Oh, it's twue, it's twue!Famspear wrote:Maybe she's tired......
Remember Madeline Kahn in Blazing Saddles???....
TUC / United Cities Group sued by BofA in FL
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"Run get the pitcher, get the baby some beer." Rev. Gary Davis
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The world is a car and you're a crash-test dummy.
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You all have mistranslated what she really said.Famspear wrote:And.... she's swamped! She's a busy girl.Judge Roy Bean wrote:And?Demosthenes wrote:I'm swamped on something right now, but I have some really interesting stuff to post here shortly.
In fact....
Maybe....
Maybe she's tired......
Remember Madeline Kahn in Blazing Saddles???....
http://paab.typepad.com/furtherandfaste ... ddles.html
(click on the first video at the top)
The real translation follows:
"My publisher has been on my back for the last two weeks about getting my book finished so they can get it printed. He/she finally told me today that if I dont get this out of the house by Monday morning, they are moving Togadude, Lawyerdude, and Merrilldude into my house to see if they can provide some incentive for me to finish. So right now, as you can see, the book has taken a sudden priority over Quatloosia."
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"Do you realize I may even be delusional with respect to my income tax beliefs? " - Irwin Schiff
"Do you realize I may even be delusional with respect to my income tax beliefs? " - Irwin Schiff
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Sung, with a French accent, to the tune of Mack the Knife:
La Chanson à Demosthenes
Un chapeau d’une
citron vert tranche!
Et le visage
comme la chatte!
Elle étudie
‘Gens qui déteste
toutes les impôts
et les lois!
La Chanson à Demosthenes
Un chapeau d’une
citron vert tranche!
Et le visage
comme la chatte!
Elle étudie
‘Gens qui déteste
toutes les impôts
et les lois!
"My greatest fear is that the audience will beat me to the punch line." -- David Mamet
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nice [chuckle] so..hows that billable hour requirement coming along?Famspear wrote:Sung, with a French accent, to the tune of Mack the Knife:
La Chanson à Demosthenes
Un chapeau d’une
citron vert tranche!
Et le visage
comme la chatte!
Elle étudie
‘Gens qui déteste
toutes les impôts
et les lois!
"Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs" - Unknown
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I know, I just can't help myself this Friday afternoon. It's beautiful outside, and I don't want to be here.Imalawman wrote:nice [chuckle] so..hows that billable hour requirement coming along?Famspear wrote:Sung, with a French accent, to the tune of Mack the Knife:
La Chanson à Demosthenes
Un chapeau d’une
citron vert tranche!
Et le visage
comme la chatte!
Elle étudie
‘Gens qui déteste
toutes les impôts
et les lois!
"My greatest fear is that the audience will beat me to the punch line." -- David Mamet
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Le ROFL!!!Famspear wrote:Sung, with a French accent, to the tune of Mack the Knife:
La Chanson à Demosthenes
Un chapeau d’une
citron vert tranche!
Et le visage
comme la chatte!
Elle étudie
‘Gens qui déteste
toutes les impôts
et les lois!
Three cheers for the Lesser Evil!
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Actually, since it's plural, it should be "gens qui détestent" (but pronounced the same). Also, I want to make it "les gens", but that would have been too many syllables.Famspear wrote:
La Chanson à Demosthenes
Un chapeau d’une
citron vert tranche!
Et le visage
comme la chatte!
Elle étudie
‘Gens qui déteste
toutes les impôts
et les lois!
It works best if you imagine Bobby Darin standing there, swaggering, snapping his fingers, jerking his head in that sort of late 1950s way, just the way he did Mack the Knife, and singing it with a perfect Bobby Darin French accent, of course. And during the song, you have lots of quick, visual "jump cut" edits between the picture Darin the Cool Cat and Demo the Citrus Covered Cat. This is sort of a "virtual" Quatloosian version of MTV.
Gosh, Demo, you're already having songs written about you, and the book's not even out yet. I hope you're not feeling too much P-R-E-S-S-U-R-E!!
Songs for all the female Quatloosians!
Webhick, you might be next!
Footnote: Huh? Bobby Darin wasn't French?
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Better version here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My9B4uQYJn4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My9B4uQYJn4
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(Du musst Caligari werden!)
(Du musst Caligari werden!)
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"My greatest fear is that the audience will beat me to the punch line." -- David Mamet
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Let there be Quatoob.
Since Quatloos has other interests besides tax protesters, there could be several categories:
1. Filk
2. Sovereign Videos
3. Investment Gurus Exposed
4. Nigerian Email Theater
Since Quatloos has other interests besides tax protesters, there could be several categories:
1. Filk
2. Sovereign Videos
3. Investment Gurus Exposed
4. Nigerian Email Theater
Three cheers for the Lesser Evil!
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I think the V-chip will block that one.grixit wrote:3. Investment Gurus Exposed
When chosen for jury duty, tell the judge "fortune cookie says guilty" - A fortune cookie
Re: TUC / United Cities Group sued by BofA in FL
They don't have anything to worry about...The Bank nor the Feds are members of the TUCGPELC and therefore can not practice law in the TUC, Supreme Court of Justice and it's District and Circuit lower courts. They'll have to have TUC appointed lawyers, not the best choice from what I hear.
TUCGPELC
The TUC looks like a parody to the current system. The main difference is the one they're imitating happens to have a few more guns and a lot more misguided, though devoted, followers.
TUCGPELC
The TUC looks like a parody to the current system. The main difference is the one they're imitating happens to have a few more guns and a lot more misguided, though devoted, followers.
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Gahhh! Looks as if they used the sitebuilder that came with their hosting account
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I wonder what would happen to real lawyers who signed up for TUC's new juridical system.
I wonder if they'd be disbarred in the real world for promoting criminal syndicalism.
I wonder if they'd be disbarred in the real world for promoting criminal syndicalism.
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I had to look syndicalism up, never heard of it before. I learn something new everyday.
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Too long and meandering far off topic.
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