Baron David Ward
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Baron David Ward
I thought it was about time Baron David Ward has his own topic
This is the guy who claims to have a £5 million commercial lien against some CEO (though now it stands at £20 million) which he has now deposited with Peter of England at WeRe Bank
Despite his wealth he was recently removed from his home and now living on the streets
And now his latest offering
Baron David Ward ...... Security by way of a lien
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The first Lien and commercial instrument is now on deposit with the WeRe Bank ... for the amount of £20 million
This is the guy who claims to have a £5 million commercial lien against some CEO (though now it stands at £20 million) which he has now deposited with Peter of England at WeRe Bank
Despite his wealth he was recently removed from his home and now living on the streets
And now his latest offering
Baron David Ward ...... Security by way of a lien
17 hrs ·
The first Lien and commercial instrument is now on deposit with the WeRe Bank ... for the amount of £20 million
I don't take sides, I read all the facts and then come to my own conclusions
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Re: Baron David Ward
Yeah, I've seen his pre eviction videoBill Lumbergh wrote:Prepare to be epically schooled! [sic]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNCj3_Oe2CE
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Re: Baron David Ward
A true fruitcake, his Facebook spans a freeman career of failures and lumbering from one dreadful idea to the next.
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Re: Baron David Ward
You'd think a Baron would be better educated and actually able to spell, the aristocracy, as they say, really has gone to the dogs !.
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Re: Baron David Ward
AndyPandy wrote:You'd think a Baron would be better educated and actually able to spell, the aristocracy, as they say, really has gone to the dogs !.
I love his wild claims about being a top level systems engineer for global IT networks. Because when you look at him, it's the first thing you think, isn't it? He's obviously a highly-paid expert living a prosperous, international lifestyle.Gandalf The Tramp wrote: Every Bank is a fantasy Bank. It is all fantacy. I should know. I spent 15 years building there computeres and infrastructure. I know moor about Banks than any Bank Manager. He is compartmenalised on a need to know bases
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Re: Baron David Ward
I spent a good few years in IT as a systems and business analyst. Strangely I never ever came across anyone in that industry unable to spell to save their life nor string a few words together to express a thought in a coherent and meaningful way. I think that would be because they'd be absolutely useless in any capacity as a software engineer. Then again, he does claim to have been with ICL which could explain their failure and disappearance from the market.Hercule Parrot wrote:
I love his wild claims about being a top level systems engineer for global IT networks. Because when you look at him, it's the first thing you think, isn't it? He's obviously a highly-paid expert living a prosperous, international lifestyle.
I've also seen him claim to have been involved in heavy engineering too. Again, some hallmarks of engineers of all disciplines are clear thinking, an eye for detail and an ability to express complex ideas accurately, none of which appear to afflict the good Baron.
When taken to task about his piss poor spelling and grammar he claims to be dyslexic but having known a few people who actually are I find his meandering word salads don't fit the pattern of word blindness but they are a perfect expression of downright ignorance.
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Re: Baron David Ward
Yiam, you are just plain rude, and almost certainly RIGHT on all counts, I knew I liked you for a reason. He may have been a systems engineer in the sense that he was the one who hauled the heavy stuff in for someone who knew what they were doing to put together, but beyond that I doubt it.
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Re: Baron David Ward
An adult, functioning dyslexic has a number of coping mechanisms. 1. I LOVE spell check. 2. I frequently substitute a less-difficult (for me) word. 3. Dyslexcia si nuf!! (i.e. use humor)
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Re: Baron David Ward
Hey Baron, you're supposed to reach the "bunker mentality stage" while you still have a bunker!
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Re: Baron David Ward
Taken from the Facebook page
https://www.facebook.com/groups/5316300 ... 2/members/
The Gathering of The Barons
https://www.facebook.com/groups/5316300 ... 2/members/
The Gathering of The Barons
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Re: Baron David Ward
He has even made his own likkle passport
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Re: Baron David Ward
Well, that sounds like a plan! Anyone taking an angle grinder to the fence outside 10 Downing Street is likely to be shot.
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Re: Baron David Ward
At the very least, he would be stopped by the security team withing about 5 seconds of even taking the angle grinder out of his car. He wouldn't get within 50 feet of the fence at Number 10. I've never been to London, but it is my impression that vehicle traffic is no longer allowed on Downing street. Is that right? Besides, a reciprocating saw would be a much better choice than an angle grinder.mufc1959 wrote:Well, that sounds like a plan! Anyone taking an angle grinder to the fence outside 10 Downing Street is likely to be shot.
As for working in IT for a bank(s) for fifteen years, I spent a few years in IT for a couple of different banks here in the states (Ohio specifically). While I have a pretty fair idea of how their computers and networks are put together, those jobs did absolutely nothing for my education of the financial operations of big banks. IT is a complex field in and of itself, but it is merely a tool for the bank to conduct its business. Knowing the tool does not impart any real knowledge of the banking process. It would be like a guy who worked making EEG machines claiming that he knew how to perform brain surgery.
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Re: Baron David Ward
That reminds me. I lived in San Diego in the late seventies. We used to take I-5 north to Disneyland and LA somewhat frequently. We had to pass San Clemente, where Richard Nixon had his "Western White House". You could actually see the house from the freeway.mufc1959 wrote:Well, that sounds like a plan! Anyone taking an angle grinder to the fence outside 10 Downing Street is likely to be shot.
Mr. Nixon had left San Clemente by the time we were there, but, driving past, I always wondered if the proximity to the freeway made the Secret Service nervous. I imagine one could stop a van along the road, hop out with an army-surplus mortar, get off five or six rounds and be moving again, before the secret service had time to react. I'm guessing, too, that when Nixon was there, a car with a flat tire got attention pretty quickly.
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Re: Baron David Ward
mufc1959 wrote:Well, that sounds like a plan! Anyone taking an angle grinder to the fence outside 10 Downing Street is likely to be shot.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
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Re: Baron David Ward
These idiots are so stupid they would probably turn up with an electric angle grinder and stand there scratching their heads while wondering where to plug it in.mufc1959 wrote:Well, that sounds like a plan! Anyone taking an angle grinder to the fence outside 10 Downing Street is likely to be shot.
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It shows your mentality to think someone would make the effort to post something on the internet that was untrue.
It shows your mentality to think someone would make the effort to post something on the internet that was untrue.
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Re: Baron David Ward
It's one of the great wonders of our day that anybody with access to Microsoft Paint can, without any training whatsoever, produce something that is virtually indistinguishable from a massive pile of shiteletissier14 wrote:He has even made his own likkle passport
JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
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Re: Baron David Ward
OFF the House Ward - OFF the Warrington Burg - what's OFF ????
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Re: Baron David Ward
Something is a little "OFF".AndyPandy wrote:OFF the House Ward - OFF the Warrington Burg - what's OFF ????