened in 12 years.........But there's always tomorrow!!!!1!!!1!!!!

[The Observer]

THIS MAY BE WHY THE RV/GCR HAS NOT YET BEEN RELEASED - ESPECIALLY FOR THE UNITED STATES - AS ALL EFFORTS ARE NOW UNDERWAY BY THE UNITED NATIONS AND THE CABAL TO BEGIN THE FINAL TAKE DOWN OF THE UNITED STATES

THIS IS TO BE CONSIDERED A DECLARATION OF WAR BY THE UNITED NATIONS AGAINST THE UNITED STATES

WE HAVE BEEN ALERTED THAT EVEN THE USE OF NUKES IN THE UNITED STATES IS UNDER CONSIDERATION!!!!

YOU WILL NOT SEE THIS BEING REPORTED VIA THE MAINSTREET MEDIA - THIS IS NOT TO BE KNOWN TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC - THIS WARNING IS BEING PROVIDED TO YOU VIA INSIDE WHISTLEBLOWER SOURCES ONLY

I wasn't even aware that the UN had nuclear forces. But I guess that is another one of those items that the mainstream media is hiding from us.

[Deep Knight]

I wasn't even aware that the UN had nuclear forces. But I guess that is another one of those items that the mainstream media is hiding from us.

Heck, they not only got nukes, they got chemtrails, cell-phone-tower mind control, and zombie virus! Just wait until blue-helmeted jack-booted thugs come to a re-education camp near you!

[Gregg]

You ain't gotta worry 'bout no NWO takeover until I let you know that the 699th Airborne Assault Dachshund Regiment is on "Code Pup R Roni" alert. Everything else is just fear porn....

[Deep Knight]

Get ready for a double shot of HOT fear porn.

Tuesday, September 27, 2016
72 HOUR WARNING - POSSIBLE ASTEROID IMPACT
72 HOUR WARNING ~ DEEP IMPACT ASTEROID DUE TO ROCK THE WORLD

NOTE: We are not responsible for whether or not the asteroid(s) actually do impact with the planet, so please read and decide your own personal course of action. OO

Published on Sep 24, 2016
ASTEROID UPDATE. METEOR HIT NEAR QUEENSLAND TODAY!

LATEST UPDATE 2016. Are we about to see the prophecy of the bibles WORMWOOD come to pass? Will the planet be hit by a deep impact METEOR? Experts are warning the potentially world-ending space rock is heading towards us – ...– believed to be up to ten miles wide ...
...
Do you think that NASA or the GOVERNMENT would warn us or would they hope it passes without being noticed? All we can say is, "HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS, IT COULD BE A BUMPY RIDE".

Posted by Olive Oyl at 4:37:00 PM

Did the world end today? I vote "no," but that's only my biased-by-the-fact-it-didn't opinion.

Tuesday, September 27, 2016
OBAMA BANS PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE IN AMERICA'S SCHOOLS!

Obama Signs Executive Order Banning The Pledge Of Allegiance In Schools Nationwide
By Jimmy Rustling, ABC News
...
The Obama Administration has set up a 24-hour hotline to address any questions and concerns the public may have regarding the new order. The number for the hotline is (785) 273-0325.
...
Posted by Olive Oyl at 5:14:00 PM

Note that this is supposed to be by "ABC News," and that they use a facsimile of the real ABC News logo and such, but have this at the bottom of their linked-to article:

Thanks to ABC News President & CEO, Dr. Paul Horner for making ABC News the greatest website in the universe. We need writers! Contact us! Looking to advertise? Contact us! All trademarks, service marks, trade names, trade dress, product names, images and logos appearing on the site are the property of their respective owners. Do you have a complaint? We love to hear them! You can call our complaint department directly at (785) 273-0325. Do you have a problem with self-rape? Are you looking to get off the Devil's playground? Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin can help! Praise Fappy! We reserve the right to change, modify or delete comments on this website, so post accordingly!

This "Dr." Paul Horner is some idiot, er, "satirist" who has also claimed his website is really NBC News, ABC News and The Examiner, and gives us fun facts about himself, such as:

Paul Horner has the biggest penis in the world.

If you think this sounds like Deep Knight, you would be confusing "largest" with "most over-used." The other thing to note is the phone number, which is the same for the Obama "hot line" and "ABC News complaint department." Looking it up, you get the Westboro Baptist Church, 3701 SW 12th St, Topeka, KS 66604. If this doesn't ring a bell, they are the folks who "picketed" soldier's funerals to get publicity for their out-of-the-mainstream views. A couple of pictures tell the story.




I'm not sure exactly what to make of this, except the CRAZY seems strong in this one...

[Deep Knight]

As you know, I have been upset that NESARA News is being quite unfair in covering recent news. For some reason they had been ignoring the 10 pound gorilla in the room and reporting fake news about only one candidate while when everyone that BOTH are the spawn of Satan. By the way, if you've never seen Satan spawning, the jumping up the fish ladders part is worth watching. But, true to their nature, and perhaps because the race is/was tightening, they have recently provided equal time by hard-hitting made-up reporting. Kudos, and something I think we would all like to see more of.

But that's not nearly as crazy as using badly photoshopped images to "prove" a political point. And I'm talking bad. When reporting that a normal guy like me found tens of thousands, or perhaps billions of already-filled-in in ballots waiting to be counted in Ohio, they proved it with this picture:



Anyone want to take a stab at what's wrong with this? Anyone? Bueller?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhiCFdWeQfA

Perhaps you would first like to take a look at the source photo, from Birmingham England in 2015 (which I believe is in one of those swing states):



Reversed left-to-right, with the original labels BADLY painted out, and to make sure you know what's up, a few of the boxed labeled with absolutely no attempt to put the letters at the right angle or make them less-than-perfect. Come on guys (or gals), if you don't put any effort into your work, how do you expect to make an impact come the election in December?

I'm Deep Knight, and I approve this message, even though it might be seen by some as dangerously flirting with the ban on politics, because if they see what's this far over the crazy line as real politics, they're crazier than the folks who posted some of these comments:

Anonymous October 1, 2016 at 3:20 AM
***** cheating again. What, they can't win legally, or honestly? LOL what a bunch of losers.

Unknown October 1, 2016 at 5:05 AM
Chicago politics comes to Ohio. How many years has this been going on? Has ***** granted every ***** operative in the state immunity yet?

Anonymous October 1, 2016 at 3:11 PM
So if this is true (and trust me, I'm never voting for *****), why is the photoshop job so bad? You can even see that the "BALLOT BOX" label looks completely fake. Was this cooked up by ***** to make people into suckers?

Anonymous October 1, 2016 at 4:58 PM
....it DOES look funny! We know the administration is trying to push for the department of Homeland Security to take over the election, so maybe this was a head-fake to create distrust in the current process.

Anonymous October 1, 2016 at 8:18 PM
Anon 3:11 PM - something to think about besides 'photoshopped' - in recent years the 'voting' has been by (rigged) computer software; there has not been a large supply of printed ballots nor boxes to put the ballots in once printed, then shipped to appropriate locations, and to be stored after counted. Now, what kind of professional 'job' would you
expect an unprofessional or understaffed printing 'company' pull off in a very short period of time, especially in a smaller community???? Phony ballot printing, if done at all, most likely will not be done with public knowledge by the current crime syndicate which, of course, would be expected to RIG THE ELECTION PROCESS.

Janelle October 1, 2016 at 4:09 PM
That is a given.

Unknown October 1, 2016 at 4:50 PM
Fraudulent ballots in a Franklin county, warehouse room.
Someone better investigate SOON!- Bob Dylan.

Anonymous October 1, 2016 at 8:10 PM
4:50 PM - One would certainly think so being that there have been several reports during this 'campaign' of fraudulent polling, registering, and even debating by the ***** team.

[Fraudulent debating?]

Norm Pool October 1, 2016 at 5:15 PM
I THOUGHT THE GUY IN THE WAREHOUSE LOOKED BRITISH!!! LOL

Anonymous October 1, 2016 at 8:09 PM
Norm - OF COURSE SNOPES is going to DENY the report! WHY on earth would ANY one even think to go to Snopes or to trust their response, what with all the reporting about Snopes, about ***** and others financing Snopes, the radical ***** leaning of Snopes, yada yada?? WHY would you waste your time unless you lean in their ***** direction? You really believe Snopes is going to issue ANY report that would shed a negative light on their financial supporters? As for looking British? What does ***** look like? Or Snopes? Or *****? How does one's looks make a difference in the credibility - or lack thereof?!

Anonymous October 2, 2016 at 1:16 AM
News here in Columbus,ohio is saying it's fake. I don't know. Do I trust the news? NO! I wouldn't put it past the *****!

Invasion of Earth October 2, 2016 at 9:37 AM
People; I know you think this is too hard to believe; but this one is true..Snopes be damned!!

[When someone who uses the pseudonym "Invasion of Earth" talks, you just gotta listen!]

[Gregg]

For over 20 years I was a poll worker in Ohio elections, an 18 hour day that paid about $75. Some things you should know about "rigging" an election, once you go past a sensational headline and start getting down to brass tacks.

Every precinct, of which there were over 100 in the rural county I lived in, has 4 poll workers at the table all of whom would have to be complicit to any fraud. Two of the four in each precinct are appointed by the county Board of Elections upon the recommendation of the 2 political parties in the county. So to "steal" some votes, you have to get 2 Democratic and 2 Republican party volunteers to agree to steal the votes. You could never steal the votes of anyone who actually showed up, because they were given a ballot with a serial number that has to be accounted for. This effectively means that to steal a vote you have to wait until the polls close at which point you have about an hour to get the ballots to the Board of Elections before people start wondering where you are. All movement of ballots must be by two people, one from each party.

A precinct might have a few hundred registered voters, up to less than 2000, so if 60% turn up to vote in person, you could theoretically steal 800 votes, but more than half that many showing up would be enough to raise suspicions. So at most you could plausibly steal a few hundred votes if you can get those 4 people, from both parties, to agree to it, at risk of prison time. Just a few years ago, a real live poll worker in Hamilton County (Cincinnati) did get caught sneaking ballots in from a few dozen people she knew were not going to show up, saying at first that she knew how they would want to vote" and later that she knew the other side was cheating, too". She actually went to prison for this, not probation, prison, for I think it was half a dozen ballots.

Computer hackers can't just sneak in and steal the election, either. You go in the booth, make your choices, review them and then print them, and take the printed by the computer ballot and drop it in the ballot box. The vote registers on the voting machine, adds to a tally of total ballots voted and prints a report, this report must match the paper physical ballots that the voter had the chance to review and put in the ballot box themselves. Each ballot has a serial number, a detachable stub, that the voter pulls off and puts in a seperate box, and the number of stubs must match the number of ballots that must match the electronic count. See where I'm going with this? These vote machine are not connected to the internet, they don't have modems, to hack one machine you would have to have physical access to that machine, of which there are 4 or more per precinct, ...back down to a lot of effort to steal at most a few hundred votes.

Ballot boxes and stub boxes are metal boxes, about half the size of the PVC ones in the picture. They have padlocks on them, same thing with the 2 people from 2 parties on the locks, in order to open the lock you have to have 2 people from the 2 parties, for example, the Republican can have the boxes, but not the keys or the other way around.

[wserra]

When did Goldfinger start wearing glasses?

[Deep Knight]

... Some things you should know about "rigging" an election, once you go past a sensational headline and start getting down to brass tacks.

Every precinct, of which there were over 100 in the rural county I lived in, has 4 poll workers at the table all of whom would have to be complicit to any fraud. Two of the four in each precinct are appointed by the county Board of Elections upon the recommendation of the 2 political parties in the county. So to "steal" some votes, you have to get 2 Democratic and 2 Republican party volunteers to agree to steal the votes.
...

This is why we Illuminati get paid so well for what we do. Basically we have two approaches. In the first, the poll workers are seduced by a hansom/beautiful lover who makes a lot of noise during sex, allowing our agents to sneak in and make a genetic duplicate to be used during the election. We call this the "Boned, Moaned & Cloned" approach. The second involves being hypnotized, taken to Paris, and having a chip put into their brain, or "Tranced, Franced & Enhanced." In this way, we could get Howdy Doody elected (which he nearly was in 1956).

When did Goldfinger start wearing glasses?

"These are ballots, Mr. Bond. All my life I've been in love with their color... their brilliance, their divine hanging chads."



BTW, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers cover the Theme from Goldfinger (or at least, used to) in their concerts. In 2010 my better half and I saw them and, unlike any other song, the crowd burst into applause when they started.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP6j-Fc1iU8

[Deep Knight]

On Sunday, the person who is really Deep Knight and his wife went to a friend's house to help her convert and hookup a gas grill to her a natural gas tap (it had been LP), and then have a grilled dinner. She had a "conversion kit," but of course the instructions were vague and the pictures for another model. Anyway, we got talking about some of the craziness concerning the election, and Alex Jones was mentioned. The local conspiracy-friendly radio station has part of Alex's show weekdays before noon, and rebroadcasts them on Sunday afternoons, so we tuned in. At first he was defending "stop 'n frisk," which is strange considering how ballistic I've heard him go about TSA pat-downs at airports, but then he moved into the costume of one of the participants during the recent presidential debates. It seems that wearing a red pantsuit "proves" that you're the "Scarlet Whore of Babylon" from prophecy, due to the fact that pantsuits are what them ancient Babylonian womens used to wear!



They could be sisters.

Something tells me that Alex needs to find himself a hobby to fill his time and keep him from thinking up brilliant arguments like this...

Update:

At about the same time I was posting this, NESARA News came out with something similar, although they identify the clothing style as being from a different country, and backing this up by saying that in wearing it, she reveals her plans.

Tuesday, October 4, 2016
BREAKING: ***** JUST REVEALED HER SICK PLANS

...***** wants a communist regime. That much is clear. Just look at her choice of clothing - it looks like it's from Kim Jong Un’s closet! ... ***** has just proposed a sick communist plan that sounds like it was constructed in North Korea - like her wardrobe.

Posted by Olive Oyl at 11:26:00 AM

1 comment:

Anonymous October 4, 2016 at 12:01 PM
She was related to 'Hitler', so, what does anyone expect? Communist and DEADLY to the core-

Hitler was a communist?

[Gregg]

Hitler was a communist?

From the day he bombed Pearl Harbor.

[wserra]

Wrong scene. "The Germans bombed Pearl Harbor" was inside the frat. That scene is where Bluto sees the booze being hauled out.

Better listen to me, I'm pre-med.

[Burnaby49]

Wrong scene. "The Germans bombed Pearl Harbor" was inside the frat. That scene is where Bluto sees the booze being hauled out.

Better listen to me, I'm pre-med.

We're all pre-med.

[Deep Knight]

Monday, October 10, 2016
ANONYMOUS 2 OPEN WARNING TO ALL MILITARY OFFICERS....


TO ALL GENERALS, ADMIRALS, AND MILITARY OFFICERS
WATCH THIS [Video on "chemtrails"]..... THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX YOU ARE IN IS CAUSING THIS....IF YOU ARE PART OF THIS AND DON'T COME CLEAN SOON...YOU WILL BE ARRESTED AND PUT IN FRONT OF A MILITARY TRIBUNAL....WE DON'T FORGIVE AND WE WILL NOT FORGET....

Posted by Popeye at 11:08:00 PM 0 comments

[Jeffrey]

http://benjaminfulford.net/2016/10/10/u ... urces-say/

In any case, the Bush/Clinton/Rockefeller branch of the Khazarian mafia is now desperate for money. The recent Hurricane Mathew scam (the hurricane only existed in Khazarian mafia controlled media, not in the real world) was carried out do that.

[JamesVincent]

Let the 1,000 or so Haitians killed by Matthew know that was only a story in the paper.

[Deep Knight]

WARNING: The sun will get dark because Venus will pass to the southwest of Jupiter, which will make the sun hotter, and in turn this darkness will make the earth hotter, just like what happens in Alaska in the winter.

Thursday, October 20, 2016
Earth Will Experience 15 Days of Darkness in November

NASA Confirms Once Again
Earth Will Experience 15 Days
of Darkness in November 2016

This Is not a drill, Washington, D.C. ( NewsWatch33) – NASA has confirmed that the Earth will experience 15 days of total darkness which starts between November 15 and 29, 2016. The event, according to NASA, has been waiting for this pronominal event to happen.

Astronomers from NASA have indicated that the world will remain in complete darkness starting Sunday, November 15, 2016 at 3:00 am and will end on Monday, November 30, 2016 at 4:45 pm.

According to officials, (the November blackout will be caused by an astronomical event between Venus and Jupiter).

Charles Bolden, who was appointed to the head of NASA by 'president' Obama, issued a 1000 page document explaining the event to the White House.

According to the report, Venus and Jupiter will engage in a close parallelism, only being separated by 1 degree. Venus will pass to the South-west of Jupiter, causing Venus to shine 10 times Brighter than Jupiter. The light from Venus will heat up the gases on Jupiter causing a reaction.

The gaseous reaction will release an unprecedented amount of hydrogen into space. The hydrogen gas will make contact with Earth’s Sun at approximately 2:50 am. The amount of hydrogen making contact with the Sun will cause a massive explosion on the Sun’s surface temperature to increase to 9,000 degrees kelvin in an instant.

The Sun will then attempt to cease the explosion by emitting heat from its core, (diagram shows above)

The heat will cause the Sun to dim to a bluish color. Once the Sun reaches the Bluish color, it will take approximately 14 days to restore its normal surface temperature, returning its color of the Red Giant.

While the Sun is cooling the surface, the light from the sun will be much dimmer because it takes anywhere from 7 – 8 and a half minutes, depending on the Earth’s rotation, for light from the Sun to hit Earth. People will not know the event has happened until 2:58 am on November 15th.

Bolden held a conference with Obama Administration to discuss further details of the Blackout” event. According to Bolden, “We do not expect any major effects from the blackout event. The only effect this event will have on Earth is an increase of 6 – 8 degrees in temperature. The polar cap will be mostly affected by this. No one should worry much. This event would be similar to what Alaskans experience in the winter”.

Boleden further added, "The only other effect it will have is everyone will get to have a true Black Friday after Thanksgiving."

Posted by Olive Oyl at 11:06:00 PM

Pronominal - pertaining to, resembling, derived from, or containing a pronoun. What exactly a "pronominal event" would be I can't began to guess.

BTW, the same "story" was released in July of 2015, only the dates were a year earlier.

NASA has confirmed that the Earth will experience 15 days of total darkness between November 15 and November 29, 2015. The event, according to NASA, hasn't occurred in over 1 Million years.

Astronomers from NASA have indicated that the world will remain in complete darkness starting on Sunday, November 15, 2015 at 3 a.m. and will end on Monday, November 30, 2015 at 4:15 p.m. According to officials, the "November Black Out" event will be caused by another astronomical event between Venus and Jupiter.