TUC / United Cities Group sued by BofA in FL

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Re: TUC / United Cities Group sued by BofA in FL

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Famspear wrote:Maybe she's tired......

Remember Madeline Kahn in Blazing Saddles???....
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Famspear wrote:
Judge Roy Bean wrote:
Demosthenes wrote:I'm swamped on something right now, but I have some really interesting stuff to post here shortly.
And? :?:
And.... she's swamped! She's a busy girl.

In fact....

Maybe....

Maybe she's tired......

Remember Madeline Kahn in Blazing Saddles???....

http://paab.typepad.com/furtherandfaste ... ddles.html

(click on the first video at the top)
You all have mistranslated what she really said.

The real translation follows:

"My publisher has been on my back for the last two weeks about getting my book finished so they can get it printed. He/she finally told me today that if I dont get this out of the house by Monday morning, they are moving Togadude, Lawyerdude, and Merrilldude into my house to see if they can provide some incentive for me to finish. So right now, as you can see, the book has taken a sudden priority over Quatloosia."
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Re: TUC / United Cities Group sued by BofA in FL

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Sung, with a French accent, to the tune of Mack the Knife:

La Chanson à Demosthenes

Un chapeau d’une
citron vert tranche!
Et le visage
comme la chatte!
Elle étudie
‘Gens qui déteste
toutes les impôts
et les lois!
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Re: TUC / United Cities Group sued by BofA in FL

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Famspear wrote:Sung, with a French accent, to the tune of Mack the Knife:

La Chanson à Demosthenes

Un chapeau d’une
citron vert tranche!
Et le visage
comme la chatte!
Elle étudie
‘Gens qui déteste
toutes les impôts
et les lois!
nice [chuckle] so..hows that billable hour requirement coming along?
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Imalawman wrote:
Famspear wrote:Sung, with a French accent, to the tune of Mack the Knife:

La Chanson à Demosthenes

Un chapeau d’une
citron vert tranche!
Et le visage
comme la chatte!
Elle étudie
‘Gens qui déteste
toutes les impôts
et les lois!
nice [chuckle] so..hows that billable hour requirement coming along?
I know, I just can't help myself this Friday afternoon. It's beautiful outside, and I don't want to be here.
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Famspear wrote:Sung, with a French accent, to the tune of Mack the Knife:

La Chanson à Demosthenes

Un chapeau d’une
citron vert tranche!
Et le visage
comme la chatte!
Elle étudie
‘Gens qui déteste
toutes les impôts
et les lois!
Le ROFL!!!
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Famspear wrote:
La Chanson à Demosthenes

Un chapeau d’une
citron vert tranche!
Et le visage
comme la chatte!
Elle étudie
‘Gens qui déteste
toutes les impôts
et les lois!
Actually, since it's plural, it should be "gens qui détestent" (but pronounced the same). Also, I want to make it "les gens", but that would have been too many syllables.

It works best if you imagine Bobby Darin standing there, swaggering, snapping his fingers, jerking his head in that sort of late 1950s way, just the way he did Mack the Knife, and singing it with a perfect Bobby Darin French accent, of course. And during the song, you have lots of quick, visual "jump cut" edits between the picture Darin the Cool Cat and Demo the Citrus Covered Cat. This is sort of a "virtual" Quatloosian version of MTV.

Gosh, Demo, you're already having songs written about you, and the book's not even out yet. I hope you're not feeling too much P-R-E-S-S-U-R-E!!

Songs for all the female Quatloosians!

Webhick, you might be next!

Footnote: Huh? Bobby Darin wasn't French?
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I never realized Bobby Darin was ever this young:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Qrjtr_uFac
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Let there be Quatoob.

Since Quatloos has other interests besides tax protesters, there could be several categories:

1. Filk
2. Sovereign Videos
3. Investment Gurus Exposed
4. Nigerian Email Theater
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grixit wrote:3. Investment Gurus Exposed
I think the V-chip will block that one.
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Re: TUC / United Cities Group sued by BofA in FL

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They don't have anything to worry about...The Bank nor the Feds are members of the TUCGPELC and therefore can not practice law in the TUC, Supreme Court of Justice and it's District and Circuit lower courts. They'll have to have TUC appointed lawyers, not the best choice from what I hear.

TUCGPELC

The TUC looks like a parody to the current system. The main difference is the one they're imitating happens to have a few more guns and a lot more misguided, though devoted, followers.
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Gahhh! Looks as if they used the sitebuilder that came with their hosting account :(
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I wonder what would happen to real lawyers who signed up for TUC's new juridical system.

I wonder if they'd be disbarred in the real world for promoting criminal syndicalism.
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I had to look syndicalism up, never heard of it before. I learn something new everyday.
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Too long and meandering far off topic.
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