"Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?" (Calvin)
RIP Calvin and Hobbes.
Calvin and Hobbes quote of the day
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Imalawman
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Calvin and Hobbes quote of the day
"Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs" - Unknown
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Cpt Banjo
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Re: Calvin and Hobbes quote of the day
What did the Calvinist say after hitting his thumb with a hammer?
"I'm sure glad that's over!"
"I'm sure glad that's over!"
"Run get the pitcher, get the baby some beer." Rev. Gary Davis
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GoldandSilverEagles
Re: Calvin and Hobbes quote of the day
Excellent! ~ Point well made!CaptainKickback wrote:Cardinal Synn: So, as a Calvinist you believe in predestination. That at birth, your going to Heaven or Hell has already been determined.
Calvinist: Yes I do.
Cardinal: Then why try so hard?
Calvinist:
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absdes96
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Re: Calvin and Hobbes quote of the day
One of my favorites involving Calvin only:
It is Halloween.
Calvin (with no costume) has a an empty bag in his hands. He is standing in front of a door.
The caption from inside the door: "What are you supposed to be, kid?"
Calvin responds: "I am a resource consuming, underachieving child with no goals or ambitions who has been raised by television".
Calvin walks away with a bag full of candy and says, "Yes, I am scary".
It is Halloween.
Calvin (with no costume) has a an empty bag in his hands. He is standing in front of a door.
The caption from inside the door: "What are you supposed to be, kid?"
Calvin responds: "I am a resource consuming, underachieving child with no goals or ambitions who has been raised by television".
Calvin walks away with a bag full of candy and says, "Yes, I am scary".
The mongoose of a disciplined mind and will is more than a match for the cobra of desire and emotion. - Professor Dallas Willard, USC
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GoldandSilverEagles
Re: Calvin and Hobbes quote of the day
Excellante!~ thanks for sharing! ~ Very clever!absdes96 wrote:One of my favorites involving Calvin only:
It is Halloween.
Calvin (with no costume) has a an empty bag in his hands. He is standing in front of a door.
The caption from inside the door: "What are you supposed to be, kid?"
Calvin responds: "I am a resource consuming, underachieving child with no goals or ambitions who has been raised by television".
Calvin walks away with a bag full of candy and says, "Yes, I am scary".