The Crawfords Keep Looking For A Unicorn

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aesmith wrote: Mon Nov 30, 2020 8:12 am Mr C now trying to portray himself as general purpose guru and possessor of inside knowledge to be graciously shared with us all. It's not quite clear why this information will be provided "soon" rather than now.
Hi all,
I will soon be giving out information on those who are behind World events, and it is not who you think it is!
https://www.facebook.com/tom.crawford.3 ... 2591179901
Trust me, he'll be dead, buried and erased from history before he goes public with what goes on in the back room of the Post Office in Argillite Kentucky.

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Don't tell von Strudel, she thinks she has cornered the market on that, and she doesn't like people cutting in to her grift or attention.
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He's back, peddling second hand worthless shite. A bit like Ms Berry, he seems to think a post on Facebook headed "Press Release" will actually make it to the press in some way.
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Wednesday 21st of April 2021
'Request for Investigation' of the UK Government and its advisers, for genocide, crimes against humanity and breaches of the Nuremberg Code, issued to the International Criminal Court at the Hague, on Tuesday 20th of April 2021.
On Tuesday 20th of April 2021 we, the undersigned, issued a 27 -page ‘Request for Investigation’ to the International Criminal Court (ICC) at The Hague, with a view to asking that our allegations of genocide, crimes against humanity and breaches of the Nuremberg Code, by the UK Government and its advisors, be accepted by the ICC and investigated.
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On Tuesday 20th of April 2021 we, the undersigned, issued a 27 -page ‘Request for Investigation’ to the International Criminal Court (ICC) at The Hague,
It's almost as if he's decided to try to upstage Michael Waugh. Mind you, 27 pages isn't really trying, is it? Should be at least three ringbinders full, what with it being a international court and all.
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This "We are taking <insert government / WHO / Dr Fauchi / whatever here> to the ICC" shit has been doing the rounds since last year with every card carrying loon claiming to have done the same thing.
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But it still not the long promised Unicorn.
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aesmith wrote: Fri Apr 23, 2021 6:48 am He's back, peddling second hand worthless shite. A bit like Ms Berry, he seems to think a post on Facebook headed "Press Release" will actually make it to the press in some way.
Tom Crawford
PRESS RELEASE
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'Request for Investigation' of the UK Government and its advisers, for genocide, crimes against humanity and breaches of the Nuremberg Code, issued to the International Criminal Court at the Hague, on Tuesday 20th of April 2021.
On Tuesday 20th of April 2021 we, the undersigned, issued a 27 -page ‘Request for Investigation’ to the International Criminal Court (ICC) at The Hague, with a view to asking that our allegations of genocide, crimes against humanity and breaches of the Nuremberg Code, by the UK Government and its advisors, be accepted by the ICC and investigated.
https://www.facebook.com/tom.crawford.3 ... 0988160724
Is this still about losing his house? Is he trying to claim that having his house repossessed for non-payment constitutes genocide?
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noblepa wrote: Fri Apr 23, 2021 1:24 pm Is this still about losing his house? Is he trying to claim that having his house repossessed for non-payment constitutes genocide?
I think it means he's jumped on the FotLer anti-vax bandwagon. The Nuremberg Code is to do with unethical experiments by doctors.
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AnOwlCalledSage wrote: Fri Apr 23, 2021 2:19 pm
noblepa wrote: Fri Apr 23, 2021 1:24 pm Is this still about losing his house? Is he trying to claim that having his house repossessed for non-payment constitutes genocide?
I think it means he's jumped on the FotLer anti-vax bandwagon. The Nuremberg Code is to do with unethical experiments by doctors.
Which is not even law.

Much as they do with their definition of treason and sedition they are doing a Humpty Dumpty with the definitions of crimes against humanity and genocide. Words mean exactly what they choose them to mean... Neither more nor less.
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noblepa wrote: Fri Apr 23, 2021 1:24 pm Is this still about losing his house? Is he trying to claim that having his house repossessed for non-payment constitutes genocide?
In a way it is. In the dim recesses of Tom's mind, his very cunning plan to smack the UK government with this investigation will put the daylight of shame into each and every one of its hired minions. Since they will not be able to withstand an investigation of this sort, they will secretly approach Tom and ask what they can do to settle this. At this point, Tom will demand his house back in return for telling the ICC it was all a mistake, he didn't see any genocide and they can close the investigation.
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Very very very dim, IMHP. Too, also, I think he spent way too much time huffing the carpet adhesive they used to use. Some of that stuff made airplane glue seem harmless, and too, also, I don't think ANY of the Crawfraud fambly brain trust have any gray matter to spare at the best of times, except Betty and she got while the getting was good.
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I thought this was something from six years ago but no, it's dated 2nd July 2021 ..
New evidence has come to the forefront, which will be used in a court case hopefully very soon.
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aesmith wrote: Sat Jul 24, 2021 5:50 pm I thought this was something from six years ago but no, it's dated 2nd July 2021 ..
New evidence has come to the forefront, which will be used in a court case hopefully very soon.
To what end? To regain his house? To overthrow the evil British government?
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I don't care what these twats have found, I'm still coming over.
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Seeing as he was mentioned in the Nutbag thread, the Google car has finally made the steep ascent of Fearn Chase.

Nice job by the owner.

For non residents of Nottingham, the whole of the Carlton district is in a fairly steep gradient.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/ezsQ1pP2TyQrSt846
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hucknallred wrote: Mon Sep 26, 2022 6:12 pm Nice job by the owner.
Yes, that's come out very tidy. The toughened-glass curtain wall is a good defensive feature too, I'll bet the Crawfrauds wish they'd thought of that.
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Is that a memorial to Betty the Chicken in the front garden?

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mufc1959 wrote: Tue Sep 27, 2022 3:33 pm Is that a memorial to Betty the Chicken in the front garden?

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hucknallred wrote: Mon Sep 26, 2022 6:12 pm Seeing as he was mentioned in the Nutbag thread, the Google car has finally made the steep ascent of Fearn Chase.

Nice job by the owner.

For non residents of Nottingham, the whole of the Carlton district is in a fairly steep gradient.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/ezsQ1pP2TyQrSt846
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